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A new Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie? Yay!

Wait, what's that? Joss Whedon won't be involved, and it's being written by someone with zero experience? Gee... that, um... that sounds great. Yeah.

I'll reserve final judgment for when I see the trailer, but I have almost no hope this is going to be any good.

Huh. Buffy was never a box office hit. It was successful in that it grossed over double its cost, but that was peanuts compared to what studios want these days.

Sounds like it might be a pet project.

Alternately, they're going for a massive reboot and turning her into competition for the recent influx of teenage girl movies and/or comic book hero movies.

Excuse me, must go vomit now.

I really, really, REALLY hope the vampires don't sparkle.

Other than that, it'll probably just be another one of the vampire/werewolf/mummy/lich romance movies that've been way too popular recently. Sigh.

Nile said:

I really, really, REALLY hope the vampires don't sparkle.

Other than that, it'll probably just be another one of the vampire/werewolf/mummy/lich romance movies that've been way too popular recently. Sigh.

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It would kinda rock if she is killing sparkling vampires.

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With Joss's feature film track record, I am not surprised that he was cut out of it.

Joss Whedon wrote Toy Story, bitch.

Also, he's gonna have HUGE success with The Avengers, believe me, it's almost guaranteed even if it ends up sucking... and unless they really, really step on it this movie must be released after Avengers, no?

He worked on the script, it was not his idea, pendejo.

Calleja said:

Joss Whedon wrote a few jokes and possibly edited Toy Story, bitch.

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Fixed that for you.

If this is still the same as what was being reported earlier, it's going to be a reboot based on the Buffy movie, not the TV show, and with a whole new cast. In other words, almost but not totally unlike B:tVS.

Didn't they already do this for seven years?

sixpackshaker said:

With Joss's feature film track record, I am not surprised that he was cut out of it.

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Kind of like he was barred from working on the bigger budget, bigger production of The Avengers?

Or the movie that was created by the pure love from his fans about a show that was supposed to be "so terrible".

escushion;454674][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:

With Joss's feature film track record, I am not surprised that he was cut out of it.

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Kind of like he was barred from working on the bigger budget, bigger production of The Avengers?[/QUOTE]

How did Wonder Woman turn out once the receipts from Serenity came rolling in?

Marvel is taking a huge risk on him. I hope The Avengers works out well, but his rep is a little tainted.

Serenity was never meant for the General public, if you're familiar at all with the process that movie went through for production.

Meh.

They are raping my... what is the word for after childhood?

Cog said:

They are raping my... what is the word for after childhood?

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puberty?

checkeredhat;455123][QUOTE=Cog said:

They are raping my... what is the word for after childhood?

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puberty?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure most of the boys in that age group were busy raping themselves to this show...

Another vampire movie? REALLY?

Jay said:

Another vampire movie? REALLY?

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Maybe they'll add a unique element to it, something we haven't seen much.

Like zombies.

Or teenage romance.

Nobody wants to see vampires get slayed anymore. They just want to see 'em doin' it.