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Ok, that's just creepy.

http://kottke.org/09/09/barack-obamas-amazingly-consistent-smile

-Adam

He's a politician. He's paid basically to keep the greatest poker faces possible. If he smiles differently people will be able to gauge just how real or how forced the smile is.
Either that or he forces his lips as far as they will go each and every time.

What a jaunty tune.

Eh, my wedding album's the same way. Well, except for the last shot where my smile says "I'm having a delightful time," but my eyes say "make the camera go click before I shove this cake knife in your dickhole."

Weren't all those photos on the same day/photo shoot? It would make sense if he prepared himself for a multitude of photos in a short time. That page already linked to Paris Hilton, which is spread over time (not to be confused with Open Mouth Girl).

He's got nothing on Lindsay....

That was just several dozen grip and grin photo ops. I doubt he took 4 steps that whole time. Just shuffle the next dignitary up to the Pres. I imagine there was a long line off to the left of those photos, and they just brought them through in rapid succession.

My brother has a friend that looks exactly the same on all pictures. Open, glassy eyes, showing his teeth without actually smiling... he looks like a wax figure.

If we're gonna get a little YTMND about it, let's put themusic in as well... In fact, let's expand on it while we're doing so.

They.. just.. don't.. change.. facial.. expression!

Dear HalForums,

Thank you for the enlightening thread. If not for this, I would never have know I had epilepsy.

Twitching lovingly on the floor,
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He's a secret muslim!
He's not born in the U.S.!
He's the antichrist!
He's making secret death panels for old people!
He's a Socialist who hates America!
He's got a consistent smile!

I will say this, I find the complaints from crazyville more interesting as new ones are thought up.

Amorous Bitch said:

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This one had me giggling like a madman in a public computer lab.

He was wearing the exact same outfit in all of those. As others have said, that's not creepy, that's a few hours of photo ops.

ZenMonkey said:

He was wearing the exact same outfit in all of those. As others have said, that's not creepy, that's a few hours of photo ops.

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But don't you see! It's the same smile!

THE SAME SMILE!

KENYA!

MARXIST!


KHAAAAAN!

stienman said:

Ok, that's just creepy.

http://kottke.org/09/09/barack-obamas-amazingly-consistent-smile

-Adam

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That's not Obama, that's just a life-like dummy. Obviously it's just Joe Biden in a costume, you know how good those special effects artists are now-days. Michelle is just there to make each photo look different and to help cover when anyone tried to ask "Obama" a question.

Takes more to smile then frown

BlackCat said:

Takes more to smile then frown

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And even fewer for a proper trigger squeeze!



-Adam

I knew Open Mouth Girl wouldn't be far behind.

Obama's looks like a smile forced at all sides, easiest to pull off repetitively.

Some people tend to do that. My brother has the exact same face and smile on. every. dang. photo.

They're reptiles from the centre of the earth... what did you expect...

Obama reminds me of Bugs Bunny for some reason. Perhaps it's the smile.