Dave
Staff member
I just went to the bathroom. I wanted to do it about 10 minuted earlier but my daughter was in there so I couldn't. Finally she comes out & I'm doing the dance of yellow death so I hurry in, barely closing the door before I whip it out to go. I get the lid up and start a steady stream when the fucking cat jumps out of the tub where he was getting a drink of water, scaring the shit out of me. Not literally of course, but I jumped.
Now sometimes when you jump nothing happens. This time, however, I accidentally let go and suddenly it was like a loose fire hose in the bathroom. I finally got it shut off but the damage was done. The toilet, the floor, my shoes. All wet.
The only good part? The fucking cat got it, too.
That's my rant. I would have put it in the other thread but after Fade and Tin I didn't feel it was rant-worthy.
Now sometimes when you jump nothing happens. This time, however, I accidentally let go and suddenly it was like a loose fire hose in the bathroom. I finally got it shut off but the damage was done. The toilet, the floor, my shoes. All wet.
The only good part? The fucking cat got it, too.
That's my rant. I would have put it in the other thread but after Fade and Tin I didn't feel it was rant-worthy.
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