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On whose floor would you least like to find your underwear, ifyouknowwhatimean, and why?

Chad Sexington said:

On whose floor would you least like to find your underwear, ifyouknowwhatimean, and why?

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Halforumite? Hmm.. I guess ElJuski's floor.

Is your sword sharp, or is it merely decoration? If sharp, have you cut anything significant with it? Does it crave the blood of your enemies?

Why must you lie about everything?

Your picture clearly slows you, in fact, don't have bananas for hands. What else are you lying about?

What caused you to be so dishonest?

stienman said:

Is your sword sharp, or is it merely decoration? If sharp, have you cut anything significant with it? Does it crave the blood of your enemies?

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It's actually pretty sharp. So far I've only cut a pineapple that was thrown in my general direction. We were pretty drunk when that happened.

But yes. It hungers.

Terrik said:

Why must you lie about everything?

Your picture clearly slows you, in fact, don't have bananas for hands. What else are you lying about?

What caused you to be so dishonest?

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EXCUSE ME.

You have to solve mysteries with another forum person. Who is it and what is the twist that sets you apart from the others?

When all else fails, you can always masturbate to?

Do you ever find it troublesome to have hands made out of bananas?

Do you ever find it delicious to have hands made out of bananas?

Do you ever get bored or annoyed with people asking you about your presumed banana hands?

Why not PearPenis?

BananaHands said:

It's actually pretty sharp. So far I've only cut a pineapple that was thrown in my general direction. We were pretty drunk when that happened.

But yes. It hungers.



EXCUSE ME.

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Ah. They're retractable. Thanks Ghost-of-Silver Jelly-Past.

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

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Allen who is Quiet said:

When all else fails, you can always masturbate to?

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Hmm. I couldn't find that ice cream gif you love, so I guess I'll have to actually answer this.

Uh... Stoya?

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

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dill616 said:

Do you ever find it troublesome to have hands made out of bananas?

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The name comes from my warmer-than-average hands. So yes. I do. God forbid I hold something and and it to someone. They're always like... "WHY IS THIS SO WARM?" Oh, and hold handing gets uncomfortable.

stienman said:

Do you ever find it delicious to have hands made out of bananas?

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And nutritious!

Gusto said:

Do you ever get bored or annoyed with people asking you about your presumed banana hands?

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Hahah. Nah. It's not so bad. I do get annoyed when smoking a hookah. I GET IT. MY HANDS ARE WARM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXCLAIM HOW WARM THE HOSE IS WHEN I HAND IT OVER TO YOU.

Bubble181 said:

Why not PearPenis?

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Last thing I want is a label that makes it seem like my penis is edible. Ow ow ow ow.

Aw man everyone wants to fight crime with Yspeii.

Oooooohhhhh! It all makes sense now. My body temperature runs at around 94-95 F. EVERYONE feels extremely warm to me. Heat blankets, all of you!

dill616 said:

Oooooohhhhh! It all makes sense now. My body temperature runs at around 94-95 F. EVERYONE feels extremely warm to me. Heat blankets, all of you!

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Me too, homie.

I'm a human furnace.

I'm quite warm myself. People would be shaking hands, come across someone with cold hands and say, "Cold hands, warm heart!" then they'd shake my hand. "Yeah, I know, cold heart."

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Oh, youuu...

Mr. Bananalamadingdong, were you suddenly given the credentials and political experience to run for president of 'Murica, would there be any deep dark scandals in your past that would be brought to light, thus costing you the election?

What helps Obama unwind?

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

Oh, youuu...

Mr. Bananalamadingdong, were you suddenly given the credentials and political experience to run for president of 'Murica, would there be any deep dark scandals in your past that would be brought to light, thus costing you the election?

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Haven't been arrested or anything yet, so that's a good start.

Hmm. ElJuski and I had a situation where we were given a lot of responsibility to do this HUUUUUGE Haiti Connection event right after we joined. Truth was, we only joined to hit on this this really cute girl.. so we just kind of backed off and this event that had a couple hundred invested into it fell apart because of our apathy.

They didn't really talk to us after that. Got a few glares from that girl and she stole my hookah and left it outside of her apartment for five months.

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Allen who is Quiet said:

What helps Obama unwind?

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Now, don't quote me on this, but I hear he likes to kick back with a few 40s, smoke some hash and play Leisure Suit Larry.

The class field trip was completely ruined by _____________

What's one thing that you lost or was taken from you that you still wish you had, but haven't replaced.

If you could make any American president right NOW, who would you put in office?

If you could make any forumite, past or present, president after the term served by the response to Calleja, who would it be?

teehee

I'm not American though (in the unitedstatesian kind of way, but I won't bring up THAT old debate >_>)

Do you have a favourite and/or lucky pair of boxers? And why?

I still love this question.

What would you rather fight, 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?

Why do I see a monster when I look into a mirror?

Allen who is Quiet said:

The class field trip was completely ruined by _____________

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The class field trip was completely ruined by taking the students to Chipotle before that two hour bus ride home.

stienman said:

What's one thing that you lost or was taken from you that you still wish you had, but haven't replaced.

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My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Pizza Time!" clock. It was on a cartoon pizza and always informed that yes, it was pizza time.

Calleja said:

If you could make any American president right NOW, who would you put in office?

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Jon Stewart. Without a doubt.

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

If you could make any forumite, past or present, president after the term served by the response to Calleja, who would it be?

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stienman . I don't always agree with him, but he seems to have a good head on his shoulders and able to meet people in the middle.

Chad Sexington said:

Do you have a favourite and/or lucky pair of boxers? And why?

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Yes I do. There are a bunch of cartoon sloths on them. I fuckin' love sloths. I save it for special nights.

sixpackshaker said:

I still love this question.

What would you rather fight, 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?

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Horse-sized duck.

Horses insides are all just one big bag of guts, you could just start kicking those suckers over and they're done. No challenge.

I would fight the gigantic duck, attempt to mount it and be "GREG, THE DUCKRIDER".

phil said:

Why do I see a monster when I look into a mirror?

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Because you touch yourself at night!

No, but really... you have body dysmorphic disorder. You should really see someone about that.

While I LOVE your answer I feel the irrational need to point out it's JON, not John.

*twitch*

Calleja said:

While I LOVE your answer I feel the irrational need to point out it's JON, not John.

*twitch*

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Arg! Fixing it now. Stop twitching!

Do you prefer a traditional "arming sword" for your blade work or do you prefer something with more heft for taking down mounted opponents?

FnordBear said:

Do you prefer a traditional "arming sword" for your blade work or do you prefer something with more heft for taking down mounted opponents?

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I like me blade, but a well-aimed bolas would knock any mounted opponent off the horse.

Banana hands:
You keep asking everyone else the best questions. Please make a reverse ama thread where you ask all of halforums your questions.

Bananahands:

will you read the fucking email I sent you and give me feedback re: next weekend?

Bananahands, when will you and juice make out with each other?

Allen who is Quiet said:

Bananahands, when will you and juice make out with each other?

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And will it result in a smoothie?

What is something that just warms the cockles of your heart?[DOUBLEPOST=1358029899][/DOUBLEPOST]What is something that just warms the cockles of your heart?

How do you know Took?

Do you think that McKinley needs to experience the ultimate?

do you ever miss silver jelly

How do I make myself healthy like right the hell now?

Do you like my hat?

ElJuski said:

Bananahands:

will you read the fucking email I sent you and give me feedback re: next weekend?

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DONE AND DONE.

Allen who is Quiet said:

Bananahands, when will you and juice make out with each other?

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DONE AND DONE.

Zappit said:

And will it result in a smoothie?

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Obv.

Cajungal said:

What is something that just warms the cockles of your heart?[DOUBLEPOST=1358029899][/DOUBLEPOST]What is something that just warms the cockles of your heart?

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Sloths!

figmentPez said:

How do you know Took?

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Tumblr!

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

Do you think that McKinley needs to experience the ultimate?

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You mean penis-in-vagina?

The_Khan said:

do you ever miss silver jelly

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Yes.

Azurephoenix said:

Have you ever foolishly injured yourself with your sword trying to show off?

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Not yet, but I'm sure it's coming. I often injure myself when trying to show off. Broke my arm twice because of it.

Chad Sexington said:

How do I make myself healthy like right the hell now?

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I went vegan and started exercising, that seemed to help!

WasabiPoptart said:

Do you like my hat?

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UH. NO.

What is your favourite curse word? Is it the one you use most often?

Chad Sexington said:

What is your favourite curse word? Is it the one you use most often?

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It's usually a slew of swear words all mashed together when I get angry at something. "SONOFABITCHINFUCKSHITCOCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKINASSHOLEDICKHEADSHITFUCK!"

Does that count?

do you ever spoonhaggle or cornswallip?

The_Khan said:

do you ever spoonhaggle or cornswallip?

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Both. Once. Never again.

you are a brave man for doing it even once.

BananaHands said:

You mean penis-in-vagina?

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No, dickhead, SEX!

If you had to select a forum member and make a short playlist about your feelings for them, who would it be and what would the playlist consist of?

BananaHands should I be glad that spoonhaggle and cornswallip are not google-able?

If Bananas were extinct, what fruit would your hands be instead?

I thought that bananas were going to be extinct, but a powerful extra dimensional being happened upon BananaHands one day, and gave him the option to restore bananas to the earth, but he'd have to exchange his human hands for ones made of banana.

He paid the price, and now we have bananas.

Will you swear fealty to the Comfortable Leather Throne, or must I burn you alive in thy own holdfast?

Would you consider becoming my consort?

North_Ranger said:

Will you swear fealty to the Comfortable Leather Throne, or must I burn you alive in thy own holdfast?

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Can I be hand of the King?

Emrys said:

Would you consider becoming my consort?

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Of the Doom Weasels!?

BananaHands said:

Can I be hand of the King?

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You can, if you send your favourite DVDs and games to King's Landing.

Is it time to start this fire again?

Did you start the fire?

Because We didn't.

How can I nap at work without getting caught?

Chad Sexington said:

How can I nap at work without getting caught?

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sixpackshaker said:

Did you start the fire?

Because We didn't.

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It's was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'.

Do you know if there's any kind of indie film scene in D.C.? I have a screenwriter acquaintance out there, he can't seem to find any release for his creative impulses.

drifter said:

Do you know if there's any kind of indie film scene in D.C.? I have a screenwriter acquaintance out there, he can't seem to find any release for his creative impulses.

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I'm not actually sure, but if he's looking for someone with some film equipment, I can harass ElJuski to let me stay at his place every so often to help him film!

Dude, you seem like a pretty chill dude to hang with.

You come down to my neck of the woods, what would you like to do?

I come up there. What do you want to show me?

Officer_Charon said:

Dude, you seem like a pretty chill dude to hang with.

You come down to my neck of the woods, what would you like to do?

I come up there. What do you want to show me?

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You gave me a cup with an intimidating recipe for some amazing drink for HalChristmas two years ago, I'd love to check that that place out and get a few of those, because I'll be honest, I never made that recipe. Other than that, I'd love to go on a ride-along and check out some of the restaurants around your neck of the woods. Get me some good ol' Georgia cookin'.

If you came to Chicago, the first thing we'd do is go to Boiler Room. They have this "PBJ" special where you get a huge slice of pizza, tall boy of PBR and a shot of Jameson for 7 dollars. After we fill up on some 'za, we'd head to Wrigleyville to check out a cubs game (I know, the cubs. But it's all about Wrigley Field, maaaan). Then we'd probably check out Goose Island in Wrigley to get some of that amazing beer before heading over to Kumas Corner so you could order heavy-metal inspired burgers that are the size of your head. Oh, we'd have to check out Weegees, which is this 20s themed bar with shuffleboard and some of the best drinks in Chicago.

What about me, if I came to Chicago where would you take me??

Also, most worn piece of clothing you own? Go!

Do you remember me being a bit of jerk to you when you joined this forum?

Have you ever flown first-class?

Do you have a hobby?

What job would you like to attempt other than the one you have?

LittleKagsin said:

What about me, if I came to Chicago where would you take me??

Also, most worn piece of clothing you own? Go!

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Well, I can't take you the same places as Officer_Charon or else he'd get upset. Sooo.. Hmm...

Okay, so we'd start by getting some brunch at Longman and Eagle, which is this great little place in Logan Square. Then, you love animals, so we'll go with Lincoln Park Zoo. After that I guess we could go to Second City so you can see where all the greats came from. After that, there's a piano bar called Green Mill that you'd probably dig?

I have an American Apparel sweater that I'm constantly wearing. You can see a drawn version of it in my avatar.

drawn_inward said:

Do you remember me being a bit of jerk to you when you joined this forum?

Have you ever flown first-class?

Do you have a hobby?

What job would you like to attempt other than the one you have?

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Do you remember me being a bit of jerk to you when you joined this forum?
Hahah, kind of. But I probably deserved it. I initially joined this forum to piss ElJuski off.

Have you ever flown first-class?
Nope! Economy Plus though, that was nice. Still had a friggin' baby behind me for 16 hours.

Do you have a hobby?
Does shuffleboard count? There's a bar near me that I always go to and play shuffleboard. Other than that, I've been doing a year-long battle with banjo that just serves to annoy my roommate.

What job would you like to attempt other than the one you have?
I just want to film animals, maaan. I keep using my money from my current job to save up for better equipment.


Keep them coming! I'm bored at work. :O

You know me so well! I do love animals and being a pianist myself, that piano bar sounds awesome!

Log these ideas away good sir, because someday SOMEDAY, I'll get out there. We'll film, have some good food, some good fun and party it up!!

How many instruments can you play?

LittleKagsin said:

How many instruments can you play?

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Guitar moderately well. I'm terrible at banjo. I can siiiiiing though.

I would creep at you (guitar players are THE BESSSST), but no. Not okay!

Hidden talents?

LittleKagsin said:

I would creep at you (guitar players are THE BESSSST), but no. Not okay!

Hidden talents?

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MarioKart 64, Connect 4, Shuffleboard.

What is Shuffleboard?

LittleKagsin said:

What is Shuffleboard?

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A game typically found at bars. I love it.

Should I get pub food for dinner or go to a real restaurant?

Chad Sexington said:

Should I get pub food for dinner or go to a real restaurant?

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I'll be doing pub food tonight, you should too!

Are your eyeborws sexier than mine?

LittleKagsin said:

What is Shuffleboard?

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It's similar to curling, except it's not on ice, you throw your pieces with a tool rather than by hand, and there are no sweepers.

In the US it's more frequently found at some campgrounds, and occasionally at community centers.[DOUBLEPOST=1370034825][/DOUBLEPOST]Do you ever regret that one time?

Gusto said:

Are your eyeborws sexier than mine?

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Our eyebrows are equally as sexy. If they ever touch, it would bring about the end of existence.

stienman said:

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Every goddamn day.

Lifetime supply of (the freshest):
mangoes or pineapples, on the condition you never ever eat the other. Which do you choose?

Chad Sexington said:

Lifetime supply of (the freshest):
mangoes or pineapples, on the condition you never ever eat the other. Which do you choose?

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I have to say pineapples. I love mangos, but the process of cutting them up just drives me INSANE.

Pineapples are so good too. And I've got a corer which makes a pineapple cup for celebratory drinking.

BananaHands said:

Pineapples are so good too. And I've got a corer which makes a pineapple cup for celebratory drinking.

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That is... enviable and awesome