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I was in the supermarket with my mother and I had a thought cross my mind........What do people really think of breast implants? I saw a chick on a french magazine cover sporting the most amazing bikini I've ever seen by Ed Hardy and Her boobs were so fake lol !!! I was wondering do the boobs enhance this bikini or would normal boobies do it the same amount of Justice????

......So I am asking for Everyone's opinion What do Men and Women really think of Fake Breasts?

......yes totally random but I'm real curious about this. So please let me know.....do u think they are ugly...or not? and HOw big is too big?

Sorry for the randomness I thought this would be an interesting topic!

I use to think they were ok but now my opinion on them is clouded.....Everyone in my family of In Laws has fake boobs but me and they say my day will come and I will jump on board! I'm not so sure about this lol.......So yeah can't wait to hear what people have to say !

As long as you can touch them, they are real.


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I am not a huge fan of them. I wish they would only be done when women need to even things out, or if they really have breast so small that it makes them uncomfortable.

You should get triple E's

Chazwozel said:

You should get triple E's

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Im not buying any thanks though lol.......Seriously what is yall's opinion ....Are they hot or a turn off? Ur men u should know!

As far as looks, I guess they're about the same. Feel? I have no first-hand experience (unless I did and didn't know it, in which case they are the same, but I don't know!!). As a thing, I wish women didn't feel like they had to get them to conform to society's idea of beauty. Not saying everyone that gets implants does it because they think they're not attractive, but I feel bad for the women that do.

darkangel6988;344583][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

You should get triple E's

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Im not buying any thanks though lol.......Seriously what is yall's opinion ....Are they hot or a turn off? Ur men u should know![/QUOTE]


I'm happy as long as they're perky and not fried eggs on a nail.

The Lovely Boner said:

As far as looks, I guess they're about the same. Feel? I have no first-hand experience (unless I did and didn't know it, in which case they are the same, but I don't know!!). As a thing, I wish women didn't feel like they had to get them to conform to society's idea of beauty. Not saying everyone that gets implants does it because they think they're not attractive, but I feel bad for the women that do.

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But what if the woman was smaller than average.....Cuz i know a girl who had 3 kids and she had small breasts before slightly larger during her pregnancies and now that shes' had the 3 kids her boobs have turned to absolute nothing....That's hard on a woman.....In that case you'd think she buy small ones to regain the look she once had. It would be helpful to her self esteem I think! In that case.......BUying them just to buy them is another story though but some ladies actually have to buy them in order to feel feminine!

The fake ones are a bit surprising. They are too hard (I guess those are the silicone ones.)

Chazwozel;344588][QUOTE=darkangel6988;344583][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

You should get triple E's

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Im not buying any thanks though lol.......Seriously what is yall's opinion ....Are they hot or a turn off? Ur men u should know![/QUOTE]


I'm happy as long as they're perky and not fried eggs on a nail.[/QUOTE]


OMG ! LOL! FRIED EGGS ON A NAIL!!!!!! maybe I was too quick to judge you Chaz cuz THAT SHIT IS FUNNY LOL !

In my opinion, it's a question of statistics. Some men like big boobs regardless of authenticity, some men find fake breasts uncomfortable. Personally, I think the former are way the majority, by far and large. It's kinda sad to be honest, but that's my view and experience.

On the off chance someone can't read my personal preference in the above, I decline to comment.

I mean, you know, boobs are pretty sweet.

TommiR said:

In my opinion, it's a question of statistics. Some men like big boobs regardless of authenticity, some men find fake breasts uncomfortable. Personally, I think the former are way the majority, by far and large. It's kinda sad to be honest, but that's my view and experience.

On the off chance someone can't read my personal preference in the above, I decline to comment.

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U dont need to decline to comment.....As a woman with a rather small chest and a small frame for that matter I'ts hard on us at times to be so lil and Yeah I figure most like em big....I'm very appreciative of your sincere opinion. Thank you

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ElJuski said:

I mean, you know, boobs are pretty sweet.

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I suppose but small or large , fake or real that is the question here lol !

It's a matter of proportions for me. If the breasts are in proportion to the bearer's body structure, it's beautiful. Obviously fake big breasts (i.e. racks you could use as substitute bean bag chairs) are actually a massive turn-off for me.

Yeah proportion is important if I added a cup size I'd fall over loL !

Breast implants are like steroids at the Olynpics. Gold Medal until soneone finds out.

I hate hate hate fake boobs... it feels like I'm grabbing... well, a bag of silicone. Seriously, it's not the same at all. That's me, though, most of my friends don't care.

Honestly I couldn't care less. I've know women with them and women without them... the tendency for things like confidence issues seemed about the same ether way. That being said, make sure you go to a decent surgeon if your going to get them. Most men probably don't care about whether you have implants or not, but they will ALL notice a nasty scar from a bad surgery.

North_Ranger said:

It's a matter of proportions for me. If the breasts are in proportion to the bearer's body structure, it's beautiful. Obviously fake big breasts (i.e. racks you could use as substitute bean bag chairs) are actually a massive turn-off for me.

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Pretty much this.

I'd like to add that if they're too far apart, I'll be secretly laughing at them.

AshburnerX said:

Honestly I couldn't care less. I've know women with them and women without them... the tendency for things like confidence issues seemed about the same ether way. That being said, make sure you go to a decent surgeon if your going to get them. Most men probably don't care about whether you have implants or not, but they will ALL notice a nasty scar from a bad surgery.

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Oh helllllll no i aint buying fake ones.......I'll stay small chested thank you very much I was just curious about opinions on the subject lol. I got booty and no boobs I will love my butt instead and just deal with the boobs. If I bought some i'd look retarded I'm wayyyyyyyyyyy to small framed lol . ICKY!

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BlackCrossCrusader;344604][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

It's a matter of proportions for me. If the breasts are in proportion to the bearer's body structure, it's beautiful. Obviously fake big breasts (i.e. racks you could use as substitute bean bag chairs) are actually a massive turn-off for me.

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Pretty much this.

I'd like to add that if they're too far apart, I'll be secretly laughing at them. [/QUOTE]

Lmao that can never be good lol!

Here is the pic of the bikini I speak of In which big boobs did enhance the look of it........Sure would love to have this bikini just not sure if I was built properly to sport it........big boobs did make it look nicer though lol .

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They are either proportional or gross. In the case of proportional they must be done well.

I say nobody really needs them unless it's someone like your friend. She could get C cups and be fine.

What is with the C Cup what is wrong with B?

My wife has a C cup so that's the perfect size.

It ultimately doesn't matter to me. I'm not gonna dump a swell gal because her tits aren't the right size, and I certainly won't put up with a bitch because hers are.

I would also like to add that I think small tits are just peachy.

Being married to a larger woman (natural 52DD) - she constantly has back issues due to them being so large and is talking about getting a reduction in size to something more "average."

Me personally, I like proportional to body size.

Boobs are great but when they have a canyon between them and they stick out in different directions you have gone to far. That is my humble opinion.

Gruebeard said:

I would also like to add that I think small tits are just peachy.

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I agree.


If we're talking about getting implants, I'm wondering if breast implants still have a risk of making a woman unable to breast feed, or if advances have made that a non-issue. Maybe it's because my mom was a Le Leche League district coodinatior during my toddler years, and the message that "breast milk is best" got drilled into my head as a small kid, but I think that doing what is best for any future child's health is far more important than appearance.

Then there's the risk involved with any sort of surgery, and implants don't last forever, so when a woman gets them she's committing to at least a removal surgery in X number of years, with the risk and expense of that. I just can't see the costs being worth the gain in many, if not most, circumstances.


As for a woman that already has them, I don't know. If she's happy with herself, then there are a lot more important things to me than her breast size and if she has implants or not.

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Espy said:

Boobs are great but when they have a canyon between them and they stick out in different directions you have gone to far. That is my humble opinion.

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Or the opposite, when they kind of merge in the center to form a uni-boob. That's kind of creepy looking.

Gruebeard said:

It ultimately doesn't matter to me. I'm not gonna dump a swell gal because her tits aren't the right size, and I certainly won't put up with a bitch because hers are.

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I'd like to clarify my position by saying that this is my view as well. Cup size is only one issue in determining physical attractiveness, and physical attractiveness carries only so much (or so little) weight when long-term partnerships are concerned.

That being said, I'm of the opinion that bigger is better, within reason.

I don't understand how women with smaller breasts could feel insecure or bad about it. Huge ones can be a pain. I'm not saying I would trade my situation for someone else's, but the perks (pun possibly intended) of having cute little ones are great. I can't even fathom the feeling of going outside without a bra and not feeling insecure... plus there's less fear of back problems and maybe even less sagginess. I've just seen some women go for cheap jobs, and they look ridiculous. I think it's less expensive and healthier all around to just count your blessings and try and be happy with yourself. But then, I don't know what I'd do if I actually had the money to get the fat sucked out of me. Maybe I wouldn't be so high-and-mighty about it...

Ultimately, I think that most cosmetic surgery is a waste of time. Of course there are exceptions, and while I don't agree with MOST people who do it, it's their choice and their right. But as the daughter of a defense attorney who specializes in malpractice, I've heard enough horror stories to avoid elective procedures.

What I don't understand is why women have it done when there is serious risk of losing sensitivity in them?

I guess I am just odd but who cares if men find me sexually attractive if I can't enjoy having boobs because I can't frickin feel them.

That's my opinion beyond that to each their own and no matter what your opinion is, ridiculous looking fake boobs are generally considered ridiculous by everyone, I think.

Small boobs are fine... so long as you don't live in Australia.

makare1 said:

What I don't understand is why women have it done when there is serious risk of losing sensitivity in them?

I guess I am just odd but who cares if men find me sexually attractive if I can't enjoy having boobs because I can't frickin feel them.

That's my opinion beyond that to each their own and no matter what your opinion is, ridiculous looking fake boobs are generally considered ridiculous by everyone, I think.

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Honestly, the only implants I think are worthwhile are for women who have had their breasts removed due to cancer etc...

Fake tits can look really, really ridiculous especially when they're big water balloons with like a five inch gap in between.



That looks retarded

vs.

Yeah, if they have already lost their breasts due to cancer there is literally nothing left to lose as far as breast implants are concerned.

Honestly, there's no limit to how large a set of implants could be before I would be turned off by them solely on size. What matters is the shape.

Personally, I have never dated anyone with implants, so I have no first-hand (heh) experience with the feel/texture/drape/etc. But in some of the pictures available pretty much everywhere on the Internet (NONE of which I will post or link to here), I have seen some impossibly huge 'fakes' which are unbelievably out of proportion to the person possessing them, but which are still pleasing to look at because they are shaped well and hang like 'real' breasts (just unrealistically huge ones). By the same token, I have seen others who have chosen to add only a couple/few cup sizes, but who have totally neglected any consideration of aesthetics. These are usually the ones who have little to no body fat and so have a large, flat region just below their collarbone populated by ribs which then suddenly rounds out to two jutting grapefruit halves. Then there are surgeons who make a woman's breasts incredibly wall-eyed, or who build 'water balloon' breasts which look as though they are only attached by a narrow 'neck' at the top, or who concentrate only on enlarging the lower part of the breast, leaving the nipples way up high as if they are constantly staring at the ceiling.

Now I know that there are people who specifically go crazy for the stuff I mention above (just like people go nuts for overblown lips, huge hair, or heavy eye makeup*), and I get that. Different strokes for different folks, as it were. Me? I got nothing against size. Make them a little bigger or pump 'em up until they blot out the Sun, whatever makes you happy. A woman who is happy with her appearance will carry herself with confidence and joy, which will make her more attractive in and of itself. Far as I'm concerned you can add as much or as little as you want, just don't make 'em look fake.

--Patrick
*Board admins notwithstanding.

Gimme natural bewbs or give me death!

I have a close friend who's considered it. She's very small in that department and wants to fit about a B so that she can more easily wear certain things, such as strapless dresses, or 'properly' fill out a bra. So I understand it for the self-esteem feelings, or the idea that there's a 'look' you want. But I agree it can be gross (gigantic for instance) and it shouldn't be done for reasons like societal pressure.

But hey, whatever sinks your ship. If you like 'em, get 'em, date 'em, fuck 'em, etc 'em.

We call my friend Lego Tits. That shit don't bounce ever.

But, really, it's all relative. Some girls need it, some girls want it, some girls look good with them, some girls don't. It's about what the lady wants, and I'm sure, unless it's botched as fuck, there will be a man who will appreciate them and their tits for them and their tits.

And that's all she wrote!

Wow I thoroughly enjoyed reading everyone's opinion on this subject. It was fascinating really.

I have to say though.......I AM NOT THINKING OF BUYING BOOBS........I AM NOT ASKING ABOUT THIS TOPIC FOR MYSELF..........I'm simply asking out of curiosity because all my in laws have them and everyone makes fun of me for being lil and I always say that fake boobs suck and tell them to piss off.

I love my boobs lil as they are lol.....I can wear a tank top with no bra hell I usually only wear a sports bra and they look fabulous just like that. They never get in my way THey never tamper with my excercise routines.....and they never cause back pain.

I just wanted to clarify that as I did not want anyone thinking I was asking because I wanted to buy some.......If I infact did want to buy some I wouldn't being asking for opinions anywhere it would have to be a decision made on my own.

I agree with many things written here......Frame is what holds them best and be happy with what god gave ya. Thank you everyone for responding with ur opinions . It was just a really interesting topic I thought of that i wanted to hear about

had to clear that up lol!

To me, big does not necessarily mean better. I agree with the people who say overall proportion is more important, as are other considerations regarding a woman's attractiveness.

Thus, I don't mind implants as long as they look natural. As soon as I can tell they're fake, it's a turn off for me.

I do like boobs a lot though.

This thread now has the perfect amount of Scarlett thanks to Chaz.

TommiR;344646][QUOTE=Gruebeard said:

It ultimately doesn't matter to me. I'm not gonna dump a swell gal because her tits aren't the right size, and I certainly won't put up with a bitch because hers are.

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I'd like to clarify my position by saying that this is my view as well. Cup size is only one issue in determining physical attractiveness, and physical attractiveness carries only so much (or so little) weight when long-term partnerships are concerned.

That being said, I'm of the opinion that bigger is better, within reason.[/QUOTE]

Allow me to clarify as well. Yes, size in itself is pretty much a non-issue for me. Whether A's or D's, as long as they look good on her. And yes, personality trumps breasts.

If I had to oversimplify, though, I belong to the Weird Science school of thought: more than a handful is superfluous. Admittedly, I have big hands.

Wow I just realized there is alot to think about when contemplating this situation lol........Size , Shape, Velocity and Hand size etc.......LOL !

Personally...I prefer smaller breasts - As or Bs really are plenty. C is nice. Both my current and ex-girlfriend have Ds, and if anything, they're a bit big for my taste. Still, size isn't all that important. Shape, bagginess, and feel are much more important.
I've known a girl who had literally half-globes stuck on her chest, completely pefectly spherical. Looked completely ridiculous and fake as hell, but she assured me they were real - and I've seen pictures of her ages 12-18 with htem slowly growing and whatever, and they seem to be (or she's had several surgeries to gradually increase them in size or something). Just weird.
Still, fake or real doesn't matter, as long as they feel right, look right, and aren't stupidly large. Of course, cheap boob jobs tend to look fake, feel fake, and so on, but I've seen good ones.

Also, obivously, for women who have very small breasts or have lost them due to cancer or similar, I'm all in favour of adding -something-.

... velocity?

Iaculus said:

... velocity?

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Ya beat me to it. :laugh:

North_Ranger said:

... And yes, personality trumps breasts...

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But, you can't motorboat a personality.

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I think it was Desmond Morris that proposed a correlation between breast size and social status. The higher class men tend to prefer smaller breasted women and lower class preferred larger breasts.

Cajungal;344792][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

... velocity?

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Ya beat me to it. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

I suddenly have this mental image of a vast flock of breasts, playful and agile in the midday sun, swooping down upon the general populace and stealing their lunches.

It is an image I may be unable to dismiss for quite some time.

Iaculus said:

It is an image I may be unable to dismiss for quite some time.

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Unable or unwilling?

Dave;344801][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

It is an image I may be unable to dismiss for quite some time.

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Unable or unwilling?[/QUOTE]

Do I look Japanese to you?

Iaculus;344802][QUOTE=Dave;344801][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

It is an image I may be unable to dismiss for quite some time.

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Unable or unwilling?[/QUOTE]

Do I look Japanese to you?[/QUOTE]

With your new avata

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With your new avatar, you sure look more at place in Tokyo to me!

(seriously, IE6 hates this place.)

Bubble181;344806][QUOTE=Iaculus;344802][QUOTE=Dave;344801][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

It is an image I may be unable to dismiss for quite some time.

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Unable or unwilling?[/QUOTE]

Do I look Japanese to you?[/QUOTE]

With your new avata[/QUOTE]

The masiakasaurus is South American.

... What's JCM's opinion on swarms of airborne breasts?

Bubble181 said:

IE6 hates this place.

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You still use IE6?

I used to work in a fully nude establishment.

I've never met a pair of fake tits that i thought looked good.

In advertisements, you can photoshop them, cover them, shoot them from certain angles, etc, and get the effect you're looking for. But in real life, but give me a small-breasted woman any day over some fake-boobed monstrosity.

Cajungal;344792][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

... velocity?

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Ya beat me to it. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

hahahaha I know I know.......It was real early and I wasn't thinking straight lol ......But it was kinda funny

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Iaculus;344800][QUOTE=Cajungal;344792][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

... velocity?

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Ya beat me to it. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

I suddenly have this mental image of a vast flock of breasts, playful and agile in the midday sun, swooping down upon the general populace and stealing their lunches.

It is an image I may be unable to dismiss for quite some time.[/QUOTE]


LMAO ! sorry next time I will make sure to get proper sleep before typing

darkangel6988;344847][QUOTE=Cajungal;344792][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

... velocity?

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Ya beat me to it. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

hahahaha I know I know.......It was real early and I wasn't thinking straight lol ......But it was kinda funny

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Iaculus;344800][QUOTE=Cajungal;344792][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

... velocity?

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Ya beat me to it. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

I suddenly have this mental image of a vast flock of breasts, playful and agile in the midday sun, swooping down upon the general populace and stealing their lunches.

It is an image I may be unable to dismiss for quite some time.[/QUOTE]


LMAO ! sorry next time I will make sure to get proper sleep before typing [/QUOTE]

Velocity.... It is fun to catch fast women with a nice rack...

If I wanted someone with the chest of a 12-year ol dboy I'd date a 12-year old boy.

Deschain said:

If I wanted someone with the chest of a 12-year ol dboy I'd date a 12-year old boy.

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Icarus?

To be fair, Icarus was with a 14 year old girl...

So it is some how worse to shtupp a boy instead of a girl?

And 14 is HELLA more mature so yeah... you guys are so close minded.

This all sounds so familiar...

Its just so damn fun.

Espy said:

Its just so damn fun.

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yep.

you do mean the kidding around and not the pedophilia, right?

I prefer small and natural over large and fake. I don't think it would be a deal-breaker though.

For cancer, I think it is absolutely understandable.

Dave said:

My wife has a C cup so that's the perfect size.

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Best comment ever.

And btw, DD+ natural, for the same reason. (no I'm not kidding or exaggerating, and I'm pretty sure I'm lowballing it)

Eriol;344965][QUOTE=Dave said:

My wife has a C cup so that's the perfect size.

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Best comment ever.

And btw, DD+ natural, for the same reason. (no I'm not kidding or exaggerating, and I'm pretty sure I'm lowballing it)[/QUOTE]

/unlurk

Oy vey. Yes, you missed the third D.

And speaking from the female perspective, naturally occuring DD or higher are not attractive - too floppy, and requiring of far too much structural engineering to make look good (i.e. perky and probably fake).

/lurk

Unless they're not, in which you begin to believe in the existence of a benevolent god.

"Swing low sweet chariots." --Creed

LOL !

Classic Creed.

I shall throw off the curve by preferring small and fake.


MWAHAHAHAHA Statisticians bow before me!



PS: I actually agree with 90% of the men here about the proportion business.

darkangel6988 said:

Wow I just realized there is alot to think about when contemplating this situation lol........Size , Shape, Velocity and Hand size etc.......LOL !

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Oh, there's plenty more factors to be considered. Buoyancy, firmness, nipple orientation, diamater and coloration of the areolae, the Tuomola-Wagner pencil bounce factor, tactile sensitivity... the list is endless.

North_Ranger;345273][QUOTE=darkangel6988 said:

Wow I just realized there is alot to think about when contemplating this situation lol........Size , Shape, Velocity and Hand size etc.......LOL !

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Oh, there's plenty more factors to be considered. Buoyancy, firmness, nipple orientation, diamater and coloration of the areolae, the Tuomola-Wagner pencil bounce factor, tactile sensitivity... the list is endless.[/QUOTE]

Ok, that's it, I want to change my masters thesis topic.

less talkage, more cleavage

Okay.

bhamv3 said:

Okay.

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Sexy!

Yeah, split that wood, baby...

...

I think I just kicked my brain in the balls.

Dave: at work, I do. Plenty of places where work only allows IE6 you know :-P

sixpackshaker said:

I think it was Desmond Morris that proposed a correlation between breast size and social status. The higher class men tend to prefer smaller breasted women and lower class preferred larger breasts.

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Well them rich folk can just afford to buy them fancy soft pillows...

bhamv3;345275][QUOTE=North_Ranger;345273][QUOTE=darkangel6988 said:

Wow I just realized there is alot to think about when contemplating this situation lol........Size , Shape, Velocity and Hand size etc.......LOL !

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Oh, there's plenty more factors to be considered. Buoyancy, firmness, nipple orientation, diamater and coloration of the areolae, the Tuomola-Wagner pencil bounce factor, tactile sensitivity... the list is endless.[/QUOTE]

Ok, that's it, I want to change my masters thesis topic.[/QUOTE]


Haha Now that's funny lol.!

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North_Ranger;345273][QUOTE=darkangel6988 said:

Wow I just realized there is alot to think about when contemplating this situation lol........Size , Shape, Velocity and Hand size etc.......LOL !

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Oh, there's plenty more factors to be considered. Buoyancy, firmness, nipple orientation, diamater and coloration of the areolae, the Tuomola-Wagner pencil bounce factor, tactile sensitivity... the list is endless.[/QUOTE]

Wow North_Ranger You're an Expert....I'm very impressed!

I like boobs.

fade said:

I like boobs.

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here you go

fade said:

I like boobs.

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HA, you loose Chaz.

Tinwhistler said:

I used to work in a fully nude establishment.

I've never met a pair of fake tits that i thought looked good.

In advertisements, you can photoshop them, cover them, shoot them from certain angles, etc, and get the effect you're looking for. But in real life, but give me a small-breasted woman any day over some fake-boobed monstrosity.

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Pretty much this.

I'm a leg man myself my wife has natural 42E her back is always in pain.

darkangel6988 said:

Wow North_Ranger You're an Expert....I'm very impressed!

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Nah, just a single guy.