Ah, good ol' cold war, what crazy stuff you made governments do...

[@Li3n]

http://www.cracked.com/article/153_nuke-moon-5-certifiably-insane-cold-war-projects/

So the recent bombing of the moon was simply a more cost effective rehash of the original idea. Damn moonites had better run.

 

[LordRendar]

We bombed the moon? When did that happen?

 

[Covar]

about a month ago. We found water.

 

[Calleja]

Well, no, the original idea was to wave their dicks around, the recent bombing had actual scientific reasons.

They found water for fuck's sake, I'd call that a major fucking win.