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Death DJ? it is not what you think. Press your ashes into vinyl record...

#1



Chibibar

Company presses your ashes into vinyl when you die

That is correct. You can get your ashes PRESSED into a vinyl record with or without sound. It sounds pretty interesting and creepy at the same time. Can you imagine making one without sound and you can communicate with the dead? muhahahahhahaha

Or maybe a DJ can play the best death hits?


#2

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

Kind of odd to me... but I guess some people might find it interesting?


#3

Null

Null

They all wind up playing Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper".


#4

LittleSin

LittleSin

Oh man. This would make an awesome short story.


#5

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Dude.... get it recorded with you reading your last will and testament... with a surprise ending!


#6

Vagabond

V.Bond

This is the only way for a true hipster to bite the dust.


#7



Jiarn

If mine will play the Ballad of Serenity, count me in.


#8

Telephius

Telephius

Dude.... get it recorded with you reading your last will and testament... with a surprise ending!
Now that is truly the way to convey ones vinyl wishes.


#9



Chibibar

Dude.... get it recorded with you reading your last will and testament... with a surprise ending!
Now that is truly the way to convey ones vinyl wishes.[/QUOTE]

At least it won't be off the record.


#10



Disconnected

Dude.... get it recorded with you reading your last will and testament... with a surprise ending!
Now that is truly the way to convey ones vinyl wishes.[/QUOTE]

late to the party here but laughing just as hard. nice.


#11

David

David

Get it pressed with "never gonna give you up." Rickroll everybody at your funeral!


#12

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Get it pressed with recordings of you screaming in agony about how much the afterlife sucks and how much being burned and turned into a record was an amazingly huge mistake. Then start blaming your friends and family for this eternal life of agony.


#13

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Thrift stores just became the most morbid places on earth.


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