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Oh noes! @bhamv3 your final package is mysteriously delayed. Tracking info shows it was delayed today three separate times when it should have been out for delivery. It has a new delivery date of "...by Dec 21, we promise!"

@General Specific Keep a look out for a package arriving on Saturday, Dec. 21st!

@ThatNickGuy Amazon says you should have your gift by December 9. I apologize for how late it is. I tried to do two other ideas but both fell through in spectacular fashion. But Amazon to the rescue.

@bhamv3 you have 2-4 packages on their way arriving somewhere between December 13 and December 17th. Probably.

@Celt Z, my elves secretly working for Amazon have told me your present is on your doorstep!

@Bubble181 You should get all 3 of your packages by Dec 17th.

Heyyyyyyyy @Celt Z. My elves tell me that your order is on the way!

@Wahad ! Keep an eye out for elves from the Amazon around November 28-30th!

@Frank Santa has heard about your Canada Post strike troubles and has sent the package through UPS. Hopefully, it should arrive Dec 03

@evilmike Your package was delivered to your porch by overeager elves!

@Dei The Elves have worked quickly! Please check your porch!

@Tinwhistler Elves schmelves, we've enlisted the Valkyries to deliver your gift on or around Tuesday the 26th. Seems like they'd be much more fun.

@evilmike The most eager and swiftest weasels have been dispatched to bring you a gift on this coming sunday Sunday SUNDAY November 24th!

Eh Bandito! (@GasBandit ) Favourite color? Alternately, what color is your office?

@Frank Santa wants to know a few things about you. What are your top 3 favorite animals? What are your top 3 favorite movies? What are your top 3 favorite pastimes?

Yo! @BErt looks like the Amazonian elves (which we'll leave to your imagination) were super effective and your parcel has been delivered.

Heyyyyyyyy @Dirona. My elves tell me your order should arrive around December 13. The order might be split up into more than one box but you can expect four items in total.

The Elves have forced the Dwarves down into their mines to find something worthy of you, and they have returned with....something. Not sure what it is, but I've been assured it's fit for humans. It's now being transported by Arctic parrots to your location, and should arrive somewhere between...

@GasBandit Your gift should be arriving Friday

@BErt - The elves at Amazon anticipate a Nov. 27 delivery.