What happened to my pajamas?
I had this date once. This not quite hot, kinda crazy, and totally slutty chick hooked up at a bar early one afternoon. We were gonna go see The Nightmare Before Christmas after lunch.
So we ate lunch at the bar, drank some beer, and I listened to her recite some poetry. Ya gotta listen to chicks recite poetry if you wanna get laid. It's one of those things about dating that I don't like. Poetry sucks. Except Leonard Cohen. Cohen is awesome.
So after lunch and drinks we headed over to the cinema, walked on past it and entered another bar. We sat down at a table. We drank some more, ate some more, and put our hands down each others' pants. She wasn't wearing underwear.
After that, we headed on over to a strip club. It was her idea. I've tried to figure out how common it is to find a woman who likes poetry and strippers. Actually, I've searched in vain for a woman who likes strippers and hates poetry. I haven't found her yet, but when I do, that's the woman I'm gonna marry.
We got kicked out of the strip club shortly after entering. Well, she got kicked out. I don't know why she got kicked out. There was a pretty hot stripper distracting me. y'know, it suddenly dawns on me that a stripper is a likely candidate for a woman who likes strippers but hates poetry. I may have to tour the strip clubs interviewing for the future Mrs. Gruebeard.
Back to the story. She got kicked out of the strip club, and I felt I had to follow her out. The most I'd get out of the pretty hot stripper was a lap dance, and I'd already invested a lot of poetry listening into my date; enough that I was prolly gonna get laid that night if I just tagged along with her.
And I certainly got some. We got kicked out of a cab for it, actually. I left your pajamas in the cab. Sorry.
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