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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/may/19/london-olympics-2012-mascot

They look like creatures that belong in Doctor Who ??

What the fuuu... :shocked:

It looks like the Paralympics mascot had a little pee accident...

So, in order to represent the spirit of the 2012 games and the rich history of London to the entire world, they devised a pair of silver dildos with lobster claw hands and CCTV cameras for heads.

Outstanding.

Null said:

So, in order to represent the spirit of the 2012 games and the rich history of London to the entire world, they devised a pair of silver dildos with lobster claw hands and CCTV cameras for heads.

Outstanding.

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Hey, you can't say it's an inaccurate summation.

My husband says they look like Cartoon Geth.

Saturday Morning Mass Effect!

Damn, next-gen Telletubbies.

Well, at least the media can't mistake pedobear for an Olympic mascot this time... right?!

THE EYES OF THE OLYMPICS ARE UPON YOU, AND THEY FIND YOU WANTING.

Kang and Kodos seem a bit more fabulous in that photo.

Who the fuck is running the 2012 Olympic crap, what are they smoking, and how can we get them help?

First they choose a logo that looks like someone threw up on a sidewalk, and then these are mascots they go for? It's actually concerning.

They look even more bizarre in a side view.


Ugh! Bad CGI!

Hey, I think it's very nice of London to take Atlanta off the hook for dumbest Olympic mascot ever.

drifter said:

Hey, I think it's very nice of London to take Atlanta off the hook for dumbest Olympic mascot ever.

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Izzy said:

Hey! I look GOOD now!

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drifter said:

Hey, I think it's very nice of London to take Atlanta off the hook for dumbest Olympic mascot ever.

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No, I'm sorry... Izzy's still worse.

ninja'd

"Oh wow, I got a meeting for mascot selection, I am soooooooooo baked. I'll have a few spliffs in the limo over, that'll help straighten me out."

What's with all the space age crap and the Olympics. Nothing says Bronze Age Competition, like some Silver-One-Eyed-Trouser-Snakes.

They should have just gotten Towlie from South Park to be the mascot and saved money on the cheap ass designers who created those freaks.

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Well, maybe it's just me getting used to them but I don't think they look THAT bad.