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Bumble, I'm Calling You Out [NSFW]

#1

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

It's you and me.
Tablet vs. Tablet.

It's a Godzilla-Breathing-Flaming-Penises Off!

Pixels will get drawn.
Dinosaurs will rampage.
We will learn lessons about the dangers of atomic warfare.
Tokyo Tower will get cockslapped.

If you think you have the nerve, bring it.

______________________________________________________
Bumble brought it:


And I brought it


#2

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Oh snap!

It's on, sonn!


#3

Vrii

Vrii

I really, really hope that there will be live streaming of both tablets.


#4

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Oh God yes! Stream 'dat shit, son!


#5

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

When I get my computer back tomorrow, I will look into methods and sites for streaming desktops.

So you guys can watch us draw a giant dinosaur.

Also, cocks.


#6



Biannoshufu

what?


#7

PatrThom

PatrThom

I know!

--Patrick


#8

Emrys

Emrys

:popcorn:


#9

Wahad

Wahad

The game is afoot! Or possibly, a-penis.


#10

Emrys

Emrys

The penis is a foot?


#11

Dave

Dave

The penis is a foot?
You wish.


#12

Emrys

Emrys

I'll take less. I'm not too picky.


#13

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Oh jesus, streaming that would be HORRIBLE. You could all openly mock my sloppy PS skills lol

I am so excited to compare our penis dragons, Allen.


#14

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

The penis is a foot?
Man, that brings new meaning to "The hand is on the other foot."


#15

Emrys

Emrys

Man, that brings new meaning to "The hand is on the other foot."
Or "the foot is in the other hand"?


#16

Fun Size

Fun Size

I'm ashamed at how excited this entire premise has me.

Aw Hell, who am I kidding? I'm ashamed of nothing.


#17

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Oh jesus, streaming that would be HORRIBLE. You could all openly mock my sloppy PS skills lol

I am so excited to compare our penis dragons, Allen.
I'm bad at PS too, Bumble. But if the people want to view penises in real-time, we might as well give them what they want.


#18

Emrys

Emrys

I'm bad at PS too, Bumble. But if the people want to view penises in real-time, we might as well give them what they want.
If you go live, you should charge people to watch.
Except for me, of course.


#19

PatrThom

PatrThom

Or "the foot is in the other hand"?
Or 'The left hand knows not what the right is doing.'

--Patrick


#20

Wahad

Wahad

Or ''Putting your foot in your mouth''.


#21



Biannoshufu



#22

PatrThom

PatrThom

Also very, very NSFW and in keeping with B's post, above.

--Patrick


#23



Biannoshufu

oh god I lol'd


#24

Timmus

Timmus

I think to tie this contest into the shoutbox thing you should both have to draw every DnD character you ever played fleeing from the flaming penis spewing Godzillas.


#25

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

...I've never played DnD :(


#26

Timmus

Timmus

Then you have the advantage. Less people for you to draw.


#27

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

...I have a ton of D&D characters.


#28

Timmus

Timmus

and any good Godzilla portrait needs a ton of people fleeing the scene.

It's perfect!


#29

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I promise Godzilla and dicks sometime soon.


#30

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Same here.


#31

tegid

tegid

It better be sooner rather than later! I'm expectant.


#32

PatrThom

PatrThom

Really? Who's the father?

--Patrick


#33

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Probably the guy with the sweet key chain in his drawing


#34

tegid

tegid

No, it's the other one, the blonde guy!


#35

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Thirty minutes, and I shall unveil my beauty.


#36

Cheesy1

Cheesy1



#37

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Twenty-five minutes! WHO WILL WITNESS HISTORY WITH ME
Added at: 21:20
Ten minutes and I shall unleash more penises upon you than you could fathom


#38

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bam.

godzilla.png


#39

Cheesy1

Cheesy1



#40

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Epicness as a closing act is always a good strategy.


#41

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Updated the first post with Bumble's finished picture.


#42

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Before I post anything, I'd like to say a few words.

First, I'd like to thank Bumble for being a good sport and for bringing the heat.
Second, I'd like to thank Gusto for never drawing a penis-breathing Godzilla despite my suggestions.
Third, I'd like to thank everybody else for looking forward to these drawings. I don't know what's up with you guys, but if this is what you want, we will deliver.

That said, here's the drawing:
godzillaBehind.png


#43



Philosopher B.

The radness is overwhelming.

*Tears up*


#44

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Your penises trump mine in sheer girth and awesomeness


#45

Gusto

Gusto

I vote Bumble.

Sorry Allen.


#46

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

I vote Bumble too, so I'm not at all disappointed if other people vote for him.
Added at: 20:28
Although I wasn't aware at all that there was a vote.


#47

Gusto

Gusto

I'm actually disappointed by myself. I told myself at the beginning of February I would make a phantom entry in this, sort of a "A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED" thing.

But I got completely swept up in February Madness that I forgot what I had planned to draw day-to-day.


#48

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

What are your stick-people saying?


#49

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

"Gojira"

ゴジラ


#50

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Classic! I want to give you a gentlemanly handshake. Through the internet.


#51



Iaculus

Sort of wishing that we'd seen a few more Godzilla-breathing flaming penises here...


#52

drifter

drifter

Oh, you'll be seeing more flaming penises all right...

Just like Nick's prom night!



But seriously, expect more cock.


#53

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Classic! I want to give you a gentlemanly handshake. Through the internet.
gentlemanHandshake.png


#54

Gusto

Gusto

wat.


#55

fade

fade

I vote Bumble too, so I'm not at all disappointed if other people vote for him.
Added at: 20:28
Although I wasn't aware at all that there was a vote.
Commie.


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