[Movies] Talk about the last movie you saw 2: Electric Threadaloo

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Jiarn

The third one definitely isn't. It gets downright ridiculous (and this is in comparison to the first two).
Ridiculous? This the same series with undead pirates, krakens and Johnny Depp? This to me is like people saying that Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull was "so unlike" Indy. When it followed the EXACT same formula of the previous films they hail.
 
What I meant was even compared to the zombie pirates and kraken and crap from the first two, the third amps up the ridiculousness with 70 foot sea gods and the afterlife and shit. I really tuned out with the Callisto bit near the end. Didn't do it for me.
 
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Jiarn

The 70 foot tall Callisto thing was litterally on screen for less than 3 minutes.

Versus the over 1hr of amazing sword fighting, creepy and awesome characters, great storylines and Pirate Lords/Sparrow's Dad!
 
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Philosopher B.

The negotiations and alliance switching reached a fever pitch, the final bit of life was beaten out of the myriad running gags, the whole film was flooded with too many characters trying to be funny and failing (that brethren court scene was embarrassing), they finally overused Jack Sparrow with the thousand versions, etc., I could go on. I've seen the film quite a few times now, and on each subsequent re-watching, I like it slightly less than before. It just feels to me as if most of the actors are going through the motions to go through them. I also read that Gore Verbinksi was unhappy working on those last two films, due to issues like shooting without finished scripts and all that sort of thing, which definitely shows in the excessive, sprawling and often messy nature of the sequels.

Don't get me wrong, there was a lot to like in the Pirates movies, but the sequels definitely went downhill.
 
The negotiations and alliance switching reached a fever pitch, the final bit of life was beaten out of the myriad running gags, the whole film was flooded with too many characters trying to be funny and failing (that brethren court scene was embarrassing), they finally overused Jack Sparrow with the thousand versions, etc., I could go on. I've seen the film quite a few times now, and on each subsequent re-watching, I like it slightly less than before. It just feels to me as if most of the actors are going through the motions to go through them. I also read that Gore Verbinksi was unhappy working on those last two films, due to issues like shooting without finished scripts and all that sort of thing, which definitely shows in the excessive, sprawling and often messy nature of the sequels.

Don't get me wrong, there was a lot to like in the Pirates movies, but the sequels definitely went downhill.
I have chosen to get you wrong. You HATE the Pirates movies.
 
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Philosopher B.

I ... what? I thought the first was a surprisingly fresh adventure-comedy. The second film bogged things down a little, but it still had a lot of great moments. Unfortunately, the films gradually trended toward overuse of the Jack Sparrow character (sometimes less is more) and meandering plots/subplots. If I dump on the later movies (#3 in particular), it's only because they had the potential to be so much more.
 
heh, it was just a joke.

Terrik sarcasm-fail.

Unfortunately, the films gradually trended toward overuse of the Jack Sparrow character (sometimes less is more) and meandering plots/subplots.
Yessssss this.
 

North_Ranger

Staff member
I'm probably late to the party, but... saw Transformers 3 yesterday.

Man, Optimus Prime is kind of a dick, isn't he?

"We'll pretend we're leaving your planet 'cause we know the Decepticons will blow up our rocket (those douchebags!). Then we'll sit somewhere, drink motor oil and eat Doritos and let the Decepticons (those douchebags!) and Sentinel Prime (traitor!) run amok and kill thousands of humans for shits and giggles (Man, I wonder why they do that? Didn't they just say they needed slave labour?). That oughta teach your leaders NEVER to questions us (yay us!) again. Got it, monkey?"
 
The negotiations and alliance switching reached a fever pitch, the final bit of life was beaten out of the myriad running gags, the whole film was flooded with too many characters trying to be funny and failing (that brethren court scene was embarrassing), they finally overused Jack Sparrow with the thousand versions, etc., I could go on. I've seen the film quite a few times now, and on each subsequent re-watching, I like it slightly less than before. It just feels to me as if most of the actors are going through the motions to go through them. I also read that Gore Verbinksi was unhappy working on those last two films, due to issues like shooting without finished scripts and all that sort of thing, which definitely shows in the excessive, sprawling and often messy nature of the sequels.

Don't get me wrong, there was a lot to like in the Pirates movies, but the sequels definitely went downhill.
If you watch some of the behind the scenes stuff, you see the writers thought they were The Shit because of the first movie and were lazy as hell getting the scripts together for the latter two films, playing games and shit when they were supposed to be working. And yeah, it does show.
 
Been awhile since I've posted in this thread. Think I'll try changing that in the future. So...

Cars 2

I got to see this for free after buying The Incredibles on BluRay. And...well, I'll be honest. I know a lot of people didn't like the first Cars and consider it one of Pixar's worst. Me, I firmly believe that even a bad Pixar movie is still a great, entertaining bit of business. Until watching it a second time earlier this year, A Bug's Life was actually my least favourite of their movies.

And this...y'know, I remember MovieBob saying on his video review that it felt like Pixar just went balls-out and had fun with this one without putting too much (or any) depth behind it. And he's right. But goddamn if it wasn't fun as all hell. Amazing animation (yeah, there's a surprise) and a decent, fun little story makes Nick happy.

Also...

Wait, hang on a second. Cars can't drive up walls! I question the realistic veracity of this movie!
 
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Philosopher B.

The Graduate rules. Dustin Hoffman did something really special with that role.

Last movie I saw: Django ...

It wanted to be Sergio Leone so bad. Also, the dubbed voices were pretty bland. Aside from that, it was pretty rad. The mysterious coffin was the best part (plus the cinematography was excellent).
 
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Philosopher B.

Wizards

Maybe it was the mood I was in, but something about this low-budget, half-assed Ralph Bakshi fantasy feature struck me as hilarious. Perhaps it's the thought that a cartoon with actual footage of Hitler in it was Bakshi's idea of 'kid-friendly' ...

Poor Fritz!

Memento

Been meaning to see this for ages. It was crafted pretty well. Joe Pantoliano should be in more good movies.
 
The Kings Speech
it was...okay? I don't know, I think it got hyped a bit to much in my head. It was decent, had some good moments, and wasn't quite the movie I expected.
 
It was? See, I had the same problem with it that Covar did with King's Speech: I walked into it after hearing endless, endless hype.

Now, I didn't honestly think it was a bad movie and certianly couldn't find any faults with the movie. I just didn't see anything spectacular about it.

Though, to be honest, I liked King's Speech a lot more and - once I've watched it a few more times - it may become one of my new favourite movies.
 
I will say, it wasn't the type of movie I was expecting. I thought it was going to be your typical inspirational feel good movie (which I love), instead it was a more toned-down historical character drama. It's a movie I'm glad I didn't buy, I'd watch it again, but it hasn't yet earned a spot on my shelf.
 

North_Ranger

Staff member
Just watched Galaxy Quest... for probably the fifth or sixth time. I know it's corny six ways from Sunday, but goddammit if I don't giggle every time.
 
I'm with you Ranger, I've seen it in the double digits easily. I can quote it from start to finish and love it every time. Thumbs up for your choice!
 
I finally got my friend to watch the Princess Bride yesterday. She had never seen it.
I am still dumbfounded when I meet people who haven't seen it.
 

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Staff member
I just got back from Thor at the dollar theater.

Thor was good. I may be biased by my childhood love of Norse mythology, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Maybe I'm wrong, but I got the general impression of "Meh" from around the forum. I would love to meet Bo Welch one day. The man is always good at what he does. Portman was the weak link, acting-wise. I thought the score was really well done, especially in the opening.
 
I enjoyed the hell out of Thor and all the Marvel Production films so far. I really wished they didn't shoe-horn in a love interest into all these films. They're completely useless and a worthless waste of time.
 
I just got back from Thor at the dollar theater.

Thor was good. I may be biased by my childhood love of Norse mythology, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Maybe I'm wrong, but I got the general impression of "Meh" from around the forum. I would love to meet Bo Welch one day. The man is always good at what he does. Portman was the weak link, acting-wise. I thought the score was really well done, especially in the opening.
I thought the reaction here was fairly positive, except from Charlie.

I liked it a lot--way more than I thought I would. We nearly skipped it, but this place and another had so much good word of mouth. I was very surprised.
 
61* - Film by Billy Crystal about the season Roger Marris and Mickey Mantle went up against the Babe's single season home run record. Wonderful attention to detail, and a good story. Solid movie overall.
 
Sitting home sick, I should have made a list of all the movies that I've watched these last few weeks.

UP +
Bridge at Remagen - War Film that looked like it was shot as a movie of the week.
The Battle of Britain ... good film, but when you are on hydrocodone you tend to sleep through it.
Band of Brothers + Wow, that was so well done. I ended up watching the whole thing yesterday. Between being laid up in pain, and expecting my 7 year old niece to hang out with me for the next week or two... I decided to watch it all before she gets here.
Stranger Than Fiction + I liked it more than I thought I would going into it. The ending that was set up for you had me feeling really emotional.
Miller's Crossing + Coen Brothers rarely do any wrong in my eyes.

Coming Soon.
Rio
The Right Stuff
Caddy Shack
 
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Philosopher B.

Crank

Amazing. I finally know what it's like to see a movie that is an actual 'thrill ride.' It's like, that is no longer an abstract phrase. I swear, I felt exhausted just watching.

Crank 2

WTF. The first movie had exactly the right amount of pulse-pounding craziness. This movie tried way too hard to top the original. Off the top of my head,
the gun up the ass, the exploding mammaries (plus strippers/porn stars everywhere, including Ron fucking Jeremy), the nipple-slicing, the robot fucking head, etc.
I didn't mind too badly that they turned him into what basically amounts to a superhero (that was in keeping with the video-game theme), and all the scenes of him getting juiced were hilarious - as was the part which
morphed into a Godzilla-style brawl.
But there was just too much stupid stuff going on, including everyone from the first film having a bleeding brother (not to mention that completely superfluous Asian woman!). And actually, despite the pace and editing, there were a few moments I thought really dragged.

Favorite part:
9 seconds later
I'm not sure I'd want to see a Crank 3. It'd probably be a two-hour pulsating picture of boobs sprouting nipple-guns firing at Chev running around in a circle with mangy beats and guitars in the background while people scream 'Fuck you, Chelios!' over the soundtrack.
 
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