I can not wait until I get off from work today. And I really can't wait until Friday at quitting time. This week has just been a really lousy week and I am exhausted. I want to go and beat my head against a wall and than punch something until it breaks. I am not going to do that but it does sounds nice right this minute.
The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.
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I know I've made this rant before, but damn.
DUDE, if you are in the middle of taking a crap when i come in to use the urinal, PLEASE do not pinch it off, wipe your ass as fast as you can (2 wipes? Seriously?? I know your ass ain't clean), and meet me at the lone sink as I go to wash my hands. It's an awkward moment, and not an ideal time for chit chat.
DUDE, if you are in the middle of taking a crap when i come in to use the urinal, PLEASE do not pinch it off, wipe your ass as fast as you can (2 wipes? Seriously?? I know your ass ain't clean), and meet me at the lone sink as I go to wash my hands. It's an awkward moment, and not an ideal time for chit chat.
Just stay at the urinal, and when he tries to make conversation, just say "I've got something big on my hands right now, maybe later?"
Then give him a sly wink.
Then give him a sly wink.
Or I could raise the awkwardness up to 11, and stand at the urinal complaining about my prostate and begging for some piss to come out, a la Zoolander.
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makare
I kind of want to know how many times you wipe your own ass but bathroom stuff has been one of the big fights on the forum before and Ill just leave the mystery alive.
Depends and quantity and quality... and apparently this bubba has copious amounts of both in his movements...
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Element 117
reading the last few posts in this thread made me wretch...
and i was hungry. Now even typing this post makes me feel like I'm going to puke.
and i was hungry. Now even typing this post makes me feel like I'm going to puke.
It did kind of bring the thread full circle, didn't it?
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makare
Those asshole birds keep flying in here and trying to attack me so I have to smack them with a flyswatter. I don't want anything to do with you or your hatchlings LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Chazwozel
This should be in the epic win thread. (Posted by one of the birds)
Cajungal
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...How did you know how many times he wiped his ass? Did you ask?
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Chazwozel
I hate urinal/ stall talkers. Leave me alone, I want to piss/shit in peace.
...How did you know how many times he wiped his ass? Did you ask?[/QUOTE]
Well, since you asked....Imagine this scenario: The bathroom is about 5 feet by 10 feet. There's a single stall and a single urinal, and a sink in between. It's tiny. If there were no walls around the stall, the urinal user and the toilet user could probably shake hands if one of them took one step toward the other.
So, I walk in, see the stall is taken, and turn to the urinal. I hear this, as I unzip my fly and do my business:
<grunt> <Sploosh> <toilet paper being pulled from roll> <swish swish> (That's two perfunctory swish sounds from the same wad of paper) <flush> <zip> <belt buckle>
All of this happens in the time it takes me to do my business, which wasn't very long. He got to the sink between us just before I did.
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makare
In my dorm rest room we have three stalls. This one chick uses the middle stall, leaves the door wide open and talks to everyone while she is in there. It's just mind boggling. As I have said, if you have a choice between peeing in front of people and NOT peeing in front of people the choice seems to be a clear one.
Also, don't talk to ME while I am using the rest room because I will perfect my ability to hate you to death with my mind and kill you.
Also, don't talk to ME while I am using the rest room because I will perfect my ability to hate you to death with my mind and kill you.
When I'm at home, I leave the door open too, I don't care, I like people watching while peeing n_n
I leave my door open too.
Of course, I live by myself. T_T
Of course, I live by myself. T_T
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Wasabi Poptart
I can't wait until my kids are grown up a bit more so I can use the bathroom with the door closed.
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Chazwozel
When i worked at Home Depot there was a guy who would use the urinal next to me and lean his arm over on the urinal divider, turn his head and try to hold a conversation while pissing and looking me straight in the eye.
That was one of the single most wtf moments I've ever had.
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Chazwozel
There are specific rules to urinals and they apply a million fold at the piss-troughs.
I think my trapezius muscle is acting up again. It's the one that stretches across the shoulderblade to the spine. Last time it did this I couldn't move for 2 days without excruciating pain. Even turning my neck was impossible. Right now it's giving me a god awful headache (making me crankier than usual). Hopefully it starts to clear up before I have to do something serious to fix it.
My brother went to the same high school as that guy. He said that his art teacher use to have an old desk the guy had carved an early version of Earthworm Jim into when he was there. Then someone came in during summer one year and threw it away before the art teacher could save it. It sucks, the real Liberty Market from the cartoon series just got torn down this last year. They made the best Chinese food in town too. 
Stupid Xbox 360 not being backwards compatible with Capcom/SNK 2.
Yeeeeeeeah.
Yeeeeeeeah.
Also, I kinda feel bad. I'm going home to CA for a week, and I am more looking forward to seeing this guy right here
than the rest of my family.
than the rest of my family.
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