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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...Dylan-to-become-the-voice-of-your-satnav.html

At least he WANTS to.

Man, that would be scary, you'd be all "Hey, I want to to McD's, please!" and the damn thing would be all "Huhn hrghn guy hun huuhn!"

thank you, bob dylan GPS!

Sounds like a great idea!

I'd love to see how this actually turns out. Maybe they can digitally add enunciation?

How many roads must a man drive down...

42?

you troll ¬¬

who?

Morgan Freeman GPS-voice would be awesome.

Also, Mr. T and Eddie Izzard? Why do we not have those here?

''Turn right, foo'!''

300-style Leonidas GPS...

"THIS... IS... YOUR EXIT!!!"

mr_thehun said:

what's wrong with my computer

300 would be the best! it might get you killed but it would be awesome

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Driver: Take me to Taco Bell drive through.
GPS: NO! Tonight we drive through Hell!
Driver: ... Taco Bell
GPS: Hell.
Driver: This is stupid.
GPS: No. This is SPARTA!
Driver: Ugh, I'm going to throw this stupid thing out.
GPS: Do that if you must. But even if you do, the world will know that one GPS stood against a tyrant, that software stood against man, and before this battle was over, proved even a good driver can crash.

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Perhaps I dragged the joke out too much?

I have my TomTom set to the British lady. Sounds more like an advanced computer intelligence that way (even when sending me in loops for no reason on my route). "Take the motorway", "drive straight on", it's like she's talking future talk!

Even if it's impersonators, I want the Sean Connery one, please!

The only way to make that funnier is if Ozzie did one.

Zappit said:

The only way to make that funnier is if Ozzie did one.

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