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Why is that sick?

IT'S HIS GRANDMOTHER!!!

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-i...-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/

In 2006, Phil met his grandmother for the first time.


'From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,' Pearl remembers happily. 'For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.'


Phil admits that he had the same feelings towards Pearl.


'I wanted to kiss her there and then,' he says. 'My feelings were overwhelming.'


The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn't going to deny her feelings anymore.

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The article is worth a read if you have a strong stomach...

Oh, by the way, they are having a baby.

oooookkkkk... That is a little bit oogy there. I am not EVEN going to ask how you find this one

8-80, baby! :sneaky:

Chibibar said:

oooookkkkk... That is a little bit oogy there. I am not EVEN going to ask how you find this one

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It was linked on the front of Yahoo news this morning.

This is my great grandma/mom.

Guess that makes her the rarely spotted form of cougar.... The Saber Toothed Tiger.

So... will he become his own grandfather?

Fuck the what now?

I bet they invest in this:




And lots of it.

Green_Lantern said:

So... will he become his own grandfather?

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Say he has a boy. He will be both the father and the GREAT-Grandfather of the kid. So yes, he will be his own grandfather and the grandmother will be her own granddaughter. Also, she'll become HIS granddaughter as she'll be married to his grandson.

I'd be willing to bet anything that if his mom knew about this she would be glad that she had passed away.

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And Shannow, that stuff is AWESOME! Tastes terrible, though.

Man, that kid is going to HATE the song "I am my own grandpa".

Dave said:

[/COLOR]And Shannow, that stuff is AWESOME! Tastes terrible, though.

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Well, I know you old folks need it.

He is already his own Grandfather in Law (common law), she is his Grandmother and wife. She is also her own Granddaughter in law. If they have a child together it will be her son/daughter and simultaneously her great-grandson/daughter. To him it will be his son/daughter and his Aunt/Uncle simultaneously. To the baby, they will be mom/dad and great-grandmother and nephew.

Simplicity itself really, just normal relations in New Brunswick.

Shannow;378227][QUOTE=Dave said:

[/COLOR]And Shannow, that stuff is AWESOME! Tastes terrible, though.

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Well, I know you old folks need it.[/QUOTE]

Has nothing to do with age. The stuff she uses is warm and the stuff you use is cool. Put them together and she goes through the roof. I don't care what age you are you should try this stuff.

I thank God that this did not happen in Texas.

:bush:

I don't know if the conversation about the grandma or dave is more cringe inducing.

Dave;378229][QUOTE=Shannow;378227][QUOTE=Dave said:

[/COLOR]And Shannow, that stuff is AWESOME! Tastes terrible, though.

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Well, I know you old folks need it.[/QUOTE]

Has nothing to do with age. The stuff she uses is warm and the stuff you use is cool. Put them together and she goes through the roof. I don't care what age you are you should try this stuff.[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahaha.

:bush:

Jigglymuff said:

I don't know if the conversation about the grandma or dave is more cringe inducing.

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I think the article is definitely cringe material, but the KY stuff that Dave is talking about should be looking into.

I know that some guys might think they are "all that" (and some might be) but hey, a little thing that help keep your partner happy can't be a bad thing.

Chibibar said:

a little thing that help keep your partner happy can't be a bad thing.

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Yeah, that's what the pinky's for.

Kitty Sinatra;378253][QUOTE=Chibibar said:

a little thing that help keep your partner happy can't be a bad thing.

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Yeah, that's what the pinky's for.[/QUOTE]

In the stink.

Chibibar;378246][QUOTE=Jigglymuff said:

I don't know if the conversation about the grandma or dave is more cringe inducing.

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I think the article is definitely cringe material, but the KY stuff that Dave is talking about should be looking into.

I know that some guys might think they are "all that" (and some might be) but hey, a little thing that help keep your partner happy can't be a bad thing.[/QUOTE]

oh well in that case

Well, I tried that his and her lub before, and honestly I didn't like it. To each his own I suppose.

Thankfully the egg is donated...

Grandmother-fucker!

*snip*

Not cool, man.

Null said:

*snipped*

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Wow that was uncalled for...

But hilarious!

Shannow said:

But hilarious!

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I prefer to wait for his own Mavness to shine before pouncing. That was just plain mean.

Still laughing.

Whatever happened to him? Did his techsupport overlords kill him for trying to raise a rebillion at his call center?

Yeah, it was mean and unprovoked this time though. I admit that.

I ... didn't see it

Pansies.

Eugh. Eugheugheugh.

That article said:

'I am finally going to be a mum and not forced to give up my child. Phil's going to be a great dad. I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be "pregnant" and in love with my grandson. I make no apologies and I believe God's given me a second chance.'

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These people make Jesus weep.

Hylian said:

:bush:

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QFT

So her parents make her give up her baby because she got pregnant at 18 and wasn't married, clearly the way to rebel is to have a surrogate child with your grandson. *gag*

It isnt rebelling. it is true love.

What do they say.. Spice is nice, but incest is best?

But going back to Dave me and my wife have used that before, I think it's eh, but she likes it. We don't use it very often though

Oh, God... oh God..... bleh. When I saw the title, I just thought, "hey, Harold and Maude take II" but then I thought :shocked:.

Espy;378378][QUOTE=Hylian said:

:bush:

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QFT[/QUOTE]

^This

What the fuck

you know. this might not be as "oogy" if they weren't related. I was wondering tho. Is there a spiritual or chemical connection? I love my sister. She is a great sister, but I don't think I can "get with" my sister on that level, but then I thought what if we were separated my parents are dead and never mention I had a sister and I met her. I may have feelings for her but not knowing my sister it could get "oogy" I know that sounds kinda icky. sometimes I feel there is a bond between family member. I will always love my family so I wonder if there is a spiritual or chemical connection.

Any thoughts?

Yeah, there is a movie for me to recommend but I won't because it would be a spoiler.

Yeah, Chibi, the age thing alone (while I might never take part in that kind of relationship) doesn't really disgust me.

This isn't the first time I've heard of family members who never knew each other falling in love or just feeling an instant connection. I'm not sure how to explain it... maybe people feel a strange connection and mistake it for something else. I don't know, though. I couldn't imagine having feelings like that for someone that I knew I was related to. If I read the article right, he knew they were related from the start... right?

People falling in love with relatives who they meet for the first time as adults is apparently a recognized phenomenon: Genetic Sexual Attraction

sixpackshaker said:

Yeah, there is a movie for me to recommend but I won't because it would be a spoiler.

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Star Wars?

Hah

WOW.. umm.. I don't think either of their IQ's is too high... then again, that's genetic too, so.. O_O
:wub:
:shocked:

:twitch:

Well, you know what they say.

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Papillon said:

People falling in love with relatives who they meet for the first time as adults is apparently a recognized phenomenon: Genetic Sexual Attraction

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Wow. There is a term for it huh? heh... not surprise.

That's even worse than Sextet.

Chibibar;378624][QUOTE=Papillon said:

People falling in love with relatives who they meet for the first time as adults is apparently a recognized phenomenon: Genetic Sexual Attraction

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Wow. There is a term for it huh? heh... not surprise.[/QUOTE]

Similarly, the Westermarck Effect fascinates me as well. This is very likely why you don't feel like getting on with your sister.

Freud's work is great for it's early contributions, but many of his theories are widely believed to be a result of his personal dysfunction.

Amorous Eyes said:

The kid (the baby, not the boy who is shagging the geriatric) probably won't even remember her 'mother' once (s)he has grown up. That's just plain cruel, really.

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Don't have kids, you might die?![STRIKE] I think the chance of webbed feet is a worse possibility...[/STRIKE]
never mind, i missed the part about a donor egg.

@Li3n;378716][QUOTE=Amorous Eyes said:

The kid (the baby, not the boy who is shagging the geriatric) probably won't even remember her 'mother' once (s)he has grown up. That's just plain cruel, really.

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Don't have kids, you might die?![STRIKE] I think the chance of webbed feet is a worse possibility...[/STRIKE]
never mind, i missed the part about a donor egg.[/QUOTE]

with a surrogate mother, the child will have biological mother and father (still alive when graduate from college) little chance of defect (normal level for anyone else since they are not producing a child via incest)

now paternal level the child paternal mother (the grandmother) will may or may not survive but also probably may "mess up" the kid's mind since I am hella confuse with all the weird understanding of who is who. It is pretty tough pill to swallow (for most of us) that the age difference is like 50 years, but if a child's father is also his grandfather/father and his brother (the child from the father) is his uncle/brother that is pretty mess up.

Bowielee said:

Freud's work is great for it's early contributions, but many of his theories are widely believed to be a result of his personal dysfunction.

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You're just saying that because you don't want to admit you want to kill your father and do your mother...

@Li3n;378745][QUOTE=Bowielee said:

Freud's work is great for it's early contributions, but many of his theories are widely believed to be a result of his personal dysfunction.

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You're just saying that because you don't want to admit you want to kill your father and do your mother...[/QUOTE]

isn't that Oedipus complex? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus

Chibibar;378775][QUOTE=@Li3n;378745][QUOTE=Bowielee said:

Freud's work is great for it's early contributions, but many of his theories are widely believed to be a result of his personal dysfunction.

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You're just saying that because you don't want to admit you want to kill your father and do your mother...[/QUOTE]

isn't that Oedipus complex? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus[/QUOTE]

My friend's nephew is in a pop band. They lost their lead singer, and they are thinking of changing their name. My friend and I are suggesting Oedipus and the Mama's Boys...

sixpackshaker said:

My friend's nephew is in a pop band. They lost their lead singer, and they are thinking of changing their name. My friend and I are suggesting Oedipus and the Mama's Boys...

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Go to Yet Another Great Band Name.

Well at least now we can stop the Brain Spawn.

Chibibar;378775][QUOTE=@Li3n;378745][QUOTE=Bowielee said:

Freud's work is great for it's early contributions, but many of his theories are widely believed to be a result of his personal dysfunction.

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You're just saying that because you don't want to admit you want to kill your father and do your mother...[/QUOTE]

isn't that Oedipus complex? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's what Freud called it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

@Li3n;378845][QUOTE=Chibibar;378775][QUOTE=@Li3n;378745][QUOTE=Bowielee said:

Freud's work is great for it's early contributions, but many of his theories are widely believed to be a result of his personal dysfunction.

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You're just saying that because you don't want to admit you want to kill your father and do your mother...[/QUOTE]

isn't that Oedipus complex? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's what Freud called it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex[/QUOTE]

I'll have to ask Mind this but I'm pretty sure most of Freud's conclusions are dead wrong about everything.

That's what I've heard, though I've also heard it's good as baby steps into the actual stuff. All's I's knows is that there are plenty of Freudian readings of literature. But, uh, that'll happen with a bunch of psychologists / philosophers / whatever.

Jigglymuff said:

That's what I've heard, though I've also heard it's good as baby steps into the actual stuff. All's I's knows is that there are plenty of Freudian readings of literature. But, uh, that'll happen with a bunch of psychologists / philosophers / whatever.

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There's a whole slew of Darwinian philosphy as well, but any scientist today will tell you that his model of evolution is ancient and completely irrelevant to the modern theory of evolution (which is why I get sent all a titter when a creationist mentions Origin of the Species in an argument with me).

Makes sense to me!

I sometimes feel sad for Freud. He's the brunt of every joke of anybody who wants to sound half intellectual. As a general rule, I like him.

Granted, I haven't read a whole lot of his more important stuff, and the stuff I've read was more of his Philosophy than his work in Psychology, but still. If you want to get in an uncomfortable social situation, refer to something that Freud said/wrote positively and watch the rest of your company race for the 'but he said I wanted to fuck my mother' line.

Rob King said:

'but he said I wanted to fuck my mother'

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Then ask your friend if he has seen any MILF porn.

Rob King said:

I sometimes feel sad for Freud. He's the brunt of every joke of anybody who wants to sound half intellectual. As a general rule, I like him.

Granted, I haven't read a whole lot of his more important stuff, and the stuff I've read was more of his Philosophy than his work in Psychology, but still. If you want to get in an uncomfortable social situation, refer to something that Freud said/wrote positively and watch the rest of your company race for the 'but he said I wanted to fuck my mother' line.

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See, if they really wanted to sound smart they'd refer to his daughter using his theories to raise some other chicks kids into blowing out their brains when they grew up...