Awesome! I've read the latest post, and look forward to the rest, but this is great:
"I'd apparently been dragged to girls' night out, surrounded by Japanese girls, which would normally be cool, except that I couldn't understand ANY OF THEM AND ALL THEY DID WAS MAKE FUN OF ME. It got a little better towards the end after they got some drinks in them though.
Also, I've always wondered what the world was like to dogs, and now I imagine I know: It's being surrounded by creatures you cannot understand and you have no idea what's going on, but you're just happy to be there. Every now and then you might hear your name and your perk your ears up to see if anything's happening, and then if not, you just go back to whatever you were doing. That's what a dog's life is like, and that exactly how I feel here."