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You like fuckin' animals? Of course you don't. These people in that Channel 4 story do. It's fucking fascinating. Also, revolting.

26:00 into the story has perhaps the unintentionally funniest thing a person can say in defense of their perversions. Maregasm.

Well, this thread is going to... the dogs.

So many comments I could make I am just going to stick with, ewwww.

But also what kind of news is Channel 4?

I think that about sums up my reaction.

I once saw a video of two men and old lady doing a goat.... This brings back memories of that. Damn you all.

Well I'm less than 3minutes in and I'm already creeped the hell out.

makare said:

So many comments I could make I am just going to stick with, ewwww.

But also what kind of news is Channel 4?

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Channel 4.

what i meant was is it reliable or is it crap news

makare said:

what i meant was is it reliable or is it crap news

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As reliable as any UK news source is. Take that as you will.

The doc is creepy as hell, but it seems completely fair. The creepiness is almost entirely due to the subjects themselves being fucking creepy. The part where the three guys were this close to losing it because the horses were coming to them was chillingly abnormal.

Maybe it's just because that kind of abnormal psyche stuff fascinates the shit out of me that I watched the whole thing.

Amorous Eyes said:

Twice in the past month - and coincidentally both at birthday parties I attended - I commented on the necessary precautions when being taken by a horse. After all, you only want to die a little death.

People asked how I knew such things. I said it was common knowledge.

If you're gonna bring up the subject, don't be aghast when someone actually has some information to share about said subject.


Disclaimer: I don't agree with or condone any kind of human-animal sexual relations.

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Reminds me of this one time I *completely* weirded out everybody around me by explaining the benefits of sex with dolphins. Note that I do not condone, advice, suggest or in any way approve of, sex with dolphins. It's just fun to know useless yet fascinating facts.

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Man, that is one sexy cheetah.

BananaHands said:

Man, that is one sexy cheetah.

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Yes he is...Yes he is.

BananaHands said:

Man, that is one sexy cheetah.

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Listen, I know it's tempting, but if you mess with a known cheetah, you're not allowed to be surprised if it's seeing somebody on the side.

Thought he was into cougars...

SeraRelm said:

Thought he was into cougars...

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That was Fernando...

Geez, It's like Fozzie Bear wrote the material for this thread.

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Fozzie Bear

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I don't think I'd tap that, but, hole permitting, I'd definitely stick an arm in that.

Allen who is Quiet said:

Listen, I know it's tempting, but if you mess with a known cheetah, you're not allowed to be surprised if it's seeing somebody on the side.

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But he's really mature for his age.

So when will the furries come in yelling at us for making jokes about this stuff?

SeraRelm said:

So when will the furries come in yelling at us for making jokes about this stuff?

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This whole thread:

hehe just realized my love sheep av is funny in context of this thread.

You like to have sheep involved in your privates.

That's ufcking gross.

SeraRelm said:

So when will the furries come in yelling at us for making jokes about this stuff?

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I wonder. I'm not sure furries are actually interested in real animals - most I've heard of are more into the whole anthropomorphic animal representation and such; depending on the person anywhere from just catgirls to stuffed-dinosaur-suites...

Bubble181 said:

I wonder. I'm not sure furries are actually interested in real animals - most I've heard of are more into the whole anthropomorphic animal representation and such; depending on the person anywhere from just catgirls to stuffed-dinosaur-suites...

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I seem to remember Pojo would often make this argument before he was run out of the forum.

Honestly when it comes to furries? I don't care. I think it's beyond weird, but I also think a lot of people get up to equally as weird stuff.What bothers me is that people who are into heavy kink or even into stuff like vore, know it's their business and nobody else's and nobody else WANTS to know, where as furries never shut up about it.

Zoophilia is simply creepy as hell though.

Furries, the outgoing cousins of Zoophiles?

Pojodan got ran out? That's too bad; he seemed like a good dude, and he never shoved the furry thing in people's faces as far as I can recall.

drifter said:

... shoved the furry thing in people's faces as far as I can recall.

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Nick, Prom, Night

Unless he changed his name? But I seem to recall he got pretty upset with some of the furry bashing and left.

In before Zorrophilia jokes.

Just Me said:

In before Zorrophilia jokes.

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Just Me said:

In before Zorrophilia jokes.

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