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#1

strawman

strawman

Seriously?

$1.99 a month, for two months of nothing?

That's not just bad business, it's criminal.

-Adam


#2

Gusto

Gusto

.


#3

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet



#4

Krisken

Krisken

Is this about what I think it is?


#5

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Are we doing mad-libs?


#6

Krisken

Krisken

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Are we doing mad-libs?
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I think the ___________ is a Proper Noun. I'd like to fill it with Kurtz.


#7

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

(adverb)?

(noun) a month, for (adjective) month/s of (noun)?

That's not just (adjective) business, it's (adjective).

-(name)

-- Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:40 pm --

Allen said:
(adverb)?

(noun) a month, for (adjective) month/s of (noun)?

That's not just (adjective) business, it's (adjective).

-(name)
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Ostentatiously?

Lubricant a month, for awesome months of glazed donuts?

That's not just evil business, it's magically delicious.

-Jane


#8

strawman

strawman

[spoiler:25g55gwd]________________[/spoiler:25g55gwd]

-Adam


#9

Gusto

Gusto

Allen said:
Shitty?

Fish a month, for orange month/s of butt?

That's not just excellent business, it's shiny.

-Dr. Henry Killinger
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#10

strawman

strawman

Gusto said:
Allen said:
Shitty?

Fish a month, for orange month/s of butt?

That's not just excellent business, it's shiny.

-Dr. Henry Killinger
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-Adam


#11



Pojodan

Allen said:
Often?

Beached Whales a month, for beautiful month/s of keybaords?

That's not just fool-proof business, it's space-worthy.

-Sir Elton John
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#12

Krisken

Krisken

Allen said:
Darkly?

Bicycle a month, for slinky month/s of foot?

That's not just hairy business, it's stark.

-Adam Sandler
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Wife helped with it. Yup, makes no sense.


#13

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

that's what makes them mad

-- Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:17 pm --

Well?

Limp biscuit a month, for mottled month/s of boob?

That's not just shitfaced business, it's gray.

-Higgins Von Higgins


#14

Calleja

Calleja

I love this place.


#15



Philosopher B.

Slowly?

Turd a month, for long month/s of poo?

That's not just constipated business, it's smelly.

- Ponder Stibbons


#16





Particularly?

Parent a month, for blooming month/s of ghost?

That's not just wronged business, it's awe-stricken.

-Mr. Jarvis Lorry


(chosen semi-randomly from page 42 of A Tale of Two Cities)


#17

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

ZenMonkey said:
Particularly?

Parent a month, for blooming month/s of ghost?

That's not just wronged business, it's awe-stricken.

-Mr. Jarvis Lorry


(chosen semi-randomly from page 42 of A Tale of Two Cities)
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A Sale of Two Titties, by A.E.J. Elliot, O.B.E.?


#18

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I am way to drunk to participate in this thread.... but I really want to. So here's to ya! :falldown:


#19



Pojodan

Thread Necromancer said:
I am way to drunk to participate in this thread.... but I really want to. So here's to ya! :falldown:
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Oh come now! Madlibs are best done while drunk! C'mon man, you can do it!


#20





CynicismKills said:
ZenMonkey said:
Particularly?

Parent a month, for blooming month/s of ghost?

That's not just wronged business, it's awe-stricken.

-Mr. Jarvis Lorry


(chosen semi-randomly from page 42 of A Tale of Two Cities)
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A Sale of Two Titties, by A.E.J. Elliot, O.B.E.?
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How about "101 Ways to Start a Fight"?


#21

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Awesome?

5 dalla a month, for long time month/s of suprise buttsecks?

That's not just shitty business, it's rape.

-Random Vietnam prostitute.


#22

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

"Him" not deliver on a promise and still charge people money?


#23

Gurpel

Gurpel

CrimsonSoul said:
Awesome?
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dear halforum,

adjective != adverb. in fact, steinman wasn't using "really" as an adverb, he was using it as an interjection.


#24

fade

fade

What is this about anyway?


#25

Steve

Steve

I'd buy that for a dollar


#26

MindDetective

MindDetective

Gurpel said:
CrimsonSoul said:
Awesome?
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dear halforum,

adjective != adverb. in fact, steinman wasn't using "really" as an adverb, he was using it as an interjection.
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And the first "noun" should really be an "amount".


#27

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

MindDetective said:
Gurpel said:
CrimsonSoul said:
Awesome?
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dear halforum,

adjective != adverb. in fact, steinman wasn't using "really" as an adverb, he was using it as an interjection.
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And the first "noun" should really be an "amount".
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WHAT KIND OF DUMBASS WROTE THAT MAD LIB ANYWAY?!

I SWEAR, NOBODY BELIEVES IN DELIVERING QUALITY MAD LIBS ANYMORE!


#28

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

General Specific said:
CynicismKills said:
ZenMonkey said:
Particularly?

Parent a month, for blooming month/s of ghost?

That's not just wronged business, it's awe-stricken.

-Mr. Jarvis Lorry


(chosen semi-randomly from page 42 of A Tale of Two Cities)
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A Sale of Two Titties, by A.E.J. Elliot, O.B.E.?
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How about "101 Ways to Start a Fight"?
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By?

Ahh, and Irish gentleman who's name eludes me.


#29





CynicismKills said:
General Specific said:
CynicismKills said:
ZenMonkey said:
Particularly?

Parent a month, for blooming month/s of ghost?

That's not just wronged business, it's awe-stricken.

-Mr. Jarvis Lorry


(chosen semi-randomly from page 42 of A Tale of Two Cities)
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A Sale of Two Titties, by A.E.J. Elliot, O.B.E.?
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How about "101 Ways to Start a Fight"?
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By?

Ahh, and Irish gentleman who's name eludes me.
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Ah, no, well we haven't got it in stock, sir....


#30





fade said:
What is this about anyway?
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Gurpel and MindDetective having to be know-it-alls when everyone else is having fun?

Oh, you meant the OP. Probably Kurtz's Assetbar but who cares at this point...


#31

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Way to go Zen, now he's gonna check this thread out when he does a "name search" for himself.

*sigh*

*wave* Hi Scott!


#32

MindDetective

MindDetective

ZenMonkey said:
fade said:
What is this about anyway?
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Gurpel and MindDetective having to be know-it-alls when everyone else is having fun?

Oh, you meant the OP. Probably Kurtz's Assetbar but who cares at this point...
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I have fun ruining other people's fun.


#33

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Kurtz?

Kurtz a month, for Kurtz month/s of Kurtz?

That's not just Kurtz business, it's Kurtz.

-Kurtz


#34





Shegokigo said:
Way to go Zen, now he's gonna check this thread out when he does a "name search" for himself.
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And I care cause why?


#35

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

ZenMonkey said:
Shegokigo said:
Way to go Zen, now he's gonna check this thread out when he does a "name search" for himself.
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And I care cause why?
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Cause then I had to do my /wave Kurtz schtick. :humph:


#36





Shegokigo said:
Cause then I had to do my /wave Kurtz schtick. :humph:
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Yeah, that'd be a steaming pile of "not my problem."


#37

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Shegokigo said:
ZenMonkey said:
Shegokigo said:
Way to go Zen, now he's gonna check this thread out when he does a "name search" for himself.
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And I care cause why?
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Cause then I had to do my /wave Kurtz schtick. :humph:
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AND THE PAY IS AWFUL!


#38

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

ZenMonkey said:
Shegokigo said:
Cause then I had to do my /wave Kurtz schtick. :humph:
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Yeah, that'd be a steaming pile of "not my problem."
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http://www.entertonement.com/clips/dpph ... eir-cereal


#39



Pojodan

The derailing of this thread is new and exciting.


#40

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Pojodan said:
The derailing of this thread is new and exciting.
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Well, there's just so much to talk about in Scott Kurtz Bad Business Practices Thread #3851.


#41





I don't see how it's a derail given the OP.


#42



JCM





#43

fade

fade

Hah. Now if you put a GEOLOGIST on the left side of that Indy image, they'd be equal. Except you'd have to add "Consume massive amounts of alcohol in the process.

See here for frighteningly accurate description of my peeps:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geologist


#44

Jay

Jay

Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle.


Kurtz within 24 hours : "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."


#45

figmentPez

figmentPez

SeriousJay said:
Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle.
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"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product."


#46

Krisken

Krisken

figmentPez said:
SeriousJay said:
Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle.
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"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product."
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I knew I should have paid Best Buy the $15 to remove it.


#47

Espy

Espy

Krisken said:
figmentPez said:
SeriousJay said:
Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle.
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"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product."
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I knew I should have paid Best Buy the $15 to remove it.
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No if you let the Geek Squad do that then they tell you it's already full of virus' and spybots and worms and the swine flu. Sure, it hasn't even been turned on yet, but you should just let them work on it for awhile, it will be good as new. It's only 500 dollars unless they find more problems.


#48



YAOMTC

fade said:
Hah. Now if you put a GEOLOGIST on the left side of that Indy image, they'd be equal. Except you'd have to add \"Consume massive amounts of alcohol in the process.
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Coincidentally, Andre the Giant is in the image right below the one you're referring to, and nobody could drink more than him.


#49

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

YAOMTC said:
fade said:
Hah. Now if you put a GEOLOGIST on the left side of that Indy image, they'd be equal. Except you'd have to add \"Consume massive amounts of alcohol in the process.
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Coincidentally, Andre the Giant is in the image right below the one you're referring to, and nobody could drink more than him.
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That was an awesome read!

Though his death makes more sense now too.


#50

fade

fade

I should've pointed out that the Uncyclopedia article I linked is hilarious. The "biologist" entry is also funny, but not quite as fleshed out.


#51



JCM

fade said:
I should've pointed out that the Uncyclopedia article I linked is hilarious. The "biologist" entry is also funny, but not quite as fleshed out.
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Yiikes, sounds like modelling to me-

"The prospect of month upon month of fieldwork in remote places has led to some interesting evolutionary peculiarities amongst this species. Amidst only rocks and alcohol, with often long dark nights eliminating the possibility of the former, and leaving only the latter, resourceful geologists fill their time intermingling with other geologists. During this time, upcoming geologists earn their "wings" (or more appropriately, their "hammer") by fulfilling one or more of the following electives:
a) Date a fellow geologist
b) Sleep with a fellow geologist
c) Have an affair with a geologist
d) Have an affair with a student geologist
e) Marry a fellow geologist
f) Marry a current or former student geologist
g) Date/Marry or have an affair with a driller
h)Date/ Marry or have affair with field hand/ offsider
i) Marry a purveyor of alcohol
Combinations, or multiple repetitions of the above electives result in the true seasoning of a geologist. An informal survey of geologists at 25 of the top 30 geology programs in the US News and World Report 2005 rankings found that 84% of faculty and 78% of graduate students fulfilled at least two of the above electives. Of tenured faculty surveyed, 98% had fulfilled at least three of the above. Surveyors often examine such geological features.


#52





Even better, from Scott's Tweet yesterday:

Scott's Tweet said:
quick Sunday poll: Would you be upset if I reclaimed Ding Sunday's to use that time working on Binwin graphic novel.
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So Ding! moved off of the old site that hosted it and onto pvponline, changed format and went to Sundays. He did 5 comics and now it's gone so he can turn it into a book to sell.


#53

tegid

tegid

God...


Well, at least he keeps coloring!


#54

Krisken

Krisken

tegid said:
God...


Well, at least he keeps coloring!
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So do my 7 and 9 year old nieces.


#55

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

So (onomatopoeia)! (past tense verb) off of the old (noun) that (past tense verb) it and onto (noun), changed (noun) and went to (noun). He did 5 (plural noun) and now it's (past tense verb) so he can turn it into a (noun) to (verb).






So sizzle! chipped off of the old block that smothered it and onto wang, changed gender and went to town. He did 5 lasers and now it's renovated so he can turn it into a cow to poop.


#56





So BAM! Pissed off of the old bitch that dogged it and onto platform, changed cow and went to poop. He did 5 farts and now it's rocked so he can turn it into a car to poop.


#57

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Edrondol said:
So BAM! Pissed off of the old bitch that dogged it and onto platform, changed cow and went to poop. He did 5 farts and now it's rocked so he can turn it into a car to poop.
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:Leyla:


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