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Each campaign takes place in the same world, Exandria, but usually focuses on a different continent. Campaign 2 takes place about 20...

I posted this on the site yesterday.

So I manage a Winn-Dixie liquor store. It's not flashy but I like my job. For the past few years we've had a sword dangling over our...

People with documented mental illness usually can't own guns. Declaring everyone who disagrees with you as mentally ill and unable to...

Donald Trump could, on national television, strangle a child to death and nothing would happen to him. Repubs would say she had it...

For a second I forgot Kin's tail is indestructible and thought she got cut in half.

Guess there's only so many times he can dunk on himself

So he only took 3 dozen? Thanks folks I'll be here all week.

My first picture of him vs my last. I'll miss you, Grunter

My dog just tooted nevermind all good here

I'm high and my wife won't stop talking about depressing things

he's cursed to hit himself in the face when he says "what" which is also why they always wear big gloves. Predictions:

Just checked and 10. I think they haven't made this joke since the characters were first introduced 10 years ago

I mean to be fair this is the first callback to a joke made like...4 years ago probably

I'd imagine he hasn't physically driven a car in about 15 years. Surely he gets driven in an Escalade or something.