Except for that one question, don't ask it.
Bedroom right beside the bed, that way I could have breakfast in bed everyday, and then have a heart attackGiven the opportunity, which room of your house would you have a bacon dispenser installed?
Obligatory "Hi when can I tap dat" response, but seriously when it comes to greeting strangers I normally say something along the lines of "Can I have a hug?" And hold my arms outstreched, note that this is only for strangers, not friends. Most of my friends are wierd like me and I'd probably greet them by humping a leg or threeIf you had to choose an unorthodox greeting to give people (something not at all like "hello" or "what's up" or "greetings"), what would it be?