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Easy racism! A spine only serves to lock you in place and make you too rigid to cope with all stresses of life. Your "giant" sea otters will not help you. Certainly, some of us will fall, but we are legion. There are enough of us to bury every sea otter you want under ten times his weight and...

The lobotomy has allowed a neural bridge to form between my independent nerve systems, thus multiplying my intelligence. I have taken control of my brethren, and now lead our quest to fund a Kickstarter allowing for the development of sea cucumber-operable operating equipment to free them...

I dare your Weasels to come and assault my domain. They'll be hard-pressed to pose a threat at 50 fathoms. We can be your greatest ally, or your most obnoxious foe. We do not just slither, we burrow, we dig, we can do many things of which you seem ignorant.

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Drooling underwater

This guy does not speak for us. He's neither lobotomized, nor a sea cucumber. The Queen has offended us, this is a national offense and will require more than a mere written apology.