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Ask Jake: Lost in the Shuffle Edition

#1

Jake

Jake

*crickets chirping*


#2

Shakey

Shakey

What does your finger smell like?


#3

Andi

Drachenherz

Have you ever met a gorilla in person?


#4

Jake

Jake

What does your finger smell like?
A little like soap. I think it's Dial.

Have you ever met a gorilla in person?
Just at the zoo from a distance. Their eyes look very human and a little creepy.


#5

strawman

strawman

Favorite weird al (or, if you hate weird al, comedic) song?

-Adam


#6

Jake

Jake

Favorite weird al (or, if you hate weird al, comedic) song?

-Adam
I remember back in the 80s when MTV aired things called "music videos" and it was still okay to like Michael Jackson (but not, you know, like like him), it seemed like MTV would ration his videos and only show them every once in a while like they were the cherries in canned fruit salad. I would see the beginning of 'Beat It' come on and get all excited (but not, you know, excited excited), but then Weird Al's ugly mug would bust through the door and I'd think "Great, 'Eat It'. For like the fifth time today. Well, it's okay, I guess." :eek:rly:

So I got a bit burned out on Weird Al early and never really recovered.

As far as funny music goes, I like Tenacious D, Flight of The Conchords, and most everything Andy Samberg puts out.


#7

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

How did gasbandit and/or yourself get the high score on typing test


#8

Hylian

Hylian

Are you a sociopath?


#9

strawman

strawman

Do you ever use the royal "we" when referring to yourself in the third person?

-Adam


#10



Philosopher B.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?


#11

Cajungal

Cajungal

If you ever had another kid, is there some weird name you'd like to give him/her that you probably shouldn't?


#12

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Does the finger-diddle-and-wink in your avatar constitute your most-used pick-up line?


#13

Jake

Jake

How did gasbandit and/or yourself get the high score on typing test
Wouldn't you like to know? Oh, I guess you would or you wouldn't have asked. I noticed that there was no penalty or any response whatsoever when the wrong key was pressed. So I googled up an auto-typing program and had it enter "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" on a loop. The one I found had a mandatory delay, so the score could be much higher. I didn't feel it worth my time to hack together my own code to do it faster, though. I assume GB did something similar.

Just pointing out shitty game code, not cheating per se.

Are you a sociopath?
Afraid not. Despite my sometimes "straightforward" approach online, I'm actually one of the good guys.

Do you ever use the royal "we" when referring to yourself in the third person?

-Adam
Only when speaking about the antics of my penis and I. Which is a lot.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Your mom. Actually, better make it a case for that skank.

If you ever had another kid, is there some weird name you'd like to give him/her that you probably shouldn't?
My wife likes "Wilder" for a boy, but I'm afraid that would doom him to the life of a gay porn star.

Does the finger-diddle-and-wink in your avatar constitute your most-used pick-up line?
No, that move comes well after the pick-up.


#14

Bubble181

Bubble181

Do you ever use the royal "we" when referring to yourself in the third person?

-Adam
Just 'cause I'm a nitpicker, but "we" is the first person plural, not the third person. Talking about yourself by name/"he" would be third person. Bubble181 will stop typing now.


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