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"Help me! I have a conservative Catholic's hand up my ass!"

"Mel, that's not what she meant by 'shove your fist up her beaver!'"

While not the first time Gibson had fisted some beaver in a park, he had never done it for free.

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To be fair, he's done crazier.

"Holy moly, Mr Gibson! Little Annie is about to buy The Origin of Species!"
"Not if we can help it, Beaver Boy! TO THE CATHOLICAR!!!"

You know you've hit rock bottom when you sign on for a movie with Mel Gibson sticking his hand up your ass.

Mr. Gibson knew his star power was waning as the quality of his beaver was getting shabbier.

"Supporting abstinence was never so-... wait, what?"

"Mel Gibson out for his regular daily jog."

""Fucking beavers. The beavers are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are YOU a beaver?"

So walking through the park one day I saw Mel Gibbson with his fist up a beaver. So I said, "Hey, what's going on here?"

The Beaver replied "Well it's a funny thing, it started out as just a weird bump..."

"To jump-start his career, Mel prepares for the most crucial role in the Caddyshack remake"

"As he ran for his life, Mel realized that maybe his 'Gestapo the Anti-Semitic Beaver' act wasn't the wisest thing to perfom at the annual Rabbi convention."

"Don't jog angry. Don't jog angry!"

Film in review 2011: Clip from Mel Gibson's academy award winning performance in Mr. Watanabe's Lackadaisical Funtime Porno: The Reckoning

And it was at that moment Charles L Beavermen swore off ecstacy.

"I said one more lap around the park motherfucker!"

"This thread is more fucked up than me."

Having recently seen the original superman movie, he tried to run around the earth so quick he would go back in time to when people still respected him, and also to find out where he got this beaver.

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While Gibson may be just the right age to be an old, crazy shell of a man, the beaver is certainly getting too old for this shit.

"That's the last time I let the kids have a Puppet and Super-Glue theme party"

ZenMonkey said:

""Fucking beavers. The beavers are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are YOU a beaver?"

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"One billion children are eaten by beavers every second."

Gibson, dress rehearsing for the new W biopic, consults with Jenna Bush.

"When Mel was told to offer a widow bereavement...

...he thought they said "Beaver Mint".

"Distraction: Maybe they'll forget you hate Jews"

"Suupa Happy Atomikka Beeva Fist, GO!"

Richard! Richard Gere! You dropped this!

A hilarious middle-school misunderstanding on the set of "Benjamin Button 2".

"Man, I really wish I hadn't lost the other one."

"You make one crack about a cop being a Jew, and your career becomes second billing to a puppet..."

"I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life"

"My nipples hurt soooo much."