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To see Zombieland.

BEHAVE.:batman:

LOL

Let me know how it is. That's the movie I want to see tonight, but instead my best friend is dragging me to Capitalism: A love story....

Pray for me.

What the cheese sailor said. I can't wait until it hits the theatres here in Finland.

Espy's gone, PAAAAAAAAAARTY!!! WOOOOOO!!!! Who's got the booze and lampshade?

Hey, who dumped the truckload of drunken strippers in the frontyard?

I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Allen said:

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Allen... What did we talk about bringing stray strippers home?

They aren't strays. They have collars. Duh.

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Allen... What did we talk about bringing stray strippers home?[/QUOTE]

Awe, but they were so cute when they jumped up on my lap and started licking my face! Can we keep them?

Cheesy1;268440][quote=North_Ranger;268437][quote=Allen said:

I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

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Allen... What did we talk about bringing stray strippers home?[/QUOTE]

Awe, but they were so cute when they jumped up on my lap and started licking my face! Can we keep them?[/QUOTE]

No we can't. You take them back to the alley where you found them, young man. Quickly now, so their sugar daddy won't abandon them.

Can we keep them? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! I promise to tip them every day!

Allen said:

Can we keep them? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! I promise to tip them every day!

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Oh, alright. But remember, keeping strippers is a big responsibility. You have to feed them, buy them floss, tip them... the list is endless. Can you take that kind of responsibility?

Just as long as once I've taken it, you don't hold me responsible for what happens.

I expect you to clean after her, young man. I won't be wiping off glitter and body lotion from the couch.

^^LOL to this whole stripper conversation.

Damnit, I need some of those "I love this thread...so much!" pics.

Bowielee said:

LOL

Let me know how it is. That's the movie I want to see tonight, but instead my best friend is dragging me to Capitalism: A love story....

Pray for me.

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ugh. you have my pity.

Silvanesti;268484][quote=Bowielee said:

LOL

Let me know how it is. That's the movie I want to see tonight, but instead my best friend is dragging me to Capitalism: A love story....

Pray for me.

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ugh. you have my pity.[/QUOTE]

you may also have one of my strippers

Allen said:

LOL

Let me know how it is. That's the movie I want to see tonight, but instead my best friend is dragging me to Capitalism: A love story....

Pray for me.

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ugh. you have my pity.[/quote]

you may also have one of my strippers[/QUOTE]

And my axe!

Espy, I hope you have a great time seeing Zombieland. It's one that I definitely want to see too when I get the chance.

Baerdog7;268492][quote=Allen said:

LOL

Let me know how it is. That's the movie I want to see tonight, but instead my best friend is dragging me to Capitalism: A love story....

Pray for me.

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ugh. you have my pity.[/quote]

you may also have one of my strippers[/QUOTE]

And my axe!.[/QUOTE]

And my Bo!



Er, wait.

It was fabulous. Run, don't walk to this movie! It's the Zom-Com of the year!

And why are there passed out strippers all over my apartment?

I hope to see it tomorrow.

Espy said:

And why are there passed out strippers all over my apartment?

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Sounds like my prom night!

Did someone in here lose a pasty with a gold tassle?

Espy said:

And why are there passed out strippers all over my apartment?

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:shrug:

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And why are there passed out strippers all over my apartment?

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*finds out that Luanna Luv has left lipstick stains on the couch*

AAAALLLLEEEEEENNNN!!! :yell:

Good thing I snuck out the back door after planting the party seed in everyone's mind.

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And why are there passed out strippers all over my apartment?

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:shrug:[/QUOTE]

*finds out that Luanna Luv has left lipstick stains on the couch*

AAAALLLLEEEEEENNNN!!! :yell:[/QUOTE]

I'm not the one who told her the couch enjoyed tender moments

Ugh, I'm sore. I think I played too much "fetch the stick" with Anita Wang and Dixie Cups.

Zombieland is fucking amazing, that is all

I saw it midnight thursday and yeah it is amazing.

I didn't think I would ever say this because it was one of my favorite movies ever but it was better than Shaun of the Dead.

It is not only the best zombie movie in recent times but one of the best comedies of this year.

Zombies and strippers in the same thread.

:tears:

I love you guys.

How about zombie strippers? They can take of their boobs and give them to you to play with... until the bouncer catches you, I guess.

I just noticed that my avatar looks like it could have a "do not want" caption.

yeah. Put me down firmly in the category of "Do not want zombie strippers with detachable boobs"

Gnaahhhhh. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

You're welcome! ^_^

I consider myself a pervert, but even I am a bit squicked out by the notion of zombie strippers...

I like my women like I like my dogs in a sauna: