Introduce Yourself!

[Silver Jelly]

Raping? I pray that you meant "rapping".

Welcome, young feller!

XD I completely missed that!

 

[Dave]

So how did you find us, Mr. Nightmare? My guess is through the My Little Pony stuff.

 

[Hylian]

Welcome

 

[LittleKagsin]

Wow, you're tall for being only 14!
Maybe I'm just short...

Who's your favorite pony and why?

 

[Espy]

My name is Roderick-Donell Hawkins Caldwell siler. I'm 14 years old, British-American (but my skin color is black due to having a black father0 and I'm 5'6. My favorite passtime is making beats, computers, animating, drawing, raping, and dancing. My favorite characters are Sonic The Hedgehog (The Adventures Of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic The Hedgehog (SatAM), Sonic Underground, Sonic X), DJ Pony/Vinyal scratch (My Little Pony: Freindship Is Magic), and Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist). That is all you need to know about me. TTFN (Ta-ta for now).[/

 

[Fun Size]

Have you considered adding pillaging to your resume? Given your current pastimes, it seems a useful skill to add.

 

[Nightmare]

Well, I skateboad and BMX.

 

[Dave]

So amuse an old man. Is your name from the MLP stuff or is it from Avenged Sevenfold?

 

[Shegokigo]

So amuse an old man. Is your name from the MLP stuff or is it from Avenged Sevenfold?

 

[Nightmare]

It's from MLP.

 

[Dave]

Gotcha. See, I don't watch so I don't know character names.

You should listen to A7X, though. They rock.

 

[North_Ranger]

Hm. New blood. European side of the puddle, too.

Now, some important questions:
Pants, yes or no?
Blackadder, yes or no?

 

[Nightmare]

Hm. New blood. European side of the puddle, too.

Now, some important questions:
Pants, yes or no?
Blackadder, yes or no?

I wear pants and I'm not sure what Blackadder means but no.

 

[Shegokigo]

Pants yes and Black Adder no?

I think you just made some serious enemies with talk like that.

 

[North_Ranger]

He sure as hell did.

 

[Chad Sexington]

He's young, guys. We have to enlighten our youth, not drive them away as enemies. If he knows about pants and Blackadder, and still rejects it, well, then, I mean. I've recently opened a tar & feather shop you may visit. 20% discount if you use the password "vergule"

 

[North_Ranger]

Ooh, do you sell pitchforks, too?

Seriously, though, welcome aboard, Nightmare. And go watch thee some Blackadder. Now.

 

[bhamv3]

I notice you refrained from asking a 14 year old to remove his pants.

 

[Dave]

Just so you know, Nightmare, North_Ranger is from Finland - land of the sauna. He believes wearing clothes in the sauna is the same as killing kittens. We've taken that to mean he doesn't wear pants ever.

And Blackadder is a British comedy from the 1980's & 1990's and I've never thought that much of it, myself.

Red Dwarf, now. There's a great show!

 

[BananaHands]

We like making beets here too.

 

[Nightmare]

I LOL'd

 

[General Specific]

I wear pants and I'm not sure what Blackadder means but no.

 

[Biannoshufu]

a 14 year old on a site with NSFW content. This will end well.

 

[Dave]

a 14 year old on a site with NSFW content. This will end well.

Well...technically the NSFW stuff is age blocked so that he'd have had to lie to get in. Unfortunately, the age blocking addon broke with the latest update. So not only can he see it, but so can Google...which means I may have to kill the NSFW again until I get it fixed.

Besides, if this place is where he's coming to for porn he sucks at the internet.

 

[North_Ranger]

Dave... You may not remember this, on the account that when you were fourteen, porn was two stick figures on a cave wall, but at that age, just about anything that shows the female form in bikini-level clothing or less classifies as suitable... um, handiwork material

Also:

 

[bhamv3]

I remember when I was that age, I knocked one out to TV Guide.

True story.

 

[Silver Jelly]

I remember when I was that age, I knocked one out to TV Guide.

True story.

Ah, to be 14 again...

 

[Dave]

Got the age verification working again. Sorry, Nightmare.

 

[BananaHands]

Dave, can I request a HalForums Bikini Calendar?

 

[Dave]

Dave, can I request a HalForums Bikini Calendar?

Yes, but it would be 12 pictures of me in various poses.

 

[drifter]

Yes, but it would be 12 pictures of me in various poses.

 

[phil]

Fuck Nightmare.

Mitsurugi forever.

 

[Dave]

Well, the thread is titled "Nightmare"....

 

[Officer_Charon]

Fuck Nightmare.

Mitsurugi forever.

Talim would like to have a word with you....

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

And that word is "I'm dead because I'm terrible in every incarnation after 2"