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Russians don't kill the spies that are still working for them.

It is normally 45f at the start of the Houston Marathon. I imagine April in London is as cool. So they were running in weather 25to30 degrees warmer than normal.

I blame this post for our current heat wave...

I want to go out for dinner, but I've been drinking for the last 3 hours.... Frozen pizza it is!

The first time I saw a kid in middle-school wearing a Lacoste (Izod back then) shirt and pants combo, I thought he was wearing Granimals. Match the two alligators and the clothes will match...

I see the; there, they're, their errors so much that when someone uses their to show possession, I immediately assume it is wrong.

I guess Amazon is saving money by making prime day sales unsearchable... Everything I click takes me back to the homepage.

I am so ready for our vendor to put in a credit swipe on the vending machine in the break room. I never have $1 bills any more.

My favorite tidbit about Chuck Yeager is that he shot down several German jet fighters in his prop driven Mustang. He cheated, but those kills count.

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All the boys and coach are out of the Thailand cave. It is incredible that none of those boys panicked on their first dive. https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/watch-live-thailand-cave-rescue-final-five-boys-and-their-soccer-coach-to-be-freed/news-story/a176bfe7b4ed0a4ed944b986a26f2b3b

That happens to ALL food.

But we are all JCM.

My brother sells fireworks in 11 different locations, and each new year I get about $500 retail of free fireworks. About once a year a mortar will go off incorrectly. I've been much closer than 4 feet from them. But it is also winter so I am wearing a felt cowboy hat and a leather jacket. So I...

Wow, It will stay 90 till midnight this time of year, but DAMN! that sounds dangerous.

Get well soon Elvis! https://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/Music/2018/07/06/Elvis-Costello-battling-cancer-cancels-European-concerts/2971530882786/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ts_en_mu&utm_medium=7 and, Fuck Cancer.

I am afraid that the new guy will be just as bad for the environment but better at his job.

I let my dog out this morning, and they yard was socked in with heavy fog. But there was a brilliant blue sky above.

@@Li3n, it is how they cleaned their asses in the Demolition Man future.