By the powers, drain me bilge and buckle me swash! Thar be a pirate runnin' for office in Britain! I particularly be likin' his orders that all schoolchildren be trained to use cutlasses and cannon! Sound policies for a happier Britain! Free wenches and grog all 'round, me hearties!
#2
Iaculus
(looks up from latest development in the interminable expenses scandal).
What, another one?
#3
General Specific
At least that one is honest about his chosen profession?
