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Any downticket GOPer who uses fuckheads image or likeness must now give it 5% of their fundraising. If you give more than 5% they will think you are extra cool and remember you.

Day 2, same as the first. More naps. Also got reprimanded for juror intimidation.

Whatshismame is so ant-woke it fell asleep several times at yesterdays trial.

Flying tyrannosaurus rex.

@Squidleybits made super spicy Dal Mahkni last night and almost killed me, @Eriol and @Dirona

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.

Losers lawyers tried to subpoena Jeremy Rosenberg, the district attorney who prosecuted Cohen. But they sent it to a different Jeremy Rosenberg. Who NYeseed. the shit out of them in his response. So much so that they complained to the court and the real Jeremy Rosenberg had to explain it to...

People who wear Carhartt for the look.

First you take our curler, now you're aiming for a kitchen store! Won't you ever leave Northern Ontario alone? Congrats!

I got a bag of grade 8 bolts! Doot doot doot doot doot! Now my coworker won't die! Doot doot doot doot doot

The New York case is the doozy. It's criminal not civil. So attendance by the defendant is manadatory. If it gets up to leave without the court's permission, the bailiff gets to put you down. And it takes them off the campaign trail every day. And remember when it was not present it got fined...

So he has an IQ less than 80. Should we pity him?

And the jackass who posted the bond for fuckboi, has to try again because they couldn't even file their paperwork correctly...

You're missing the part where WCK communicated their route ahead of the departure with everyone, including Israel. Times, vehicles and identifications. It's just murder.

So after all these years it's just a translation error. Oh the irony.

I love the comparison that your neighbourhood McDonalds reaches more people and makes so much more money than truth social.

It made it's $175M bond yesterday. It's media company stock dropped 26% when actual results were posted. New judge updated new gag order to include family members.

Well by bed, I mean a collection of broken glass covered by a garbage bag, but it was a bed to us!

Right... I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down the mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home... our dad would kill us and dance about on our...