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Colorado Police arrest port-a-potty spy

Jun 27, 2011#1

Chad Sexington

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/24/us-colorado-toilet-crime-idUSTRE75N67Q20110624

My favourite part of this is the following line from the article:

"An astute officer realized that he resembled the portable toilet suspect," Boulder police said in a news release.

How astute do you have to be to think that the half-naked man covered in poo might be worth looking into? I mean, really. Even if there was no suspect, some shit is up. (Pun not intended.)

Jun 27, 2011#2

strawman

Jun 27, 2011#3

Dave

There are some fetishes I understand. This is not one of them.

Jun 28, 2011#4

Philosopher B.

"An astute officer realized that he resembled the portable toilet suspect," Boulder police said in a news release.

You might say the guy was ...

shit out of luck.

:csi:

Jun 28, 2011#5

Chibibar

I wonder if the guy went "Aw crap!" after seeing the officer AFTER crawling out of the shit hole.

Jun 28, 2011#6

sixpackshaker

I'd hate to have that shitty outlook on life.

Jun 28, 2011#7

Jay

One of the most famous ninja kills of all time was a ninja hiding in the "porta-potty" of a samurai lord's house. He waited there for an entire day until the lord needed to take card of business and proceeded to stab upwards and kill his target.

Alas I don't think this guy was a ninja.

Jun 28, 2011#8

General Specific

The guard tried unsuccessfully to apprehend him as he ran from the festival grounds.

Yeah because who really wants to catch a guy covered in shit?

Jun 28, 2011#9

Dave

Users found this page by searching for: colorado port a potty spy

Jun 28, 2011#10

sixpackshaker

Paraphilia is a disease

that was one of the best message board handles that I ever saw.

Of course coprophilia will lead to diseases.

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