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Well, I figure if I'm ever going to become infamous around here, I might as well try one of these.

So go ahead: Ask me anything! As far as you know, I'll answer it honestly!

EDIT:

At Nick's insistence, my topics of interest are:

Writing, Film, Philosophy, Politics, Comics, Literature, Theatre (including acting), Urban Exploration, and the weather.

Are you a registered member of any political party?
Have you ever been on TV?
If you could do or be one thing, no matter how crazy, what would that be? Rockstar? Movie-star? Astronaut? Transformer?

Espy said:

Are you a registered member of any political party?

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Nope. Registered Nonpartisan. But my parents are both die-hard, Obama-is-a-muslim-I-can-feel-it-in-my-gut Republicans. Though my mother was mysteriously registered as a Democrat through ACORN soon after her purse was stolen.

Espy said:

Have you ever been on TV?

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Not so far as I can remember.

Espy said:

If you could do or be one thing, no matter how crazy, what would that be? Rockstar? Movie-star? Astronaut? Transformer?

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Honestly? I'd love to write and direct a feature film. I've got a script on the backburner, even -- I'm too lazy to finish it, though.

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Are you a registered member of any political party?

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Nope. Registered Nonpartisan. But my parents are both die-hard, Obama-is-a-muslim-I-can-feel-it-in-my-gut Republicans. Though my mother was mysteriously registered as a Democrat through ACORN soon after her purse was stolen.
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You must be joking!?! For real?

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Are you a registered member of any political party?

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Nope. Registered Nonpartisan. But my parents are both die-hard, Obama-is-a-muslim-I-can-feel-it-in-my-gut Republicans. Though my mother was mysteriously registered as a Democrat through ACORN soon after her purse was stolen.
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You must be joking!?! For real?[/QUOTE]

Yep. She got some sort of registration confirmation/card thingy in the mail one day, said "what the heck?" looked into it, and saw she was registered through ACORN.

I convinced her to stay registered that way, though. Told her she could do damage from the inside.

That is hilarious. Yet another way Acorn goes out of it's way to disprove the stereotypes, heh.

Question: Michael Bay wants you to be an AD on Transformers 3: More Transform-a-licious. You also have a gun with one bullet that could easily be used to kill yourself. What do you do?

Espy said:

That is hilarious. Yet another way Acorn goes out of it's way to disprove the stereotypes, heh.

Question: Michael Bay wants you to be an AD on Transformers 3: More Transform-a-licious. You also have a gun with one bullet that could easily be used to kill yourself. What do you do?

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Why take the easy way out? I'd buy more ammo, take the job, and take measures to make sure that no third transformers movie ever sees the light of day.

(Honestly though, I'd probably just swallow my pride and take the job. I might end up getting fired for disobeying some of Michael Bay's directorial decisions, but I'd take the job.)

Pfft. This is no "ask me anything" post. Where's the topics or interests to give us a good springboard?

Pfft. Fine. Added,

What's your favorite philosopher? Least favorite?

(Philosophy Major here)

"Philosophy is to life what masturbation is to sex."

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