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It has come to my attention that I have had an extreme bout of Krisken-rage as of late. I know I can be a bit snarky sometimes, but it seems I have gotten a little out of hand.

To anyone I have offended with my brash tone or harsh words, I'm sorry. You have just as much right to your opinion as I do to mine, and I shouldn't get so carried away in voicing it.

Anyways, that's all, I guess. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

What, no flowers and candy?

Oh, of course, where are my manners?

Dots AND Baby Ruth?! All is forgiven. ^_^

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What no naked pictures of your hot lady friends?

Krisken said:

Oh, of course, where are my manners?

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I'm diabetic with severe allergies, you son of a bitch!

... I'm not actually diabetic. But I do have severe allergies.

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you son of a bitch.

Poe, you're obviously getting some flowers. I don't want to do any harm to you!

But I like the abuse! How dare you take it away!

Ravenpoe said:

I'm not actually diabetic. But I do have severe allergies.

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I'm not allergic to the flowers, but I am to the candy! (Damn sugar beet allery. Oh well, I had yummy carrot cookies made with cane sugar tonight.)

D'awwww... but you're still one of my favorite folks around here.

Kriskers can touch my whiskers any day.

Haven't noticed that, but eh... Apology accepted.

Wait...

Wait...

NO CHOCOLATE RAISINS!?

This travesty of an apology is an affront to us all! No forgiving! Death! Destruction! Maimery! Desecration of your womoh wait here they are.

Carry on...

What? Nothing for people who prefer savory snacks over sweet snacks?

Man, you people are demanding!

Where's my original copy of Action Comics #1, you son of a monkey!?

If I had it, I'd be happy to show it to you behind the glass case, Nick

Is it time for the make up sex yet?

My wife won't approve unless she gets to participate.

Krisken said:

My wife won't approve unless she gets to participate.

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Okay then! I'll go get the sombrero!

Cheesy1 said:

Okay then! I'll go get the sombrero!

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*plays "Let's Get It On" on ukulele*

*puts on a huge black moustache and plays the maracas*

This apology means nothing without cheese.

I demand tits.

Yeah, but whose? You've got to be specific with demands like that.

Mathias said:

I demand tits.

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you got it.

I demand more tribute!

I hang out in Politics quite a bit, I must say I didn't notice. appreciate the candy though. Even though it had dots.

I still haven't gotten my make-up sex.

I demand.. a shrubbery!

Not another shrubbery!

I'm just glad no one has told me I have to chop down a tree with a herring.

Krisken said:

I'm just glad no one has told me I have to chop down a tree with a herring.

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Of course not. That would be silly.

A salmon's the way to go, man.