Recent content by Celt Z

I don't know what is worse: that it makes me *that* old, or we've got just as many Nazis running around again.

Hang on, I thought Homer and Marge were in the same graduating class? Back when they were in high school in the 70's *cough*, they had classes together and the same Senior prom. Shouldn't they be the same age, or at least close to it? I mean, it still makes them younger than me now, when they...

"I'm not your buddy, guy!"

But then the Libyans won't come after our time machine!

#5 should include the theme song from Northern Exposure.

To me, it's not really a question of the subject matter, it's the execution. "...What.", indeed.

Wow, so the reverse Chinese Exclusion Act. That's a ...thing I didn't have on my Dystopia Bingo Card.

Extended edition- it includes the new chapter, "OMFG, What Did You Do?!?".

Someone should tell that nancy-boy libruhl to cut his damn hair and stop wearing dresses! You know the one - Jesus.

No, it's not the sex, although :puke:, it's that my child would have to suffer having Musk's DNA forever. I couldn't do that to my child.

There is not enough money in the world that would make me want to share DNA with Musk. Aside from money to raise them, he offers nothing worth having. He doesn't have looks, he doesn't have brains, he's painfully awkward and arrogant; why would I punish any child of mine with potentially...

Go, Snyder!

What the hell kind of exhaust fan are you replacing?!?

The only tweak I might make is Bunsen as Iron Man, so Beaker can be JARVIS.