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The chainsaw was invented to assist in childbirth.

My spirit cabbie.

I have a new hot subordinate this week, he's a guy from the Czech Republic and he's joining my team as a translation editor...

It's both.

Oh yeah for sure Scooter would be a munchkin. Sam is a rules lawyer. Animal can't wait for his turn. Fozzy forgets his character sheet...

Sam the Eagle; Paladin Fozzy Bear; Cleric Sweetums; Rogue Animal; Animal Kermit, the group leader struggling to get people to work together

Gonzo is the DM, he's a natural storyteller. See the Muppets Christmas Carol. The greatest Christmas Carol of all time!

Why we dissin mistletoe? We norse now? It's more of a shit tornado getting fucked down the shit road by a shit hurricane while the shit...

So any donation to the RNC up to 10,000 dollaridoos goes directly to Putins cum bucket, and anything above that it gets a cut. Now it...

Any downticket GOPer who uses fuckheads image or likeness must now give it 5% of their fundraising. If you give more than 5% they will...

Day 2, same as the first. More naps. Also got reprimanded for juror intimidation.

Whatshismame is so ant-woke it fell asleep several times at yesterdays trial.

Flying tyrannosaurus rex.

@Squidleybits made super spicy Dal Mahkni last night and almost killed me, @Eriol and @Dirona