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So I'll play along. Ask your questions. And answer them, as well.

If you answer them honestly and truthfully, so will I. Because really, it's all about you.

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Are you a sexy beast?

I know I am.

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Not lately, no.

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Damn, I should have saved my question from the other thread. rly:

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As they say in LoTRO, this entity is tapped.

but you're welcome to whatever sexual fantasies you like.

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Crone said:

but you're welcome to whatever sexual fantasies you like.

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I thank you kindly.

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How in the world did the inexplicable Chaz/Crone hate fest get started?

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Soliloquy said:

How in the world did the inexplicable Chaz/Crone hate fest get started?

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Curious. Were you planning on answering this one?

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Wait, I have a real one! Seeing as you and your partner are a bit more stacked in the X chromosome department than is generally conducive to reproduction amongst yourselves, how did your little bundle of joy come to be? Adoption, or did one of you do the pregnancy thing? Genuinely curious.

To fulfill my end, I had sex with my wife at least twice (that I recall) and she gestated and delivered the beasts (C-section each time, not by choice).

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Crone;257485][quote=Soliloquy said:

How in the world did the inexplicable Chaz/Crone hate fest get started?

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Curious. Were you planning on answering this one?[/QUOTE]

I would if I could. I think it had something do do with a flame war going a bit too far into personal issues, but I don't know any of the specifics.

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Soliloquy said:

How in the world did the inexplicable Chaz/Crone hate fest get started?

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I don't hate. I just get annoyed.

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Jake said:

Wait, I have a real one! Seeing as you and your partner are a bit more stacked in the X chromosome department than is generally conducive to reproduction amongst yourselves, how did your little bundle of joy come to be? Adoption, or did one of you do the pregnancy thing? Genuinely curious.

To fulfill my end, I had sex with my wife at least twice (that I recall) and she gestated and delivered the beasts (C-section each time, not by choice).

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Pregnancy. She is the birth mother, by a donor through https://www.pacrepro.com/index.php

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Chazwozel;257498][quote=Soliloquy said:

How in the world did the inexplicable Chaz/Crone hate fest get started?

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I don't hate. I just get annoyed.[/QUOTE]


Totally this.

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When you gonna let me tap that?

My answer: When you buy me dinner.

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ThatNickGuy said:

When you gonna let me tap that?

My answer: When you buy me dinner.

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http://www.halforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=257459&postcount=5

though I suppose if you manage to ... no, on second though only Shegokigo could have ever done that, and we hate each other now.

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Crone said:

Pregnancy. She is the birth mother, by a donor through https://www.pacrepro.com/index.php

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Interesting. In undergrad there was a group of us informally called the "weed whackers"... and that's probably enough said.

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Jake;257515][quote=Crone said:

Pregnancy. She is the birth mother, by a donor through https://www.pacrepro.com/index.php

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Interesting. In undergrad there was a group of us informally called the "weed whackers"... and that's probably enough said.[/QUOTE]

I donated blood. But yes, I got that

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is my dog adorable?

answer: Yes

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Can we see more pictures of the little bundles of joy? ^_^

No, you cannot. But for the record, I looked like Sting with carrot hair.

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North_Ranger said:

Can we see more pictures of the little bundles of joy? ^_^

No, you cannot. But for the record, I looked like Sting with carrot hair.

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Yeah sure, but this is crone's thread.



I call this one, "Blue Steel"

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phil said:

is my dog adorable?

answer: Yes

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aww

absolutely.

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North_Ranger said:

Can we see more pictures of the little bundles of joy? ^_^

No, you cannot. But for the record, I looked like Sting with carrot hair.

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No, sorry.

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Crone said:

though I suppose if you manage to ... no, on second though only Shegokigo could have ever done that, and we hate each other now.

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That hate, is one sided my dear.

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Shegokigo;257615][quote=Crone said:

though I suppose if you manage to ... no, on second though only Shegokigo could have ever done that, and we hate each other now.

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That hate, is one sided my dear. [/QUOTE]

I'd believe you, except I sent a very long pm (drunken, admittedly) that basically bared my heart to you, and heard no reply. Chilling silence, in fact, became its own reply.

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Why "crone"?

stienman came from some dark recess of my teenage mind back in the age of BBS's. I somehow still connection it to The Ghost Busters, but I can't find out how/why now. It is not connected to the beer stein, though it is fortuitous that I put the i before e as it's easily differentiable in google searches from all the other steinmans out there.

What new and/or interesting thing did your child(ren?) learn today?

My sister in law stopped by with her friend and his Harley motorcycle, and the kids spent a good 15 minutes crawing all over it asking about all the bits and pieces.

-Adam

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Are you and your partner going to have any more children?



I'm done with this whole pregnancy thing. Two kids are enough and on top of it I'm getting too old for this shit. My husband is getting a vasectomy in the near future.

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Q)have you ever not wanted to maybe sometimes not kill a sleepy turtle?


A) sure I have thought about killing a turtle before

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stienman said:

Why "crone"?

What new and/or interesting thing did your child(ren?) learn today?


-Adam

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it goes way back to Skurtz insulting any anime/manga loving girl as a teenage catgirl.


Asia is not in California. And also, that strawberry jam and sugar and white bread do not become powdered jelly doughnuts.

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WildSoul said:

Are you and your partner going to have any more children?

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things we ponder in the dead of night. I dunno.

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hylian said:

have you ever not wanted to maybe sometimes not kill a sleepy turtle?

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Are you going to answer this question?

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What is the "darndest" thing your kids have said (that you recall)?

Childless. Ask again in 2019.

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What was the worst food-based decision you ever made?

For me, it was getting into my car after a night of heavy drinking and deciding that the Italian combo with mayo from Subway that I bought the night before would still be good eating.

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Are you still depressed? I remember a certain picture you posted once that I genuinely hope was a 'shop.

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Is the concept of this thread too hard to grasp for some people?

Sure seems like it.

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Or maybe, just maybe people were reading through 20 of these and didn't bother to read the rule-bends in the rule-bending ones.

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North_Ranger said:

What is the "darndest" thing your kids have said (that you recall)?

Childless. Ask again in 2019.

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Nothing terrible yet, but I did get a lot of stares in the grocery queue when he said "Shit mommy, Shit!" instead of sit... (he wanted to sit in the buggy car cart)

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Fun Size said:

What was the worst food-based decision you ever made?

For me, it was getting into my car after a night of heavy drinking and deciding that the Italian combo with mayo from Subway that I bought the night before would still be good eating.

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I make horrific food decisions all the time, as I'm learning to [STRIKE]deep fry things that shouldn't be eaten[/STRIKE] cook , but lately it was fried country potatoes, chili, eggs, tomatoes, tortillas, a shit tonne of chili powder I get from a farmers market, and bacon.

really bad idea, but I'm in the "oh, can I cook that? would that go well with this? Imma try!" phase

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fade said:

Are you still depressed? I remember a certain picture you posted once that I genuinely hope was a 'shop.

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Are you going to answer that question?
:WTongue:

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Shegokigo said:

Is the concept of this thread too hard to grasp for some people?

Sure seems like it.

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Reading is hard. like, reading pm's. And replying to them too, I bet.

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Would you still eat meat if you had to kill the animal yourself?

Probably, but I guess I'd eat less meat then.

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Andi said:

Would you still eat meat if you had to kill the animal yourself?

Probably, but I guess I'd eat less meat then.

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Would it shock you to know that for a while I was a member of the NRA?

Also? field prepping an elk is something I discovered I only wanted to do once. Thank god I was with a group.

" keep rolling the innards from the cavity to the ground. Pull gently on the intestines to pull the anus and attached penis out through the body cavity"

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Crone;258673][quote=Andi said:

Would you still eat meat if you had to kill the animal yourself?

Probably, but I guess I'd eat less meat then.

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Would it shock you to know that for a while I was a member of the NRA?

Also? field prepping an elk is something I discovered I only wanted to do once. Thank god I was with a group.

" keep rolling the innards from the cavity to the ground. Pull gently on the intestines to pull the anus and attached penis out through the body cavity"

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Shouldn't it be us who ask the questions? No, it wouldn't shock me.

And yeah... Preparing an animal so that it can be eaten is not something beautiful to do/behold.

Do you like crying?

It depends on the tears. Sometimes I wish I could just release blocked feelings by just crying. (Solly fol bad engrish)

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Crone said:

Reading is hard. like, reading pm's. And replying to them too, I bet.

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Interesting that you're upset with me, over a PM I never recieved.

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Shegokigo;258738][quote=Crone said:

Reading is hard. like, reading pm's. And replying to them too, I bet.

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Interesting that you're upset with me, over a PM I never recieved. [/QUOTE]

Well she should be! You never responded to any of my PMs, and I sent them all to the 'special' address you set up just for me: ElJuski.

:humph:

-Adam

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Yeah, you never replied to my PM either :-(

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Alright, everyone calm down. I'll settle this. I'll just need Shego and Crone to forward any and all correspondence between them (along with any pictures attached, for the sake of completeness), and I'll sort through it and figure out how we can get these two crazy kids over all of this.

Man, the things I'm willing to do to keep the peace around here.

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Q- If you had to give yourself a percentage value to your sexual orientation, what do you think that would be?

A- I call myself straight, and I have never had a lesbian relationship, but there has been interest in rare females here and there over the years so I would say that were the circumstances right, I just might dabble. If I were to give it a numerical value, I'd say probably 90% straight.

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Do you miss anyone from the KK days?

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My thread, my rules.

"like" crying? no, not the act itself.

Yes, the JCM who had a nicer of humor and didn't start wargarbbling right off the bat because he thought everything was a personal attack.

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Crone said:

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fade said:

Are you still depressed? I remember a certain picture you posted once that I genuinely hope was a 'shop.

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Are you going to answer that question?
:WTongue:

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Sure. I occasionally get really depressed. I was pretty much constantly depressed until about halfway through college. I loved it though, because it was such good inspiration. I look back at my journals from that time and I wish I could write like that again.

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fade;259101][quote=Crone said:

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fade said:

Are you still depressed? I remember a certain picture you posted once that I genuinely hope was a 'shop.

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Are you going to answer that question?
:WTongue:

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Sure. I occasionally get really depressed. I was pretty much constantly depressed until about halfway through college. I loved it though, because it was such good inspiration. I look back at my journals from that time and I wish I could write like that again.[/QUOTE]

I'm not depressed. Psychotic, maybe, but happily so.

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Laurelai said:

Q- If you had to give yourself a percentage value to your sexual orientation, what do you think that would be?

A- I call myself straight, and I have never had a lesbian relationship, but there has been interest in rare females here and there over the years so I would say that were the circumstances right, I just might dabble. If I were to give it a numerical value, I'd say probably 90% straight.

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i totally missed this.

I'm pansexual.

Though I prefer women

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Shegokigo;258738][quote=Crone said:

Reading is hard. like, reading pm's. And replying to them too, I bet.

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Interesting that you're upset with me, over a PM I never recieved. [/QUOTE]

hilarious, but to give you benefit of the doubt I re-sent it. Reply, or suffering my bacon filled squirrelly wrath.

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Bubble181 said:

Yeah, you never replied to my PM either :-(

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I read almost every pm, but I dont always reply. Sorry.

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Fun Size said:

Alright, everyone calm down. I'll settle this. I'll just need Shego and Crone to forward any and all correspondence between them (along with any pictures attached, for the sake of completeness), and I'll sort through it and figure out how we can get these two crazy kids over all of this.

Man, the things I'm willing to do to keep the peace around here.

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I'm sorry but after making fun of a dead womans vagina, nothing you say will ever not be creepy again.

Who do you think is the creepiest person on HF?

I'm nominating me.

Who be the person in these Halforums that ye would most like to meet in person - or have already?

Thar be far too many. Ye crazy monkey cat lady, by all rights, but also JCM, Bubble and Cajun.

Also, I be interested t' know what a bacon-filled squirrelly wrath entails...

bhamv3 said:

Who do you think is the creepiest person on HF?

I'm nominating me.

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Pretty sure I still think Fun Size. Or Mav, for reasons which can be found in my halforums wiki entry, but you're way down on the list.

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North_Ranger said:

Who be the person in these Halforums that ye would most like to meet in person - or have already?

Also, I be interested t' know what a bacon-filled squirrelly wrath entails...

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Honestly, I love you all, from a distance. So I suppose I'd hold a party for everyone, or none. Though I may start throwing punches.

Pretty much what it says. Imagine a pissed off squirrel, like Foamy, bacon powered.

That be BRILLIANT, lass!

With yer bacon power an' me irradiated-peasoup-powered squirrel mutants, we could be unstoppable!

We must join forces, fer much booty!

North_Ranger said:

That be BRILLIANT, lass!

With yer bacon power an' me irradiated-peasoup-powered squirrel mutants, we could be unstoppable!

We must join forces, fer much booty!

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Why would I join forces with those that I oppose?

*ninjastab*

ARRR! Thar be a traitor in our midst! Have at thee!

*fires a cannon*

North_Ranger said:

ARRR! Thar be a traitor in our midst! Have at thee!

*fires a cannon*

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*fades away into the night*

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Crone;259136][quote=Fun Size said:

Alright, everyone calm down. I'll settle this. I'll just need Shego and Crone to forward any and all correspondence between them (along with any pictures attached, for the sake of completeness), and I'll sort through it and figure out how we can get these two crazy kids over all of this.

Man, the things I'm willing to do to keep the peace around here.

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I'm sorry but after making fun of a dead womans vagina, nothing you say will ever not be creepy again.[/QUOTE]

Prude.

Crone;259357][quote=North_Ranger said:

ARRR! Thar be a traitor in our midst! Have at thee!

*fires a cannon*

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*fades away into the night*[/QUOTE]

Are you coming on to me?

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Oh right. TLAP. ARRRGH you coming on to me?

fade;259474][quote=Crone;259357][quote=North_Ranger said:

ARRR! Thar be a traitor in our midst! Have at thee!

*fires a cannon*

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*fades away into the night*[/QUOTE]

Are you coming on to me?

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Oh right. TLAP. ARRRGH you coming on to me?[/QUOTE]

you really fail in this thread.

Well to answer my own question. Yes. I'm always coming onto you.

fade said:

Well to answer my own question. Yes. I'm always coming onto you.

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As long as it's not on.

And the use of the word predates you, so no. I generally don't find myself attracted to two dimensional characters.

If you had to choose, would you rather be never alone or always alone? You have no other choices, nor can you amend them in any way.

I'm a hermit, so... always alone.

that would mean giving up my family. I've been around others quite a bit, and can tune everyone out when I need a few minutes. But I love my little family too much.

Quite glad to see you're happy with your family. I was worried about you now and then, but I knew you wouldn't go down easy.