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5 Career paths that would have made Mario's life easier

Jan 4, 2010#1

Hylian

http://bezbrige.com/index.php/WoW/5-career-alternatives-for-our-mario.html

Jan 4, 2010#2

Dave

That's great! Stupid Image Resizer!

Jan 4, 2010#3

Chibibar

Ninja!!!

Jan 4, 2010#4

figmentPez

Funny comic, but...

*Entering nit pick mode*

Mario was a carpenter before he was a plumber, that's how he got his start in Donkey Kong. Saving Pauline from the big ape, on a construction site. He also worked in a cement factory for a while.

He's also done the pilot thing before, as well. In Super Mario Land he used a submarine and an airplane, both with projectile weapons.

I wonder what a complete list of Mario jobs/hobbies would include? Juggler, referee, painter, athlete (tennis, baseball, basketball, hockey, golf, etc.), doctor, toy maker, race car driver... Good grief, I think only the fictional character with more jobs may be Barbie.

Jan 4, 2010#5

Kitty Sinatra

I wonder if LeQuack will be along to complain about Mario's use of excessive force?

Jan 5, 2010#6

Denbrought

Plumber? You ever seen a plunger in his hands?

Jan 5, 2010#7

fade

Gruebeard said:
I wonder if LeQuack will be along to complain about Mario's use of excessive force?

Those Goombas were just minding their own business, not hurting anyone. Mario was profiling.

Jan 5, 2010#8

Chibibar

fade;324390][QUOTE=Gruebeard said:
I wonder if LeQuack will be along to complain about Mario's use of excessive force?

Jan 5, 2010#9

Thread Necromancer

This looks like a good place to put this.

Jan 5, 2010#10

Hylian

Man no matter how many times I hear that song I still love it.

Jan 5, 2010#11

Gusto

Chibibar;324420][QUOTE=fade;324390][QUOTE=Gruebeard said:
I wonder if LeQuack will be along to complain about Mario's use of excessive force?

Those Goombas were just minding their own business, not hurting anyone. Mario was profiling.[/QUOTE]

Mario has some issues. I mean he could avoid confrontation altogether and resolve this peacefully. But noooooo.. he has to go out and eradicate everyone in his path.[/QUOTE]

If you have the interest and a little money, look up Johnathan Mann's Mario Rock Opera on iTunes. He uses rock/electronic/acoustic remixes of various Mario scores to tell the story of a man who has is fiancee kidnapped on his wedding day and struggle with the moral dilemmas involved in killing his opposition in getting her back, all the while noting the deja vu that he's done this all trillions of times before.

It's pretty awesome.

Jan 5, 2010#12

Covar

figmentPez said:
Funny comic, but...

*Entering nit pick mode*

Mario was a carpenter before he was a plumber, that's how he got his start in Donkey Kong. Saving Pauline from the big ape, on a construction site. He also worked in a cement factory for a while.

He's also done the pilot thing before, as well. In Super Mario Land he used a submarine and an airplane, both with projectile weapons.

I wonder what a complete list of Mario jobs/hobbies would include? Juggler, referee, painter, athlete (tennis, baseball, basketball, hockey, golf, etc.), doctor, toy maker, race car driver... Good grief, I think only the fictional character with more jobs may be Barbie.

Or Homer.