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A thread of twists!

Jul 29, 2011#1

phil

TWIST: Alfred is Bruce wayne's dad. His mother died in birth. The parents he's avenging were toys that Alfred threw out but he doesn't know it.

TWIST: neo was not the chosen one, but merely had a particularly powerful understanding of the matrix force. The chosen one has yet to return.

TWIST: air benders still survive in the non bending folk who escaped the genocide. Since then people with the ability to bend have been born but are unaware of their power, thinking themselves normal earth kingdom folk.

TWIST: lex luthor knows that without a constant challenge and threat that Superman would be an ineffective protector. He does what he does for the good of the people.

Jul 29, 2011#2

Cheesy1

TWIST: Palpatine was actually Anakin's father. He knocked up Anakin's mom, then wiped her mind of that night with the force. Palpatine's ability to forsee the future allowed him to plan to have Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan find Anakin on Tatooine, which was actually the real reason for the invasion of Naboo. With Anakin now close by, he could begin corrupting him to the dark side.

Jul 29, 2011#3

bhamv3

TWIST: A great many of the Roman slaves were, in fact, named Spartacus.

Jul 29, 2011#4

Jay

TWIST :

Jul 29, 2011#5

blotsfan

Twist: M Night Shamalan has been dead the whole time!

Jul 29, 2011#6

ThatNickGuy

Twist: Anakin used the Force to make Padme love him.

Jul 29, 2011#7

Joe Johnson

MMmmmmmm, twists

Jul 29, 2011#8

Allen who is Quiet

Twist: And shout

Jul 29, 2011#9

@Li3n

Cheesy1 said:
TWIST: Palpatine was actually Anakin's father. He knocked up Anakin's mom, then wiped her mind of that night with the force. Palpatine's ability to forsee the future allowed him to plan to have Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan find Anakin on Tatooine, which was actually the real reason for the invasion of Naboo. With Anakin now close by, he could begin corrupting him to the dark side.

Sorry, but that's way too logical to be a twist...

phil said:
TWIST: lex luthor knows that without a constant challenge and threat that Superman would be an ineffective protector. He does what he does for the good of the people.

TWIST: Lex Luthor is Superman... FROM THE FUTURE! He's just making sure he's ready for whatever made him lose his powers and hair.

Jul 29, 2011#10

Gryfter

Jul 29, 2011#11

strawman

TWIST: Dumbledore, with the elder wand, created Harry in order to live forever, and in order to lure his nemesis Voldemort into attacking Harry rather than focus on Dumbledore, as voldemort didn't yet know Dumbledore's plan, but would have been the only wizard who could have stopped him. He hid a large part of his consciousness in Harry, and at the scene at the train station with the quivering Voldemort-thing, he took complete control of harry. The quivering thing was actually Harry's slowly crumbling consciousness.

He, as Harry, is now raising his next self, and is, for all intents and purposes, immortal, unopposed by any wizard.

Jul 29, 2011#12

bhamv3

So... Harry is Morrigan?

Jul 29, 2011#13

General Specific

Twist: Bruce Willis was alive the entire time, everyone else was dead.

Twist: Darth Vader is not actually Luke's father. Vader just said that to screw with Luke's head.

Jul 29, 2011#14

Hailey Knight

phil said:
TWIST: neo was not the chosen one, but merely had a particularly powerful understanding of the matrix force. The chosen one has yet to return.

That's actually what happens in the movies.

Jul 29, 2011#15

phil

Quotemander Prime said:
That's actually what happens in the movies.

Wait, really?

I thought he was the one but just took it a step further by using it outside the matrix.

Uuuugh I don't want to go back to watch them.

Jul 29, 2011#16

Hailey Knight

phil said:
Wait, really?

I thought he was the one but just took it a step further by using it outside the matrix.

Uuuugh I don't want to go back to watch them.

Don't. It's not worth it. I don't blame you for not remembering--what the Architect said was near indecipherable, and you need to know some of the backstory from the video games to get all the info you'd need to make sense of it.

Jul 29, 2011#17

Shegokigo

"Nick never had a prom night!!!!"

Jul 29, 2011#18

Officer_Charon

"What a TWEEST!"

Jul 30, 2011#19

filmfanatic

Dave is Kurtz.

Jul 30, 2011#20

DarkAudit

KURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTZ!

Jul 30, 2011#21

Officer_Charon

Kurtz is Dave's fatsuit?

...

*shudder*

Jul 31, 2011#22

Just Me

Jul 31, 2011#23

phil

Just Me said:

Aug 1, 2011#24

@Li3n

Quotemander Prime said:
That's actually what happens in the movies.

Wasn't it more that there was no chosen one, it was all a lie the machines came up with so all the people that realised what the matrix is would be ion the same place? And the Neo turned out to actually the the chosen one anyway, using powers outside the matrix...

Aug 1, 2011#25

figmentPez

@Li3n said:
Wasn't it more that there was no chosen one, it was all a lie the machines came up with so all the people that realised what the matrix is would be ion the same place? And the Neo turned out to actually the the chosen one anyway, using powers outside the matrix...

I thought that was still in the Matrix. The only way the movie made sense to me was if Zion and all the "real world" stuff was just another layer of the Matrix for those who were causing trouble the other section. Neo's powers in the "real world" would then just be more control over the Matrix.

Aug 1, 2011#26

Covar

TWIST: we've been on the Image boards, the. entire. time.

Aug 1, 2011#27

General Specific

everyone on the board is an alt of JCM. JCM is an alt of Makare, and so we are all figments of our own imagination and none of us really exist.

Aug 1, 2011#28

@Li3n

figmentPez said:
I thought that was still in the Matrix. The only way the movie made sense to me was if Zion and all the "real world" stuff was just another layer of the Matrix for those who were causing trouble the other section. Neo's powers in the "real world" would then just be more control over the Matrix.

Heh, made sense... the greeks where so right about hope...

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