GasBandit never apologizes. You should know that by now. :eyeroll:Krisken said:I'd wait for an apology from those who made unsubstantiated assumptions about who was lying about whether congress members were properly informed, but for some reason I think I'd be wasting my time.
At least it was a slow news week up until Friday. Stewert has a habit of taking the week off when really crazy shit happens. At least this would have had to wait until he was back on Monday anyways.@Li3n said:No mention of the man sized safe in his office?! The Daily Show starts up again next week, right?!
Also, this has got to be the least surprising news ever...
Well, I don't read DailyKos, but I wonder if I put that in google search...TeKeo said:Dude, I'm waiting for the revelation that Cheney had a time-machine in his office, and was personally responsible for JFK's assassination.
It's really going to fuck you up when it turns out that the Time Machine originally belonged to JFK, and that JFK used it first: to assassinate Cheney in 2011.TeKeo said:Dude, I'm waiting for the revelation that Cheney had a time-machine in his office, and was personally responsible for JFK's assassination.
http://www.swans.com/library/art12/hankb01.html Is that what this is? I'm too tired to make any sense of it.Rob King said:It's really going to fuck you up when it turns out that the Time Machine originally belonged to JFK, and that JFK used it first: to assassinate Cheney in 2011.TeKeo said:Dude, I'm waiting for the revelation that Cheney had a time-machine in his office, and was personally responsible for JFK's assassination.
So who warned current-day Cheney?Rob King said:It's really going to smurf you up when it turns out that the Time Machine originally belonged to JFK, and that JFK used it first: to assassinate Cheney in 2011.TeKeo said:Dude, I'm waiting for the revelation that Cheney had a time-machine in his office, and was personally responsible for JFK's assassination.
No, no. Nixon warned him about Harry Whittington. Maybe he uncovered the rest of the plot from Whittington at gunpoint ...TeKeo said:So who warned current-day Cheney?Rob King said:It's really going to smurf you up when it turns out that the Time Machine originally belonged to JFK, and that JFK used it first: to assassinate Cheney in 2011.TeKeo said:Dude, I'm waiting for the revelation that Cheney had a time-machine in his office, and was personally responsible for JFK's assassination.
It must have been NIXON!
That certainly fits with the hypothesis of a time-travel enabled Cheney.The shooting occurred somewhere around 1730 hours and 1830 hours.
Yeah, I have no idea what I just read.Krisken said:http://www.swans.com/library/art12/hankb01.html Is that what this is? I'm too tired to make any sense of it.
Not exactly. They lied to their oversight committee. Power unchecked is power corrupt.Mr_Chaz said:So let me get this straight... a secret intelligent agency had a secret operation, and it wasn't revealed to a non-confidential organisation?
I realise that you want oversight and all, but surely the needs to know principle still applies sometimes?
It would, if the things they needed to keep from us weren't patently illegal or morally reprehensible. 9 times out of 10, these "need to know" programs are ether unethical experimental programs that will never give results, assassination programs, or pork earmarked as a black project to keep it under wraps.Mr_Chaz said:So let me get this straight... a secret intelligent agency had a secret operation, and it wasn't revealed to a non-confidential organisation?
I realise that you want oversight and all, but surely the needs to know principle still applies sometimes?
Right that makes more sense. Yeah, lying to a specific oversight committee is pretty damn out of order.Krisken said:Not exactly. They lied to their oversight committee. Power unchecked is power corrupt.Mr_Chaz said:So let me get this straight... a secret intelligent agency had a secret operation, and it wasn't revealed to a non-confidential organisation?
I realise that you want oversight and all, but surely the needs to know principle still applies sometimes?
Which, admittedly, is like 10 members of Congress and assorted aides, but still.Krisken said:Not exactly. They lied to their oversight committee.Mr_Chaz said:So let me get this straight... a secret intelligent agency had a secret operation, and it wasn't revealed to a non-confidential organisation?
I realise that you want oversight and all, but surely the needs to know principle still applies sometimes?
Rob King said:No, no. Nixon warned him about Harry Whittington. Maybe he uncovered the rest of the plot from Whittington at gunpoint ...TeKeo said:So who warned current-day Cheney?\"Rob King\":3ljk3c0h said:It's really going to smurf you up when it turns out that the Time Machine originally belonged to JFK, and that JFK used it first: to assassinate Cheney in 2011.TeKeo said:Dude, I'm waiting for the revelation that Cheney had a time-machine in his office, and was personally responsible for JFK's assassination.
It must have been NIXON!
According to wikipedia ...
That certainly fits with the hypothesis of a time-travel enabled Cheney.[/quote:3ljk3c0h]The shooting occurred somewhere around 1730 hours and 1830 hours.
So if he got the rest from Whittington, we can assume that Cheney was attempting to prevent JFK from even getting in the time machine. Otherwise, JFK will assassinate him anyway in 2011.
This would further imply that Cheney finnangled out the secret of the Kennedy cloning banks from Whittington and had RFK assassinated later just to make sure.
Oh god. I'm having trouble keeping up.TeKeo said:So if he got the rest from Whittington, we can assume that Cheney was attempting to prevent JFK from even getting in the time machine. Otherwise, JFK will assassinate him anyway in 2011.
This would further imply that Cheney finnangled out the secret of the Kennedy cloning banks from Whittington and had RFK assassinated later just to make sure.
I imagine Nixon is trying to ensure that Cheney is present to prevent the event that Kennedy-Prime is looking to ensure in the future. The entire Iraq operations (both of them) were clearly intended to be hunting down KP's remaining cloning tanks, with the last one obviously somewhere in Iran.Rob King said:Oh, the questions. What is Nixon's real involvement? Is it possible that Watergate was a conspiracy to discredit Nixon? Was Kennedy Prime evil, or just misunderstood? Can the clone-hunting be tied to operations in Iraq or Afghanistan? Who else knows? Could Obama possibly be from the future, sent back to sort this whole mess out? And what is the status of Whittington now? Obviously he doesn't pose a threat or Cheney would have finished the job. Could he have replaced him with a doppelganger?
What if they already have?@Li3n said:Doesn't really matter... next time someone uses a time machine it will all change anyhow...
This is only true if the very act of using a time-machine has a destabilizing effect on absolutely everything in the new version of the timeline, as opposed to the time traveller needing to actually do something (besides simple observation, which could be sufficient).@Li3n said:Because if the status quo stayed the same then we'd be living in a universe with a stable time line, and thus no changes to the past could be made (unless they created another dimension)...
I don't like how most Science Fiction deals with time travel. I subscribe more to the inevitability of time. Kind of like in 12 Monkeys.TeKeo said:This is only true if the very act of using a time-machine has a destabilizing effect on absolutely everything in the new version of the timeline, as opposed to the time traveller needing to actually do something (besides simple observation, which could be sufficient).@Li3n said:Because if the status quo stayed the same then we'd be living in a universe with a stable time line, and thus no changes to the past could be made (unless they created another dimension)...
If I take a time-machine right now, go back to my grandparents' time and change the strawberry jam in my grandfather's sandwich to orange marmalade (which he also loves), it's highly unlikely that events will be sufficiently disturbed to have any effect on Cheney's and KP's decisions to use their time-machines.
Or then again, it might. Either way, it wasn't the time machine that caused the change, it was what I did with it.
That's one of the most depressing things ever... because if the past is inevitable so is the future... unless it's simply a paradox prevention mechanism that prevents one from screwing up time (like let's say that you can't go back to kill Hitler because then you'd have no reason to go back in the first place, but you could change stuff by accident, even kill Hitler if you where there for other, unrelated reasons).I subscribe more to the inevitability of time
Exactly. Well, let's make no bones about it: if we ever developed a time machine, and it turned out that the timeline IS inevitable, then it would be the catalyst for widespread fatalism. It would be difficult to live your life with knowledge of the future, but we as a race would get over it some way or another.@Li3n said:That's one of the most depressing things ever... because if the past is inevitable so is the future... unless it's simply a paradox prevention mechanism that prevents one from screwing up time (like let's say that you can't go back to kill Hitler because then you'd have no reason to go back in the first place, but you could change stuff by accident, even kill Hitler if you where there for other, unrelated reasons).I subscribe more to the inevitability of time
Exactly. Well, let's make no bones about it: if we ever developed a time machine, and it turned out that the timeline IS inevitable, then it would be the catalyst for widespread fatalism. It would be difficult to live your life with knowledge of the future, but we as a race would get over it some way or another.[/quote:1zj5t65t]Rob King said:[quote="@Li3n":1zj5t65t]That's one of the most depressing things ever... because if the past is inevitable so is the future... unless it's simply a paradox prevention mechanism that prevents one from screwing up time (like let's say that you can't go back to kill Hitler because then you'd have no reason to go back in the first place, but you could change stuff by accident, even kill Hitler if you where there for other, unrelated reasons).I subscribe more to the inevitability of time
Get over it or not, it wouldn't be a question, we'd just check the future to see, and then just do it... BORING....Rob King said:Exactly. Well, let's make no bones about it: if we ever developed a time machine, and it turned out that the timeline IS inevitable, then it would be the catalyst for widespread fatalism. It would be difficult to live your life with knowledge of the future, but we as a race would get over it some way or another.
Sure, that might happen... and 10 minutes later everyone that read it would be killed by house of mouse ninja sleeper agents... and Walt Disney's frozen head would mysteriously start smirking.Hrm... For some reason I read the title as "Disney kept CIA program from Congress, source says."
This still has nothing to do with the Pelosi issue. They aren't talking about the torture program, apparently this was related to an assassination program going after Al Qaeda leaders.Krisken said:I'd wait for an apology from those who made unsubstantiated assumptions about who was lying about whether congress members were properly informed, but for some reason I think I'd be wasting my time.
It's such a stretch they lied about that too? Since we're not given any evidence to the contrary either way, and the CIA has already shown their dishonesty when dealing with oversight, I see no reason to take them at their word. Especially when another Senator Bob Graham, known for meticulous notes on what happens when, said he was given the wrong dates for when briefings occurred.Shakey said:This still has nothing to do with the Pelosi issue. They aren't talking about the torture program, apparently this was related to an assassination program going after Al Qaeda leaders.Krisken said:I'd wait for an apology from those who made unsubstantiated assumptions about who was lying about whether congress members were properly informed, but for some reason I think I'd be wasting my time.
It's unclear whether this was even illegal. Apparently if it is considered to be sensitive enough, and a leak is possible, they don't have to disclose it to congress. If Cheney did something illegal, I say go after him. I just don't want this to push aside the whole issue with Pelosi.
Hard to keep them at their word. However, I'm sure I'll still hear how the CIA is more reliable.Senator Graham said:"When this issue started to resurface I called the appropriate people in the agency and said I would like to know the dates from your records that briefings were held," Graham recalled. "And they contacted me and gave me four dates -- two in April '02 and two in September '02. Now, one of the things I do, and for which I have taken some flack, is keep a spiral notebook of what I do throughout the day. And so I went through my records and through a combination of my daily schedule, which I keep, and my notebooks, I confirmed and the CIA agreed that my notes were accurate; that three of those four dates there had been no briefing. There was only one day that I had been briefed, which was September the 27th of 2002."
I'm not saying they are more reliable, just saying these are two different issues. The CIA wasn't lying when they said it wasn't their policy to withhold information. This was a program that Cheney told them not to tell congress about. It wasn't their decision. Pelosi also has a lot more to gain by saying she was never told about torture. What does the CIA gain by saying she was told? They aren't going to be prosecuted for anything either way. That is the only reason I hesitate to take her side.Krisken said:It's such a stretch they lied about that too? Since we're not given any evidence to the contrary either way, and the CIA has already shown their dishonesty when dealing with oversight, I see no reason to take them at their word. Especially when another Senator Bob Graham, known for meticulous notes on what happens when, said he was given the wrong dates for when briefings occurred.Shakey said:This still has nothing to do with the Pelosi issue. They aren't talking about the torture program, apparently this was related to an assassination program going after Al Qaeda leaders.Krisken said:I'd wait for an apology from those who made unsubstantiated assumptions about who was lying about whether congress members were properly informed, but for some reason I think I'd be wasting my time.
It's unclear whether this was even illegal. Apparently if it is considered to be sensitive enough, and a leak is possible, they don't have to disclose it to congress. If Cheney did something illegal, I say go after him. I just don't want this to push aside the whole issue with Pelosi.
Hard to keep them at their word. However, I'm sure I'll still hear how the CIA is more reliable.Senator Graham said:"When this issue started to resurface I called the appropriate people in the agency and said I would like to know the dates from your records that briefings were held," Graham recalled. "And they contacted me and gave me four dates -- two in April '02 and two in September '02. Now, one of the things I do, and for which I have taken some flack, is keep a spiral notebook of what I do throughout the day. And so I went through my records and through a combination of my daily schedule, which I keep, and my notebooks, I confirmed and the CIA agreed that my notes were accurate; that three of those four dates there had been no briefing. There was only one day that I had been briefed, which was September the 27th of 2002."
I'm not saying they are more reliable, just saying these are two different issues. The CIA wasn't lying when they said it wasn't their policy to withhold information. This was a program that Cheney told them not to tell congress about. It wasn't their decision. Pelosi also has a lot more to gain by saying she was never told about torture. What does the CIA gain by saying she was told? They aren't going to be prosecuted for anything either way. That is the only reason I hesitate to take her side.[/quote]Shakey said:Hard to keep them at their word. However, I'm sure I'll still hear how the CIA is more reliable.