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DAVE! I What did you eat!?!

#1

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

So apparently flames are shooting out of manhole covers in Omaha so Dave Wtf did you eat man?
Http://m.now.msn.com/omaha-sewer-fire-causes-flames-to-erupt-through-street


#2

strawman

strawman

Real Mexican food.


#3

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

But...Calleja left.

Oh god, Dave ate Calleja.


#4

strawman

strawman

This seemingly unassuming forum has a cost, and that cost is one live forum member sacrificed to Dave once per year, in the spring.

Last year it was mathias. The previous year it was zenmonkey. This year it was Cayamajama. Next year it could be you.

Are you prepared?


#5

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

This seemingly unassuming forum has a cost, and that cost is one live forum member sacrificed to Dave once per year, in the spring.

Last year it was mathias. The previous year it was zenmonkey. This year it was Cayamajama. Next year it could be you.

Are you prepared?
Is it a glamorous honour like the Aztec thing? Or is it more like holyfucknooooooosavemeeeeeeeeee?


#6

drifter

drifter



#7

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

I assumed it was like being tossed to the Sarlaac.


#8

bhamv3

bhamv3

I assumed it was like being tossed to the Sarlaac.
Giving off a Wilheim Scream and then being digested over a thousand years?


#9

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

This seemingly unassuming forum has a cost, and that cost is one live forum member sacrificed to Dave once per year, in the spring.

Last year it was mathias. The previous year it was zenmonkey. This year it was Cayamajama. Next year it could be you.

Are you prepared?


#10

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Giving off a Wilheim Scream and then being digested over a thousand years?


#11

strawman

strawman

Text To: Sarlac
When can I tap that?

Text To: Boba Fett
Given the location of my reproductive organs, about a thousand years. Bring protection. From digestive enzymes.

Text To: Sarlac
...I'll get back to you.

Text To: Sarlac, Boba Fett
Hoping all your dreams come true! Love, Han.
Audio Attachment: Matchmaker


#12

SpecialKO

SpecialKO



#13

Dave

Dave

How did I miss this thread? I was tagged and everything!

It was interesting, wasn't it? That was a fun day. Not only was there multiple water main breaks in town, but super dense fog and underground explosions that took power out of all of downtown. I kept expecting John McClain to show up at some point.


#14

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

How did I miss this thread? I was tagged and everything!

It was interesting, wasn't it? That was a fun day. Not only was there multiple water main breaks in town, but super dense fog and underground explosions that took power out of all of downtown. I kept expecting John McClain to show up at some point.
You missed it because you don't have a laptop in your bathroom I suppose?


#15

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Is it a glamorous honour like the Aztec thing? Or is it more like holyfucknooooooosavemeeeeeeeeee?


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