(Allen, you're beautiful for getting this brainchild cracking).
#2
Allen, who is Quiet
I'm beautiful for my own reasons, but thank you, all the same.
#3
Hailey Knight
Some of the stuff in Pokemon Heart Gold is glorious for parody. In the beginning town, it seems like everyone has a Pokemon and you're the only one who doesn't, and you're considered a complete loser for it.
Or the guy who beats up his Pokemon for being weak.
Or the guy who says his girlfriend's "heart" spreads as wide as the ocean.
#4
ElJuski
I'm thinking this would have been better as a twitter page. But my fucking god is the world of Pokemon...fucked up