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ARM YOURSELVES!

#1



Chazwozel



My forum brothers and sisters for too long have we lived in the shadow of a tyrant. That tyrant known as Dave and his secret police, the mods. It is time to break free from our shackles. It is time to fight for our independence! TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARISE MY TROLLS! ARISE AND FIGHT! FOR THE CONFEDERATE HALFORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Halforum Civil War has begun!

Join me, General Chazwozel!

TO GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








#2

Dave

Dave



NEVER!


#3

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Wanton mayhem, death, dismemberment and destruction?

Oh I'll be there....


#4



Chazwozel

Shegokigo said:
Wanton mayhem, death, dismemberment and destruction?

Oh I'll be there....
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you better be, you're my fucking Lieutenant!



#5

Rob King

Rob King

I'm so sorry, Dave! It was an accident, I swear!

But as long as we're all here ...

General Chazwozel, to you I pledge my life and my arms.

FOR LIBERTY!


#6



Chazwozel

Rob King said:
I'm so sorry, Dave! It was an accident, I swear!

But as long as we're all here ...

General Chazwozel, to you I pledge my life and my arms.

FOR LIBERTY!
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Gunnery Sergent Rob King I admire your valor, sir.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!


#7

Dave

Dave

I have now signed the Sharkipation Proclamation, which states Chaz is a twit and should never be followed into a 7-11 let alone a battle.




#8

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Chazwozel;381861][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:
Wanton mayhem, death, dismemberment and destruction?

Oh I'll be there....
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you better be, you're my fucking Lieutenant!

[/QUOTE]

Not my most flattering attire but made for the slaughter!


#9

Dave

Dave

And I took a preemptive strike against that coward John Wilkes Booth.



#10

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

In the tradition of my Irish-Texan forefathers....


Fuck this Noise, I'm headed for Mexico!


#11



Chazwozel

sixpackshaker said:
In the tradition of my Irish-Texan forefathers....


Fuck this Noise, I'm headed for Mexico!
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You son of a bi....



#12

SpecialKO

SpecialKO



I mean, really...


#13

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Well Chaz, I won't have to wear no shtinking badges...


#14

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

General Chazwozel, we demand your immediate and unconditional surrender. If you do not acquiesce, sir, I will be forced to squash you with my mighty buttocks.



To the General's aide-de-camp, Ms Shegokigo, we are willing to offer terms. In return for your surrender, we will provide you with the following... ahem... secretaries:


#15

Hylian

Hylian

Has someone been spiking the drinking water again?


#16



Philosopher B.

I swear, it wasn't me. I only peed in it.


#17

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

No, it's just that time of the month for Chaz.


#18

MindDetective

MindDetective

I gotta side with the mods on this one. Sorry, Chaz. UNION!


#19



Chazwozel

North_Ranger said:
No, it's just that time of the month for Chaz.
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.

Pistols at dawn with you!


#20

Troll

Troll

I'm here!



#21



Chazwozel

MindDetective said:
I gotta side with the mods on this one. Sorry, Chaz. UNION!
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You have drawn the line in the sand. This war is truly brother against brother! TO THE DEATH!


#22

Dave

Dave

For you, good Sir MindDetective.



#23

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Pistols? For me? Awww, you shouldn't have.

*loads and aims*

Run, muthafucka.


#24

bhamv3

bhamv3

Anyone remember when Marius tried something like this?


#25



Chazwozel

North_Ranger said:
Pistols? For me? Awww, you shouldn't have.

*loads and aims*

Run, muthafucka.
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I run from no one! Especially a pants-less Northman with fish breath!

CHAAAARRRGGEEEEEE!!!!!!


#26

Hylian

Hylian

Well if it is crazy day than crazy it shall be!




#27

MindDetective

MindDetective

No, to the pain!


#28

Morphine

Morphine

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?? ; _ ;


#29



Chazwozel

bhamv3 said:
Anyone remember when Marius tried something like this?
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Are you going to talk or fire something!?!?!


#30

Dave

Dave



.


#31

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Chazwozel said:

I run from no one! Especially a pants-less Northman with fish breath!

CHAAAARRRGGEEEEEE!!!!!!
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*bitch slap*

Indoor voice, mister.


#32

Morphine

Morphine

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!


#33

Dave

Dave

Morphine said:
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
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Sure. Wanna make some? :unibrow:


#34

Hylian

Hylian

Morphine said:
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
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Good idea!


we can use them as cannon fodder!


#35



Wasabi Poptart

Oh Fiddle Dee Dee.


#36

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I wish I knew of a place to get a nerd-fight .gif.


#37

Morphine

Morphine

Dave;381916][QUOTE=Morphine said:
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
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Sure. Wanna make some? :unibrow:[/QUOTE]



Start folding :unibrow:


#38

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

You Rebel Scum!


#39

Frank

Frankie Williamson

YEEEHAW, TIME TO BUSHWACK US SOME YANKEES! (mods)



#40

LittleSin

LittleSin

I will join Dave.



Bring it.


#41

David

David

Dave, you have my sword.


#42

Hylian

Hylian

And my mallets!


#43

MindDetective

MindDetective

And my magnifying glass!


#44



Wasabi Poptart

And my cigarette holder!


#45

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

And my carpet...


It brings the room together nicely.


#46

David

David

"Aim for their carpet, men! Damage their morale!"


#47

Gusto

Gusto

Well Dave, I'm with the North in spirit, and all of it's rangers, but fuck y'all, I got a country to found.



#48

Dave

Dave

Chaz, this is a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.



#49

Hylian

Hylian

great I just lost the game!


#50

David

David

The game is guaranteed to be a draw if you start with the center square. I win most often by starting with one of the corners. Usually happens as such: I take a corner, opponent takes center, I take opposite corner, opponent takes one of the remaining corners, I take final corner and am left with two ways to win.


#51

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

David said:
The game is guaranteed to be a draw if you start with the center square. I win most often by starting with one of the corners.
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I am always astounded when I beat an adult at tic-tac-toe...


#52

Hylian

Hylian

.


#53

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Shegokigo said:
Wanton mayhem, death, dismemberment and destruction?

Oh I'll be there....
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Well, that's great and all, but what will WE do, then? =p

Oh, and as I said in the thread that started this: I'm with Chaz.

UNIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


#54

Dave

Dave

ThatNickGuy said:
I'm with Chaz.
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Other wise known as The Losers.



#55

Wahad

Wahad

I pledge myself to whoever pays me the most.


#56

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

My army to the highest bidder



#57

Wahad

Wahad

Added note: whoever wants to pay for it can get New Amsterdam from me.


#58

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Dave said:
*image*
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*sob* That statement's like 2/3's true (basement apartment, I still like jelly on toast).

Maybe...I should...defect? For the betterment of mankind?


#59



Chazwozel

Allen said:
My army to the highest bidder

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We all know I'm the man with the cash. Now my penguin army, tO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#60

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

*sells weapons to both sides*

KA_CHING!


#61



Chazwozel

DarkAudit said:
*sells weapons to both sides*

KA_CHING!
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YOU SON OF A BITCH!



#62



Element 117

this thread is amazing on lidocaine. also, root canals are hilarious


#63

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Chaz, you are an officer and a gentleman. You have my beard.
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#64



Matt²

BWAAAAAAAH!!

[fires indiscriminately into the crowds]

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!]

MATT², who are you firing at?!
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I HAVE NO IDEA!!

[BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!] [click... click...]

oh crap... RUN!

[ducks under some heavy bushes, shouting "UNIONNNNNNNNN!"]


#65

Morphine

Morphine

Can I be the nurse that [STRIKE]touches[/STRIKE] heals the wounded?


#66

Dave

Dave

God damn it. I have the perfect retort but after asking you to make babies earlier I would start to sound like the creepy old dude.


Fuck it.

Morphine said:
Can I be the nurse that [STRIKE]touches[/STRIKE] heals the wounded?
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Certainly. My penis hurts.


#67

General Specific

General Specific

Morphine said:
Can I be the nurse that [STRIKE]touches[/STRIKE] heals the wounded?
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I've been bitten by a snake, will you suck out the poison? :eyebrows:


#68

Morphine

Morphine

Dave, I have juuuust the thing for you.



---------- Post added at 03:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:22 PM ----------
General Specific;382115][QUOTE=Morphine said:
Can I be the nurse that [STRIKE]touches[/STRIKE] heals the wounded?
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I've been bitten by a snake, will you suck out the poison? :eyebrows:[/QUOTE]


Uhm, no =)


#69



Element 117

her smile is scaaary


#70

Dave

Dave

Chaz! You can't hide!

In fact, I SEE YOU!!



#71

Vytamindi

Vytamindi



Love is all you weed... I mean need.


#72

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

If you want to kill a snake, chop its head off.



Hold still so I can chop your frickin' head off, you oversized mackerel! The penguin army will be paid by the meat of your carcass!


#73

TommiR

TommiR

For the Empire! For Emperor Dave!



#74

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Let's go Winter War on their shark asses!

Shoot 'em, Simo!



Now, Mannerheim! Confuse them with your impeccable dress sense and quirky mustachios!



#75

TommiR

TommiR

Oh. Well, I heard Chaz's call for freedom from tyranny, so I immediately knew he was a dangerous subversive in need of 'correcting', before his pernicious seeds of rebellion could trouble the minds of others into wrongful thinking.

But hey, Winter War works just as well. I even have the camo correct.


#76



Iaculus

Sorry, Chaz, but the mods pay better, and I haven't forgiven you Confederate scum for the enslavement of my dinosaur brethren.



It's payback time... bitch.


#77

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Hey North Ranger! Get the hell away from that shark.



I would have words with thee.


#78

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Step back, Nick. I have no quarrel with you.


#79

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Dave... the women on your side.... are delicious in so many ways.....



If this battle doesn't sway the way I like it.... remember I've had Terran Ghost training and Chaz has plenty of nukes....


#80

Gusto

Gusto

I summon ye, Sexy Hardhat Army!



#81

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

TommiR said:
For the Empire! For Emperor Dave!
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Feh, I will match your paltry storm-troopers with my army of RED SHIRTS



(Thank you Google, thank you!)


#82

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Stand back, or I will take off my shirt!


#83

Cajungal

Cajungal

*wakes up from nap*

...Guys?


#84



Element 117

I will sit on the sidelines and watch.


#85

Cajungal

Cajungal

*unfolds a lawn chair, pours some lemonade*

Xiaofang? Care for some?


#86

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

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Pick a side you Swiss Misses!

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#87



Element 117

HCGLNS said:
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Pick a side you Swiss Misses!
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#88

Gusto

Gusto



You will serve us.


#89

Troll

Troll

I'm so confused.


#90



Element 117

Gusto said:
You will serve us.
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I will what?



You forget, BITCH.


#91

Gusto

Gusto

Pssst, Amy.

Get assimilated.



#92

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

You guys have fun. I'mma be in the band on the sidelines with Amy and Ceej. WHO IS WITH ME?


#93

David

David

Do the sidelines have cookies? I'm totally there if there be cookies.

I can totally be bought with cookies.


#94

Calleja

Calleja

Chazwozel;381880][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:
In the tradition of my Irish-Texan forefathers....


Fuck this Noise, I'm headed for Mexico!
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You son of a bi....

[/QUOTE]

Why are you posting pictures of Doroteo Arango?


#95

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

*runs past the sidelines dragging a dead body and bathed in blood from head to toe*

*watches Amy's smile display and grins right back*

*continues down the road*


#96



LordRavage



My lich army is at your command, Dave. :D


#97

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I LOVE smashing Phylacteries!


#98



Element 117

Gusto said:
Pssst, Amy.

Get assimilated.

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lol wut?

*eats Kevin's puny Borg army for lunch*


#99



LordRavage

Shegokigo said:
I LOVE smashing Phylacteries!
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"Nuke Shego from orbit. Only way to be sure."

You know we could never be on the same side Shego. I think it would cause reality to tremble and then fail. What would be the fun in that. ;)


#100

Gusto

Gusto

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#101



Element 117

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#102

Calleja

Calleja

Gusto said:
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Wait... REAPERS!?

Oh hell naw.



KROGAN TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!


#103

Cajungal

Cajungal

David said:
Do the sidelines have cookies? I'm totally there if there be cookies.

I can totally be bought with cookies.
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Macaroons, chocolate chip, AND peanut butter. *pours David a glass of cold milk*


#104

Calleja

Calleja

Xiaofang Nuren said:
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Shouldn't that be me? Y'know.. Mexican and all.


#105



Element 117

The Mex;382340][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:
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Shouldn't that be me? Y'know.. Mexican and all.[/QUOTE]

latinas are well represented, meatbag


#106

Cajungal

Cajungal

I have little smiley face band-aids if anyone gets hurt.... also, Hello Kitty. Oh, and here are some Transformers ones.


#107

Calleja

Calleja

Xiaofang Nuren;382344][QUOTE=The Mex;382340][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:
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Shouldn't that be me? Y'know.. Mexican and all.[/QUOTE]

latinas are well represented, meatbag[/QUOTE]

I said MEXICAN. You may not see it atop your self-constructed throne of empty booze bottles, but "latino" encompasses lots of different nationalities, cultures, religions and yes, even ethnicities.


#108

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

The Mex;382357][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren;382344][QUOTE=The Mex;382340][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:
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Shouldn't that be me? Y'know.. Mexican and all.[/QUOTE]

latinas are well represented, meatbag[/QUOTE]

I said MEXICAN. You may not see it atop your self-constructed throne of empty booze bottles, but "latino" encompasses lots of different nationalities, cultures, religions and yes, even ethnicities.[/QUOTE]

If you had to pick, would you rather be Machete or El Mariachi?


#109

Calleja

Calleja

TeKeo said:
If you had to pick, would you rather be Machete or El Mariachi?
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I'd rather be this guy, any day of the week:


And that's a REAL Mexican reference.


#110

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

The Mex said:
And that's a REAL Mexican reference.
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Fair enough, but I'm not certain he'd have much chance in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny that's shaping up here.


#111



Element 117

The Mex;382357][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren;382344][QUOTE=The Mex;382340][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:
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Shouldn't that be me? Y'know.. Mexican and all.[/QUOTE]

latinas are well represented, meatbag[/QUOTE]

I said MEXICAN. You may not see it atop your self-constructed throne of empty booze bottles, but "latino" encompasses lots of different nationalities, cultures, religions and yes, even ethnicities.[/QUOTE]

Of course I see it. However, Mexicans are no more or less important than any others in my army. Meatbag


#112

David

David

Cajungal = my new best friend.


#113

Null

Null

Everyone loves Cajungal to some degree or other. Why shouldn't they?


#114

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

TeKeo;382373][QUOTE=The Mex said:
And that's a REAL Mexican reference.
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Fair enough, but I'm not certain he'd have much chance in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny that's shaping up here.[/QUOTE]

Then you underestimate the awesome power of El Chapulin Colorado!


#115

Calleja

Calleja

Xiaofang Nuren said:
Of course I see it. However, Mexicans are no more or less important than any others in my army. Meatbag
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I WANNA BE MACHETEEEEEE!! *tantrums*

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Shegokigo;382416][QUOTE=TeKeo;382373][QUOTE=The Mex said:
And that's a REAL Mexican reference.
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Fair enough, but I'm not certain he'd have much chance in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny that's shaping up here.[/QUOTE]

Then you underestimate the awesome power of El Chapulin Colorado![/QUOTE]

Heed her words, people. El Chapulin Colorado is not to be trifled with. That's how you get a chipote chillón to the 'nads.


#116

Null

Null

So is Machete's archnemesis "Khukuri" or "Smatchet"?


#117



Element 117

Null said:
So is Machete's archnemesis "Khukuri" or "Smatchet"?
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Bitch, please


#118

Null

Null

Now that's just "Evil Hotness"


#119

filmfanatic

filmfanatic



Live for nothing, or die for something.

Chaz, you have my support. Now, without further ado...

COBRA, ATTACK!!!



#120

Null

Null

I think someone needs a band-aid.


#121

General Specific

General Specific

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#122

Docseverin

Docseverin

You have my scalpel Dave! Oh yeah and I can assemble and fire an M2 Browning .50cal machine gun and MARK 19 Automatic grenade launcher....


#123

TommiR

TommiR

TeKeo;382269][QUOTE=TommiR said:
For the Empire! For Emperor Dave!
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Feh, I will match your paltry storm-troopers with my army of RED SHIRTS



(Thank you Google, thank you!)[/QUOTE]
My stormtroopers charge into your red shirts. Furious hand-to-hand fighting erupts... :unibrow:


#124



Chazwozel

ARISE! FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL I SUMMON THEE!



#125

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Don't worry, guys! Simo just sent for the other members of Legion of Badasses to join the mod ranks:

Optimus Prime!


Mako!


Chuck Norris!


Raptor Jesus!


Gandhi!


Tallahassee!


And Santa Christ!

Legion of Badasses, ATTACK!


#126



LordRavage

Chazwozel said:
ARISE! FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL I SUMMON THEE!

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My phone keeps ringing. Oh well, I will just let it go straight to voice mail. ;)


#127



Element 117



"Can't you silence the ringer? Jesus man, what a jerk."


#128

Frank

Frankie Williamson

For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little forum Halforums.

But now.

You shall witness. It's. DISMEMBERMENT!



#129

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

War is good for business...



#130



Wasabi Poptart

Xiaofang Nuren said:


"Can't you silence the ringer? Jesus man, what a jerk."
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O Rly?


#131



Element 117

Wasabi Poptart;382570][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:


"Can't you silence the ringer? Jesus man, what a jerk."
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O Rly?[/QUOTE]


lawl.


#132

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

.


#133

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

.


#134



Wasabi Poptart

Oh shi--



#135



Element 117

Wasabi Poptart said:
Oh shi--

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aww yeah!


#136



Wasabi Poptart

Xiaofang Nuren said:
aww yeah!
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I say, those chaps look rather familiar.



#137



Element 117



Sup.


#138

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Hmph.

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#139

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Sorry Nick, Sulu wins that fight easy.

If we're playing with swords, count me in!



#140



Element 117



swords?


#141

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

... On second thought, let's not go to "General." 'Tis a silly place.


#142

General Specific

General Specific

Shegokigo said:
Sorry Nick, Sulu wins that fight easy.

If we're playing with swords, count me in!

*snip*
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Are you kidding? Inigo is an expert swordsman with his off-hand. Look at the picture, he's not left-handed. He's spent his entire life studying sword fighting.



Sure he loses that duel, but he does so in spectacular fashion.

Sulu has training in fencing, but spends most of his time running the ship or on his other hobbies as well. No way does he beat a trained, professional swordsman like Inigo.


Oh and NEEEEEERDRAAAAAAAGE!!! ;)


#143



Wasabi Poptart

Officer_Charon said:
... On second thought, let's not go to "General." 'Tis a silly place.
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#144

SpecialKO

SpecialKO



Also, have at thee!



#145



Element 117

swords? just swords?


#146

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

General Specific said:
Sulu has training in fencing, but spends most of his time running the ship or on his other hobbies as well. No way does he beat a trained, professional swordsman like Inigo.
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All the training in the world wouldn't help him against the awesomeness that Sulu eminates. Inigo would probably surrender before the duel began at Sulu's presence alone!


#147

Calleja

Calleja

emanates*


#148

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

OH MY!


#149



Wasabi Poptart

.


#150

General Specific

General Specific

Shegokigo;382665][QUOTE=General Specific said:
Sulu has training in fencing, but spends most of his time running the ship or on his other hobbies as well. No way does he beat a trained, professional swordsman like Inigo.
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All the training in the world wouldn't help him against the awesomeness that Sulu eminates. Inigo would probably surrender before the duel began at Sulu's presence alone![/QUOTE]

I beg to differ



#151

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Wildsoul's clip > General's.

Age doesn't effect his Sulu-awesome-ness.



#152



LordRavage



Sulu is trying to take our womens!


#153



Element 117

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#154

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

:rofl:

:biggrin:-:thumbsup:


#155

LittleSin

LittleSin

I smell a new episode of Ultimate Warrior!


#156

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Aquaman to whoever wants him



#157

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

That is actually kinda awesome there Allen...


#158

LittleSin

LittleSin

Hey...HEY. Get him off of there.


#159

Calleja

Calleja

:rofl:


#160

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Allen said:
Aquaman to whoever wants him

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...and that is why you shouldn't make fun of Aquaman.


#161

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Damn, Aquaman brought out the big guns.

HAVE AT THEE!



#162

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Swords break. Replacements will be needed.

Doesn't matter who's buying, 'cause at the end of the day, I'll be the one...


#163

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

LordRavage said:


"Nuke Shego from orbit. Only way to be sure."
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Well it seems your idea has backfired....



Funny what a little radiation can do.... when it's GAMMA!


#164

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Shegokigo said:
Funny what a little radiation can do.... when it's GAMMA!
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Jen's not laughing...


#165

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

DarkAudit said:
Jen's not laughing...
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Bad photo op, she's usually quite happy:







See?

*goes about smashing hundreds of people*


#166

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

I like Jen, and I like that pic. Makes me want to do whatever she needs to make her happy Jen again.

Who cares if it gets me shot at, blown up, or alien abducted. I get to hang with Jen? It's all worth it.


#167

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

I think I'm in love...


#168

Null

Null

Agreed that SheHulk is both hot and awesome.


#169



LordRavage

I didn't want to bring out the big guns for this war...but if i must then I must.



A.K.A.: Gojira

Height:100 Meters

Weight: 60,000 Tons

Tail length: 140 Meters

Regular Abilities: Biting, the up and down tail grabber slam, can survive in molten lava, possible self healing cells

Special Abilities: Thermonuclear breath, energy pulses, ultra powerful spiral thermonuclear breath

Weakness: He is the God damn Godzilla. He has no weakness!

Shego, She Hulk and the fifty foot woman are going to have a tough fight ahead of them. ;)


#170

Vytamindi

Vytamindi



.


#171

TommiR

TommiR

LordRavage said:
I didn't want to bring out the big guns for this war...but if i must then I must.

A.K.A.: Gojira

Height:100 Meters

Weight: 60,000 Tons

Tail length: 140 Meters

Regular Abilities: Biting, the up and down tail grabber slam, can survive in molten lava, possible self healing cells

Special Abilities: Thermonuclear breath, energy pulses, ultra powerful spiral thermonuclear breath

Weakness: He is the God damn Godzilla. He has no weakness!

Shego, She Hulk and the fifty foot woman are going to have a tough fight ahead of them. ;)
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My stormtroopers disengage from Tekeo's red shirts, and form up by Godzilla/Gojira to provide him/her/it with infantry support.


#172

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

TommiR;383047][QUOTE=LordRavage said:
I didn't want to bring out the big guns for this war...but if i must then I must.

A.K.A.: Gojira

Height:100 Meters

Weight: 60,000 Tons

Tail length: 140 Meters

Regular Abilities: Biting, the up and down tail grabber slam, can survive in molten lava, possible self healing cells

Special Abilities: Thermonuclear breath, energy pulses, ultra powerful spiral thermonuclear breath

Weakness: He is the God damn Godzilla. He has no weakness!

Shego, She Hulk and the fifty foot woman are going to have a tough fight ahead of them. ;)
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My stormtroopers disengage from Tekeo's red shirts, and form up by Godzilla/Gojira to provide him/her/it with infantry support.[/QUOTE]

My Red Shirts pout...adorably. And then start posing for bystanders.

(potentially NSFW if your boss is uptight)


#173

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

TeKeo said:
(potentially NSFW if your boss is uptight)
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Now those are some redshirts I could get from behind


#174

Null

Null

CrimsonSoul;383058][QUOTE=TeKeo said:
(potentially NSFW if your boss is uptight)
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Now those are some redshirts I could get from behind[/QUOTE]

You like taking it from behind? No wonder your wife needs Dave.


#175

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

.


#176

Bubble181

Bubble181

Vytamindi said:


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You play me? Coolio :)


#177



Element 117

I'm sorry? Gojira?



Bunny Girl > Gojira.


#178

Null

Null

That was trippy.


#179

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

that was AWESOME.


#180

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I didn't want to get involved damn it. I was content to watch from the side lines. But since the mods have taken a pre-emptive strike against me....

My hordes will cleanse these lands!








#181



Chazwozel

Glad to see you, Commander Necro!


#182

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

The Mex said:
[/COLOR]
Shegokigo;382416][QUOTE=TeKeo;382373][QUOTE=The Mex said:
And that's a REAL Mexican reference.
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Fair enough, but I'm not certain he'd have much chance in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny that's shaping up here.
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Then you underestimate the awesome power of El Chapulin Colorado![/QUOTE]

Heed her words, people. El Chapulin Colorado is not to be trifled with. That's how you get a chipote chillón to the 'nads.[/QUOTE]

¡No contaron con su astucia!


#183

Troll

Troll

Okay, okay, fine. I'll bring my army too.



#184

Dave

Dave

This is the best thread ever.


#185

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I take no pleasure in this Dave. ok, that's a little white lie

Submit old man!



#186

Dave

Dave

You know, I tried to find a way to make ti so that you could unlock threads without making you a mod - just you. But I couldn't. I even created a new User Group (registered users, Administrators, Moderators, etc) called Thread Necromancer, but it STILL only allows you to unlock your OWN threads and nobody else's.

So I did try. Now I have a choice. Do I let any threads be resurrected by anyone and get rid of the addon or do I leave it and have one person upset at me?

Hmmm...


#187

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Dave said:
You know, I tried to find a way to make ti so that you could unlock threads without making you a mod - just you.
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That would be awesome and a very acceptable compromise. However, it would be a bit unfair and considered special treatment. You'd likely upset a considerable portion of the user base and be considered to be showing me favoritism. Probably not the best move.

Dave said:
Now I have a choice. Do I let any threads be resurrected by anyone and get rid of the addon or do I leave it and have one person upset at me?

Hmmm...
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Get rid of the add-on. Don't show favoritism. Or post up a poll and see what the over all consensus is (we both know that they will likely remain locked) and just let me throw my little temper tantrum with the belief that someday I'll get over it. But until I do I'll at least try to be entertaining.


#188

Dave

Dave

It wouldn't be showing any favoritism, it would be for fun.

But again I couldn't do it, so the point is moot.


#189

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Have at him my minions!



#190

Gusto

Gusto

Everyone in my faction should be wearing these, I think it sums me up pretty well.



#191

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Is that America's hat?


#192

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Undercover demon kitty sends word from behind enemy lines.


#193



Element 117

Thefuck?


#194

SpecialKO

SpecialKO



Yar?


#195

Gusto

Gusto

TeKeo said:


Yar?
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Not quite.



#196



Wasabi Poptart

"I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."


#197

Calleja

Calleja

HEY I GOT THAT STAR TREK REFERENCE CAUSE THAT WAS ONE OF THE EARLY TNG EPISODES AND THOSE I ACTUALLY WATCHED YAY!


#198

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

As the latinum keeps rolling in...


Disruptor cannons, phasers, swords, rocks, pointy sticks. I've got 'em all. Just have your cash at the ready. No checks, please.


#199



Element 117

Can I have 150 neutron star powered planet destroying rail cannons?

And a latte, to go?


#200

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Oh, so sorry. Those two just bought out the lot...


#201



Element 117

How much do "those two" cost then?


#202

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Xiaofang Nuren said:
How much do "those two" cost then?
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You'll have to ask them yourself. I like keeping *my* trachea intact.


#203

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

DarkAudit;385017][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:
How much do "those two" cost then?
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You'll have to ask them yourself. I like keeping *my* trachea intact.[/QUOTE]

Send in the boy.



No matter what happens, we all win.


#204

General Specific

General Specific

TeKeo;385064][QUOTE=DarkAudit;385017][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:
How much do "those two" cost then?
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You'll have to ask them yourself. I like keeping *my* trachea intact.[/QUOTE]

Send in the boy.



No matter what happens, we all win.[/QUOTE]

No, the boy grows up to be one of those two. Having him killed by himself from the future negates his being there in the future to kill himself, thus creating a temporal paradox and destroying the fabric of the space-time continuum which can only be repaired by a last ditch modification of the deflector dish by the crew of the Enterprise. The crossover only complicates matters and makes my head all poundy.


#205

Vytamindi

Vytamindi



heh.... I like your beard....


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