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If you haven't heard about it, you might have heard about our elected officials' hand wringing about it. Basically, it's Jersey Shore in West Virginia.

I'm double the target demographic, so I'm not going to watch. But I'll leave these here. This is Cara, one of the cast members. She's from Morgantown. Model. Redhead. Interesting person.

So...it's not a show about teeth?

--Patrick

DarkAudit said:

...in West Virginia.

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PatrThom said:

So...it's not a show about teeth?

--Patrick

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I find her very interesting.

In the sexual way.

I'm sexually attracted to her.

I wish to have sexual relations with that woman.

She is so sexy, I hope that we have sex.

As someone that's actually watched the show, I find it impossible to view anyone on it as anything other than incredibly annoying.

Gusto said:

She is so sexy, I hope that we have sex.

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I don't find any of those pictures any more arousing than a commercial for Pantene. Less, actually.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

I don't find any of those pictures any more arousing than a commercial for Pantene. Less, actually.

--Patrick

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I know what you mean. Those shampoo bottles...

PatrThom said:

I don't find any of those pictures any more arousing than a commercial for Pantene. Less, actually.

--Patrick

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I don't actually want to have sex with her. I'm just quoting the Simpsons.

BananaHands would have got it.

Y'all are too busy posting AMA threads to watch. Even ironically. I am disappoint.

Allen who is Quiet said:

I know what you mean. Those shampoo bottles...

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At a medium pace...[DOUBLEPOST=1358162856][/DOUBLEPOST]I had no interest in watching the Jersey Shore, so I'd have even less interest in watching a clone of Jersey Shore.

She's so hot she's making me sexist.

Bitch.