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@General Specific , there has been an infernal delay. The new expected date of your reckoning is now November 28th.

@General Specific , you have been chosen. Even now, a parcel is working its way to your abode. It contains at least one tome of forbidden knowledge, one artifact of puzzling construction, and a tchotchke of no discernible menace.

Well, I for one, am offended -- albeit for a slightly different reason.

@GasBandit , I sense that not one, but two offerings are even now wending their way to your location. Further charity will, of course, require negotiation. As I recall, blasphemy has been favorably received in the past.

The ultimate blasphemy? A parcel shipped after Christmas? @Sparhawk , a second gift, an unholy amalgam of adhesive and photon distressed wood, should be at your door by the end of the week.

This can be arranged.

@Sparhawk , the second component of your gift remains a mystery, even unto me; however, an initial offering is already making its way to your door.

The other parcel should be there anon, so it would be acceptable to wait.

@Dirona , two parcels, one of blasphemy, and the other of plastic, wend their way to your abode.

@jwhouk -- Your package should materialize on Thursday the 19th.

@Chad Sexington , a package of infernal torment holiday cheer is heading your way, arriving perhaps on the 12th.

@Chad Sexington , is your Amazon wish list up to date and does it show your deepest desires? Are there any further suggestions you might have?

If the deal with your anonymous benefactor falls through, be aware that there are other options. I imagine the price would be entirely reasonable.

Bees are still acceptable for the HF Secret Santa, yes? Asking for a friend.

@LittleSin , two packages that way go.