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On 10/21/2010 1:04 PM, Deborah Bellino wrote: Hello Gregory!

In reviewing your resume, I feel your background and experience might qualify you to be a part of our team at Colonial Life. I am looking for results driven individuals who want to take their careers to a higher level.

We specialize in employee benefits services and enrollment, which happens to be one of the fastest growing needs in corporate America, as well as being quite stable (which is important in today's business world.) Due to the rapid growth in this market, we are currently expanding and filling numerous Sales Management positions.

I would like for you to call me personally at [redacted] so we may set up a date and time for you to come in to discuss your opportunity for success at Colonial. Your meeting with us will be a one-on-one interview (no group interview sessions!!) where we will further discuss your qualifications and the Colonial opportunity.

I look forward to hearing from you,

Deborah Bellino
Colonial Life - Making benefits count

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Hi Deborah!

Words can't express the feelings I have by receiving such an impressive offer to work in insurance sales, something which is completely outside the scope of any work I have listed on my resume! After working for 20 years as a computer programmer, earning three patents, and establishing my worth at such industry giants as Citigroup, I think it's exciting that at my age I can have the opportunity to start all over in a new career, working my way up from the bottom at a salary far below what I am currently making in my current profession. I haven't had to live on ramen soup and deal with quotas and high-pressure environments since I worked at Taco Bell in my teens. It sounds like hoot--count me in!

Best regards
Greg Mahan

Ha ha ha

I got one the other day for a "Once in a Lifetime Opportunity"! It was basically "WORK AT HOME AND MAKE $1000 A WEEK!!!" kind of thing.

I didn't bother to respond.

Dear candidate


You are receiving this e-mail because you have applied for the job ad we had on Workopolis.com
I am sorry if we've sent you this e-mail before , but our e-mail hosting system was down and we were unable to receive any e-mails so we are re-sending this in order to retrieve the lost messages we might have received during the time our server was down.

If you don't remember the job details , please visit the following url : http://intelligentbusiness.biz/Documents/job_ad_canada.html

This job is fit for people that are looking for extra-income solutions and that have at least 3-4 hours of daily free time.
The main requirement is to own a Royal Bank Account (or an account with any other Canadian Bank) .

The reason we work with wire transfers is that the money will clear upon arrival in employee's bank account, unlike checks or other payment methods.

Kindly , let us know which of the following is the requirement you want to apply for :

- Existing Royal Bank of Canada Account

- Chequing account with another bank , except RBC

- Credit card ( everyone can apply for this one , and it's the most profitable of them all )


As soon as you'll let us know what requirement you wanna apply for , we'll send you the contract and you can start receiving payments tomorrow.


Your duties as our employee will be to receive payments / investments in your bank account and, once the money are clear, forward them by Western Union to our main office in London.Your 10% commission are to be deducted from the amount sent in your account, and the Western Union fees must be deducted from the remaining 90%.
Depending on the amount of time available for this job, you might process several transactions per day, boosting your income.

The next step is signing the employment agreement ( contract ).
If you want to apply for this job, please reply to this e-mail and let us know which requirement you're choosing , and we will send you the contract and the form you need to complete in order to become our employee.


Thank you anticipated and looking forward to work with you,

Nigel Osborne
Intelligent Business LTD Recruiter
Recruiting Officer

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I get this every 10 days..

I was rolling my eyes until I read "wanna" and then it just seemed all too funny.

Oh oh me next!

, American Income Life Insurance Company, recently named a Top100 HotJob by Yahoo! HotJobs, has been in business for over 50 years, and were growing at levels never seen before by our organization.
AIL provides a unique marketing structure and comprehensive product line to the largest working sector in the United States. Our marketing system allows us to provide LEADS at NO COST to our associates. We provide rewarding advancement opportunities and we have a lucrative renewal income program that is unmatched by any other company in the industry.
AIL is looking for motivated individuals with a strong desire to succeed to enter our management training program. The management training program allows candidates without management experience to prepare for and enjoy a career in leadership. However, leaders with a proven track record will be fast tracked to senior management positions. First year earnings consistently range between $30,000 and $75,000 and can well exceed $100,000 for top performers. Senior management compensation can exceed $250,000.
Please call Garrett Kun at (610) 554-3475 as soon as possible to schedule a personal interview.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Fred Hadayia
State General Agent
American Income Life Insurance Company
Subsidiary of the Torchmark Corporation (NYSE: TMK)
AmericanIncomeLife-HADAYIA.com
Torchmarkcorp.com


We will continue to update you about our open positions since you placed your resume on an internet job board or responded to one of our job ads. This exciting job opportunity is a commission based insurance sales position. To stop your job notifications, please visit here.
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Torchmark - 3700 S Stonebridge Drive, McKinney, TX 75070.

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Hello Gregory!

Tin that is great! I'm sure you won't hear back but if you do... you gotta share!

Tinwhistler said:

I did hear back. She even threw in a "God bless you" to elevate her high horse even further.

"I don't know why a person of your supposed stature would send such a mean spirited and low class message. I wish you much future success. God bless you"

My response

Deborah,
I really don't know what you are talking about. I don't believe I said anything mean spirited or negative at all! On the contrary, I was stoked to accept the position. However, I'm concerned about your tone. Does this mean I don't get the job?

Yours in Jesus
Greg

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People in high profile careers aren't supposed to be mean spirited and low brow? Well, I'm fucked.

LOL, awesome. I can't believe she emailed you back!

Espy said:

LOL, awesome. I can't believe she emailed you back!

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Yeah, seriously. You'd think that they're used to people sending sarcastic comments back.