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Jul 27, 2009#1

strawman

LittleSin, WildSoul, Lauralai, and I all have new(ish) babies?

We must raise a Halforum army!

Of babies!

Are there any expecting halforumites that haven't announced yet?

-Adam

Jul 27, 2009#2

Steven Soderburgin

Aren't your babies already conscripted into the Brigham Young army?

Jul 27, 2009#3

Fun Size

Buy them cards.

Jul 27, 2009#4

Gusto

Will Espy be allowed in?

Jul 27, 2009#5

Shegokigo

Gusto said:
Will Espy be allowed in?

Espy's expecting?

They get younger every year.... :Leyla:

Jul 27, 2009#6

Hylian

Shegokigo said:
Gusto said:

Will Espy be allowed in?

Click to expand...

Espy's expecting?

They get younger every year....

Espy: Halforum, isn't it wonderful? I'm pregnant!
Gusto: Yes it's...great. A great miracle.
Hylian: And not one of those bogus everyday miracles like a sunrise. Aren't you a male?
Shego: Yeah what's the deal? Just when I thought I'd figured out you biological creatures, its something else! Lemme at 'im!

Jul 27, 2009#7

MindDetective

hylian said:
Shegokigo said:

Gusto said:

Will Espy be allowed in?

Click to expand...

Espy's expecting?

They get younger every year....

Click to expand...

Espy: Halforum, isn't it wonderful? I'm pregnant!
Gusto: Yes it's...great. A great miracle.
Hylian: And not one of those bogus everyday miracles like a sunrise. Aren't you a male?
Shego: Yeah what's the deal? Just when I thought I'd figured out you biological creatures, its something else! Lemme at 'im!

Futurama: Quotes for all occasions!

Jul 27, 2009#8

LittleSin

How could you want this:

to join any army?

Jul 27, 2009#9

Lally

[uncontrollable squealing]

SO PRECIOUS! :heart:

Jul 27, 2009#10

Cajungal

Look at those big beautiful eyes!

I'm welling up...

Jul 27, 2009#11

Denbrought

LittleSin said:
How could you want this:

*Baby*

to join any army?

But y'see, it wields powerful weapons: the cuteness-overload gaze and the nurglite projectile vomit... They are perfect for military affairs.

Jul 27, 2009#12

LittleSin

I spent ten minutes trying to get him to smile. The best I got was this:

The minute I sat down and started uploading picture he was all smiles and giggles.

My son takes after his father in the way that he's a douche, apparently.

Actually, if any one can make that picture not blurry I would be in their debt.

Jul 27, 2009#13

Allen, who is Quiet

babies! so many babies!

400 BABIES!

Jul 27, 2009#14

LittleSin

Allen said:
babies! so many babies!

400 BABIES!

Do they run like Kenyans?

Jul 27, 2009#15

Fun Size

As a man who enjoys holding babies, I approve of this thread. I became an uncle for the first time today, but I won't get to see the baby until Saturday. Hopefully, they'll have it all cleaned off by then. :heythere:

Jul 27, 2009#16

I became an uncle back in November.

Here is my nephew:

and NO, you can;t have him for any army.

Jul 27, 2009#17

klew

Jul 27, 2009#18

Cajungal

Here's my lil godchild Ada about half a year ago.

-- Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:23 pm --

She was so cute as a baby, too. She had a fat little back that made her look like Dr. Zoidberg. :zoid:

Jul 27, 2009#19

Hylian

Cajungal said:
Here's my lil godchild Ada about half a year ago.

When I saw that picture the following scene came to mind

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0ahi7J0IAA:fws17kaf][/youtube:fws17kaf]

Jul 27, 2009#20

North_Ranger

My niece and nephew are in their teens... *sighs* It feels like it was only yesterday they were wee little ankle-biters who'd scream "Unca Mikko! Unca Mikko!" every time I came to visit them, followed by them hugging my legs so I'd have to walk around with a child on each pantleg.

Jul 27, 2009#21

Cajungal

Yoooouuuuu are a softie.

Jul 27, 2009#22

TNM

My son will be born in a few weeks. Although my wife wants him out now. :aaahhh:

Jul 27, 2009#23

Silver Jelly

I have a little sister, and she is pretty awesome.

Jul 27, 2009#24

Zappit

Forget a baby army - why not try for this?

Jul 27, 2009#25

figmentPez

Cajungal said:
Here's my lil godchild Ada about half a year ago.

You remind me of the babe*.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
...

*as in a baby or child, just so there's no confusion

Jul 27, 2009#26

H

Han-Sagan

My daughter offers her amazing magical prowess to the army

Jul 27, 2009#27

This is my favorite thread right now. :heart:

Jul 27, 2009#28

Pojodan

My sister is due March 7th!

Jul 27, 2009#29

MindDetective

Han-Sagan said:
**Awwwwww!!**[/img]

I don't think that picture can be made any cuter. Maximum cuteness achieved, sir.

Jul 27, 2009#30

Jake

I'll lend some winged canine cavalry.

Jul 27, 2009#31

Chazwozel

"Muahahhahahhahahaha! Global computer virus uploaded. Now to pin it all on my dad!"

Jul 27, 2009#32

Cajungal

Han-Sagan, your daughter has an angel-face. they're all so adorable.... GRAGH there's too much cute! I'm drowning!

Jul 27, 2009#33

H

Han-Sagan

Chazwozel said:
What a mischievous face! Think you've got your hands full there ....

Jul 27, 2009#34

PatrThom

Got one on the way, due some time late Dec/early Jan. My first, her first.
We're still trying to get the house cleaned up in time for his(?) arrival.

Ultrasound says everything is just grand, we've an appt tomorrow morning for more consultation.

--Patrick (and Kati)

Jul 27, 2009#35

Cajungal

Wonderful

Jul 27, 2009#36

strawman

Operation smiling baby is a go for launch:

Also, continuing my fine tradition of taking pictures of myself and a kid, I present to you The Child Previously Known as the Youngest starring in the new film, "Owies are serious business. Serious.":

-Adam

Jul 28, 2009#37

Well, I guess if there must be an army, my nephew can help with the cavalry...

Jul 28, 2009#38

Philosopher B.

Oh, man, that expression is pricless. :rofl:

This thread rawks.

Jul 28, 2009#39

@Li3n

LittleSin said:
How could you want this:

to join any army?

Papa Nurgle approves...

Jul 28, 2009#40

Wahad

General Specific said:

''Stop squeezing! Urgh...I'm gonna be sick."

Jul 28, 2009#41

Laurelai

Mine just turned 6 months old- sprouting teeth-lettes and everything!!

Baff time!

her newest trick- she's just learned that when I'm holding her, if she cranes her neck way back, she can see me lol. She gets smiles out of that..... and so do I!!

Jul 28, 2009#42

Cajungal

TINY Ada from somewhere 'round 2006.

Jul 28, 2009#43

HowDroll

My aunt's due with twins in about a month, and considering I'm her official babysitter, I'm sure it would be no problem kidnapping them and conscripting them into the HF army.

Jul 28, 2009#44

Singularity.EXE

This thread, this is a dangerous thread! I must propagate!

Jul 28, 2009#45

Espy

This thread is full of cute. I am pleased.

Jul 28, 2009#46

Hylian

this thread is a cuteness overload

Jul 28, 2009#47

CrimsonSoul

Singularity.EXE said:
This thread, this is a dangerous thread! I must propagate!

You can't, you're a singularity.

Jul 28, 2009#48

Gusto

:O

Babies!

Jul 28, 2009#49

chakz

Han-Sagan said:
My daughter offers her amazing magical prowess to the army

A MAGE HAS JOINED THE PARTY!

Jul 28, 2009#50

Puntabul

Here is my baby boy Elijah. I know I don't post much. With my job I just don't get to post as much as I would like to.

Jul 28, 2009#51

Allen, who is Quiet

chakz said:
Han-Sagan said:

My daughter offers her amazing magical prowess to the army

Click to expand...

A MAGE HAS JOINED THE PARTY!

GREEN WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY

Jul 28, 2009#52

My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Jul 28, 2009#53

Gusto

ZenMonkey said:
My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Quivering with delight?

Jul 28, 2009#54

Shegokigo

ZenMonkey said:
My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Really? It's giving me quite the opposite effect. :eek:

rly:

Jul 28, 2009#55

Allen, who is Quiet

Gusto said:
ZenMonkey said:

My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Click to expand...

Quivering with delight?

Aldis lamp

Jul 28, 2009#56

Gusto

Shegokigo said:
ZenMonkey said:

My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Click to expand...

Really? It's giving me quite the opposite effect. rly:

Clenching in fear?

Jul 28, 2009#57

Allen, who is Quiet

Gusto said:
Shegokigo said:

ZenMonkey said:

My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Click to expand...

Really? It's giving me quite the opposite effect. rly:

Click to expand...

Clenching in fear?

Morse code

Jul 28, 2009#58

Gusto said:
ZenMonkey said:

My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Click to expand...

Quivering with delight?

It's that biological "OH LOOK ADORABLE BABIES WITH BIG BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES" thing. I wanna snuggle them all!

But then, give them back to the parents.

Jul 28, 2009#59

Shegokigo

Gusto said:
Shegokigo said:

ZenMonkey said:

My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Click to expand...

Really? It's giving me quite the opposite effect. rly:

Click to expand...

Clenching in fear?

Hunger.

Jul 28, 2009#60

Wahad

Shegokigo said:
Gusto said:

Shegokigo said:

ZenMonkey said:

My uterus is now sending me "Doncha want one of those?" signals.

Click to expand...

Really? It's giving me quite the opposite effect. rly:

Click to expand...

Clenching in fear?

Click to expand...

Hunger.

Your uterus eats things? :Leyla:

Jul 28, 2009#61

Jake

Jul 28, 2009#62

North_Ranger

Wahad said:
Shegokigo said:

Gusto said:

Shegokigo said:

Really? It's giving me quite the opposite effect. rly:

Click to expand...

Clenching in fear?

Click to expand...

Hunger.

Click to expand...

Your uterus eats things?

Vagina dentata, man. Vagina dentata.

EDIT: Shazbot! I gots ninja'd!

Jul 28, 2009#63

Shegokigo

[attachment=0:2g6m7cck]1248816894302.jpg[/attachment:2g6m7cck]

Jul 28, 2009#64

:eyeroll:

*waiting on baby pictures from WildSoul once the play is over*

Jul 28, 2009#65

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Jul 28, 2009#66

Cajungal

:waah: Don't eat the babies.

Jul 28, 2009#67

Shegokigo

Jul 28, 2009#68

North_Ranger

To be honest... I feel saddened being childless m'self after seeing those pics. ESPECIALLY after last week at work: plenty of people younger than me by only 3-5 years, and many of them had babies (judging by the sounds from the background).

*sighs*

Jul 28, 2009#69

ncts_dodge_man

I've got an almost 1 year old (~ 2 weeks away)

He's got mom's natural highlights as his hair color - red!

6 teeth through and starting to walk... :aaahhh:

(Edit - 2nd picture didn't come through at first - replaced with one from earlier this year - 1st zoo trip!)

Jul 28, 2009#70

Cajungal

North_Ranger said:
To be honest... I feel saddened being childless m'self after seeing those pics. ESPECIALLY after last week at work: plenty of people younger than me by only 3-5 years, and many of them had babies (judging by the sounds from the background).

*sighs*

Judging by all the stories you've told about your interaction with kids, you're meant to be a dad. You seem like a very kind and nurturing person. It'll happen someday.

How old are you anyway?

-- Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:29 pm --

Ah, 26.

Jul 28, 2009#71

Hailey Knight

My cousin mirrors my sentiments.

Jul 28, 2009#72

chakz

My brother is about to have a kid. Personally I don't think I quite believe. "My brother? A kid? Go on and pull the other one, it had got bells on." Personally, when I see him with it I think I still won't believe it. "Hey bro, where'd you get the kid?" "My wife's uterus" "Really? naaah, no way that could happen."

yaaaa stuff takes a while to hit me. Plus...you know...he's my brother.

Jul 28, 2009#73

Green_Lantern

*waiting wildsoul pictures*

Jul 28, 2009#74

Cajungal

EEEE!

I love brand new babies. They're like tiny red potatoes!

Jul 28, 2009#75

lafftaff

chakz said:
My brother is about to have a kid. Personally I don't think I quite believe. "My brother? A kid? Go on and pull the other one, it had got bells on." Personally, when I see him with it I think I still won't believe it. "Hey bro, where'd you get the kid?" "My wife's uterus" "Really? naaah, no way that could happen."

yaaaa stuff takes a while to hit me. Plus...you know...he's my brother.

I'm having the same reaction with my sister. She's about 6 months along but I still can't quite grasp the fact that she's going to be a mother. She used to be so adamant about not having kids.

Sadly enough, I'm more exciting about throwing a baby shower. It means I get to bake a bunch. I'm sure I'll be excited about my niece/nephew when they get here though.

Jul 28, 2009#76

Hailey Knight

Cajungal said:
EEEE!

I love brand new babies. They're like tiny red potatoes!

Thank you! I was saying to people that my cousins looked like little potatoes when they were younger and no one understood what I was talking about.

Jul 28, 2009#77

Cajungal

Totally. If you put some chives on their head it would totally complete the look... not that I've ever be-chived a little baby.

Jul 28, 2009#78

Lally

escushion said:
Cajungal said:

EEEE!

I love brand new babies. They're like tiny red potatoes!

Click to expand...

Thank you! I was saying to people that my cousins looked like little potatoes when they were younger and no one understood what I was talking about.

I kind of told my boyfriend's cousin that her baby looked like a conehead while trying to comment on the fact that all newborn babies (that aren't born by c-section, anyway) look like coneheads and I think it's cute.

Jul 28, 2009#79

chakz

Cajungal said:
Totally. If you put some chives on their head it would totally complete the look... not that I've ever be-chived a little baby.

So there are some Cajun recipes your not willing to share eh?

-- Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:57 pm --

lafftaff said:
chakz said:

My brother is about to have a kid. Personally I don't think I quite believe. "My brother? A kid? Go on and pull the other one, it had got bells on." Personally, when I see him with it I think I still won't believe it. "Hey bro, where'd you get the kid?" "My wife's uterus" "Really? naaah, no way that could happen."

yaaaa stuff takes a while to hit me. Plus...you know...he's my brother.

Click to expand...

I'm having the same reaction with my sister. She's about 6 months along but I still can't quite grasp the fact that she's going to be a mother. She used to be so adamant about not having kids.

Sadly enough, I'm more exciting about throwing a baby shower. It means I get to bake a bunch. I'm sure I'll be excited about my niece/nephew when they get here though.

aye, its like "I was there for no girls allowed phase and now your telling me your having a kid? This is prank isn't it?"

Jul 28, 2009#80

Allen, who is Quiet

chakz said:
Cajungal said:

Totally. If you put some chives on their head it would totally complete the look... not that I've ever be-chived a little baby.

Click to expand...

So there are some Cajun recipes your not willing to share eh?

She put on a boil. It was delicious! I have a picture of the main entree:

Jul 28, 2009#81

figmentPez

Allen said:
She put on a boil. It was delicious! I have a picture of the main entree:

That is so weird. I was looking for motivational posters earlier this evening, and I saw one made with that picture...

Jul 28, 2009#82

Green_Lantern said:
*waiting wildsoul pictures*

Posted in her thread but bears repeating here.

Voilà little Lily.

Jul 29, 2009#83

Mr_Chaz

Cajungal said:
EEEE!

I love brand new babies. They're like tiny red potatoes!

Mmm baby salad *drools*

Blame Cajun, not me!

Jul 29, 2009#84

Shegokigo

See? See? I'm not the only one who thinks they're delicious! :humph:

Jul 29, 2009#85

strawman

Shegokigo said:
See? See? I'm not the only one who thinks they're delicious! :humph:

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

I hope the cake was filled with red velvet. I also like how it was photographed from the behind. Whoever took the picture and/or posed the cake must have been thinking, "I want to highlight the best/tastiest side..."

From http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/07/ ... bites.html

Personally I think this one is more disturbing:

Funeral baby, anyone? :zombie:

-Adam

Jul 29, 2009#86

Allen, who is Quiet

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBGIVdNXEIc:3luqt054][/youtube:3luqt054]

Jul 29, 2009#87

Shegokigo

stienman said:
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
-Adam

Jul 29, 2009#88

Cajungal

Mr_Chaz said:
Cajungal said:

EEEE!

I love brand new babies. They're like tiny red potatoes!

Click to expand...

Mmm baby salad *drools*

Blame Cajun, not me!

In APPEARANCE, not flavor, Mr Chaz.
:humph:
they actually taste like chicken

Jul 29, 2009#89

Jake

Cajungal said:
they actually taste like chicken

My money would be on suckling pig.

Jul 29, 2009#90

Hyimi

Jake said:
Cajungal said:

they actually taste like chicken

Click to expand...

My money would be on suckling pig.

I dunno, it seems to me they would be more like veal.

Jul 29, 2009#91

Cajungal

Damnit, I've made myself sad again. :tear:

Jul 29, 2009#92

Espy

My little bundle of joy:

Takes after 'is old man 'e does.

Jul 29, 2009#93

MindDetective

Cute AND disturbing...in multiple ways...

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