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Ask her if she remembers the 80's!

That was one of the reasons why I tuned out of the show. I wish they'd stop doing that crap.

What's one of your TV guilty pleasures?

Okay, main point; my paycheck is taking a hit from the feds and there is no real hope for promotion or a raise. Le boo.

On top of that, the state decision to increase our salary by 3% came at the price of having to put an extra 2% more of our checks into retirement. I don't really have a problem with more of my paycheck going towards retirement, but we basically lost money in the entire process.

I'm looking for low-residency MFA programs in Creative Writing and was wondering if anyone had any positive or negative experiences to share. The university I work for actually has a fully-funded MFA program, but they don't take part-time students. There's no way I can quit my job, forego my...

I work for a state institution and they sent out an email containing the following: As you may have heard from news reports this week, the United States Congress did not extend The Middle Class Tax Relief and Job Creation Act of 2012 (Tax Relief Act of 2012) which reduced the Social Security...

Wanna take a mustache ride? Is that a big sword in your pocket or are you just concealing a massive erection?

The typical gestation period for humans is 38-42 weeks, which is 10 lunar months. I have two godchildren and was able to get all of the fabulous details from my best friend. Her first pregnancy was NOT fun. I learned enough to know that (even if I could) I would never EVER do go through that.

Dirndl- my bad on the typo. It's basically been turned into a sexist Halloween costume. Oh, my boobies can hardly fit into this tight little dirndl! I hope I don't spill any beer on them and get sopping wet!

I did go a little wild when I was last in Germany: I tried to post another picture, but I kept getting the same warning:

Don't worry, there are plenty of options for costumes at my local sewing center. Last time I went, I saw a pattern for dirndls that was so horrible, it made me ashamed to be German.

Tickle fight in the mud? If this is to happen, then I'll need to look up sewing patterns for corsets and get busty- I mean busy.

Well, people got annoyed with us posting in the "I just had sex" thread! Also, I have big boobs and I cannot lie. My bra size sounds like a stutter! Muahahaha! I was blessed by the bosom gods.

Aka General Specific on any given night.

Hey! Have some respect for the ladies! We are not to be objectified!! Unless she's one of those girls with legs like margarine; easily spreadable. In that case, condemn away. :problemo:

You silly bunch! Now, I'm left searching for ideas on how to do my proposal. I'm trying to plan a summer mini-vacation/anniversary trip with the General. We'll be doing tons of awesome things like going to the Georgia Aquarium, Coca Cola museum, hitting up a Ren Faire for the first time, touring...

Is it like Lena Dunham's character (or any character) from the show Girls?

She's a good one to take then! As a side note, I sometimes put on Bridezillas and remind the General that, "No matter how emotional I may get throughout this process, it could always be worse. I could be like one of those crazy brides!" Once he told me, "If you started acting like the girls on...

This is a difficult one. I agree with LittleKagsin in the fact that some women will go bat shit crazy at weddings. It sets their biological clock to self-destruction mode. I can't say I'm not guilty of this myself! I went to my boss's wedding and, after seeing how happy she was with her sweet...