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All right, people, listen up. I just turned 35 about 18 minutes ago.

Bring to me your birthday bro-fists!

Happy Birthday Nick, hope your next trip around the sun is a good one.

Ooh, before this gets too filled up, I throw down the same gauntlet as last year:

You can wish me a happy birthday, but you must do so without using the words "happy" or "birthday." Go.

May your thirty-sixth year be better than the previous thirty-five combined.

May the tears of your enemies in the upcoming annum be plentiful.

Welcome to the Fogey Club! I've taken the liberty of spiking the punch with Metamucil. You're welcome.

May your celebration of vaginal expulsion be a joyous one.

You could have broken 5 mirrors and still had good luck this year.

May your armadillos be gritty.

So many candles...so little cake

https://vine.co/v/b9bZ0pJ7dz3

A friend of mine just tweeted me this.

Congratulations on the completion of your 35th orbit of the sun

ThatNickGuy said:

All right, people, listen up. I just turned 35 about 18 minutes ago.

Bring to me your birthday bro-fists!

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Joining you next week.

35 a good age. Both divisble by five AND seven! Thats TWO lucky numbers right there! Have a happy birthday.

That's a lot of bitches!

I congratulate you, Nick, on this anniversary of your uteral evacuation.

Ding! 35.

Grats.

Young'n.

10 years behind, kid. You gots some catchin' up to do.

Paving the way for those of us trudging behind. A brave man - we salute you!

I was once that age. Oh so very, very long ago. Renew your warranty before things start falling off.

Dave said:

I was once that age. Oh so very, very long ago. Renew your warranty before things start falling off.

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Fun fact: The word "warranty" comes from the 14th-century French word warantie and means "gluing body parts back onto this Dave guy."

I didn't realize we're so close in age. I assumed you were younger than I am by a half-dozen years. We really should talk more Nick.

Happy Birthday, here's hoping 35 is a banner year for you.

Although, maybe not a Banner year, I don't think we want you hulking-out and destroying the city.

Have a good one and remember this as a good day when you still were young

I even can't remember what it was like in those days, though Jwhouk and the Dave have a few more years behind the belt (and by years in the Dave sense I mean centuries).

Ravenpoe said:

That's a lot of bitches!.

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Ah, the power of one little comma.

I have video of Nick celebrating yesterday, and given his advanced age and proclivity for reenacting his birth it's NOT pretty:

Also: Joyful tidings to you on the day after your birth my good man.

congrats on growing one year closer to death...

I hope this anniversary of 35 years and 9 months since your parents did it is most copacetic.

Felicitations on the anniversary of your eviction from your mother's womb!

Bon anniversaire!

A bit late to the party, but I hope you had a great celebratory day, and that the rest of the year will be better every day than the best day of last year

Fuck, 2 more days...

You're 35? You look so young!

Bonne fête!

Happy Birthday Nick! That's about 150 in Armadillo years!

Nick

Nick

Niiiiiiiiiiick

I missed this thread.



I'm sorry.

But I hope being 35 is awesome.

OK, I don't like giving requested brofists but you had 34 and just needed one more...