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Calleja, you aren't alone in your shame

Jul 7, 2009#1

Cuyval Dar

textsfromlastnight said:
(502): Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

:tongue:

Jul 7, 2009#2

Ouch.

Jul 7, 2009#3

CrimsonSoul

I've done that to myself once... I was really horny while my wife was out of town and we were having "interesting" texts :Leyla:

Jul 7, 2009#4

strawman

CrimsonSoul said:
I've done that to myself once... I was really horny while my wife was out of town and we were having "interesting" texts

Ah, so there is deeper meaning to your avatar:

-Adam

Jul 7, 2009#5

ScytheRexx

As embarrassing as it is, this happened to me once too. Sometimes you just gather a lot of pressure, and well, I learned to aim away from my face. :bush:

Jul 7, 2009#6

doomdragon6

Wow. In one fell swoop we've found two more to ridicule.

Jul 8, 2009#7

Bubble181

Wait, I thought we weren't mocking hitting the face, but hitting the eye. I mean, I've hit my *face* more than once. Heck, I once managed to get it in my nasal cavity. That's unpleasant, I assure you.

Jul 8, 2009#8

Calleja

hypocrites

Jul 8, 2009#9

Silver Jelly

I don't seem to be anatomically designed to be able to hit my face. At least, not if I don't try and specifically aim at it!

Jul 8, 2009#10

Terrik

I don't understand what's with all this face hitting. Do you look down the barrel of a gun before you fire? Geez.

Jul 8, 2009#11

Tress

When your list of masturbatory aids includes diving goggles you are doing something very wrong.

Jul 8, 2009#12

Math242

Calleja said:
hypocrites

pansy

Jul 8, 2009#13

TwoBit

Not in the face. Never in the face.

Jul 8, 2009#14

Bubble181

This one's almost SFW except for the URL....

Also NSFW (this one's for the ladies)

Highly NSFW

Obviously NSFW

Jul 8, 2009#15

Cajungal

Terrik said:
I don't understand what's with all this face hitting. Do you look down the barrel of a gun before you fire? Geez.

Maybe they're just curious.

Jul 8, 2009#16

Espy

Hey guys whats going on in thi...

*backs away slowly*

Jul 8, 2009#17

JCM

*cleans hands on Espy´s pants*

Jul 8, 2009#18

Espy

:aaahhh:

Jul 8, 2009#19

Bumble the Boy Wonder

*cleans face on Espy's pants*

Jul 8, 2009#20

Espy

:blue:

Jul 8, 2009#21

Rob King

JCM said:
*cleans hands on Espy´s pants*

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
*cleans face on Espy's pants*

*cleans pants in Espy's machine washer*

(Thanks! Mine's broken.)

Jul 8, 2009#22

Espy

No problem. It's a sweet washer/dryer combo.

Jul 8, 2009#23

zero

Cuyval Dar said:
textsfromlastnight said:

(502): Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

Click to expand...

:tongue:

Am I the only one disturbed by that smiley on this post?

Jul 8, 2009#24

Bumble the Boy Wonder

zero said:
Cuyval Dar said:

textsfromlastnight said:

(502): Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

Click to expand...

:tongue:

Click to expand...

Am I the only one disturbed by that smiley on this post?

...Was I the only one aroused by it?

Jul 8, 2009#25

Cuyval Dar

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
zero said:

[quote="Cuyval Dar":vneg773o]

textsfromlastnight said:

(502): Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

Click to expand...

:tongue:

Click to expand...

Am I the only one disturbed by that smiley on this post?

...Was I the only one aroused by it?[/quote:vneg773o]
Probably not.

Jul 8, 2009#26

ElJuski

Jul 8, 2009#27

Philosopher B.

It boggles my mind how many dudes apparently get man-jam on their mugs. :Leyla:

Seriously, you've got to be careful where you aim that shit.

Jul 8, 2009#28

Cuyval Dar

It boggles MY mind how everyone was hating on Frosty Susan for the same thing that they now admit to doing.

Jul 8, 2009#29

Gurpel

Bubble181 said:
This one's almost SFW except for the URL....

Also NSFW (this one's for the ladies)

Highly NSFW

Obviously NSFW

wow look at how funny those weren't.

Jul 8, 2009#30

Calleja

Cuyval Dar said:
It boggles MY mind how everyone was hating on Frosty Susan for the same thing that they now admit to doing.

Hence my:

Calleja said:
hypocrites

Jul 8, 2009#31

Bowielee

Jul 8, 2009#32

Le Quack

Think of it like this; even when you wash your hands, sometimes you still have trace amounts left.

Jul 9, 2009#33

Bubble181

Cuyval Dar said:
It boggles MY mind how everyone was hating on Frosty Susan for the same thing that they now admit to doing.

We never hated him. We just mocked him.

Jul 9, 2009#34

Dunny

Bubble181 said:
Cuyval Dar said:

It boggles MY mind how everyone was hating on Frosty Susan for the same thing that they now admit to doing.

Click to expand...

We never hated him. We just mocked him.

Exactly. We love Kaleyha. He's just a loveable...thing that's so easy to make fun of...

Jul 9, 2009#35

David

I'M surprised there are so many guys who are apparently capable of shooting far enough to reach the face. I'm suddenly feeling very inadequate :waah:

Unless everyone else is having sex while standing on their head and I've been horribly misinformed about how most people do it.

Jul 9, 2009#36

Le Quack

The distance you shoot your goo is directly related to quality of orgasm.

Or so it is in my case.

Jul 9, 2009#37

Bubble181

The distance you shoot is directly related to how long it's been, and to how interested you are, for me :-P

Jul 9, 2009#38

Jake

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRogmcixV_M:21t2gmvs][/youtube:21t2gmvs]

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