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Disney bans breast implants from 'Pirates 4'

#1

Dei

Dei

http://movies.msn.com/the-wrap/disney-bans-breast-implants-from-pirates4/story/?gt1=28101

\"Beautiful Female Fit Models. Must be 5'7-5'8, Size 4 or 6 - NO BIGGER OR SMALLER. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. MUST have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants. This is a show and tell of costumes with the director and the producers. Plan on an entire day of trying on clothes and being photographed.\"


#2

Dave

Dave

Show and tell? They don't care whether or not they have implants. They just want to look at all the tits they can.


#3

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Just trying for historical accuracy!


#4

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Cause Keira Knightly put it in her clause that no future female stars could have breasts, at all.


#5

Dave

Dave

She says they spent hours making hers look bigger for the movies.


#6

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

You mean like they did in King Arthur?



#7



WolfOfOdin

Well. Guess they'll need new flotation devices for the water parts


#8

Cajungal

Cajungal

Cause Keira Knightly put it in her clause that no future female stars could have breasts, at all.
Haaaaaah. :D


#9

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Keira Knightley is flatter than a 12-year-old boy?

There... IS... NO... GOD!!


#10

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Or there is, and he likes 12 year old boys.


#11



Kitty Sinatra

Icarus had a sister, and she's god?

---------- Post added at 11:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:44 PM ----------

Oh wait. Ignore that. Pretend I edited that out. I've got a better one. It's about priests and altar boys and doing just as God would, you know, how it kinda explains all the pedophilia and that the Catholic Church must be the true religion. Okay, so here goes the joke . . . oh dammit. I just explained it.

Never mind then.


#12



Philosopher B.

Natural boobays and no Orlando Bloom. Sounds like a plan.


#13

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Keira Knightley is flatter than a 12-year-old boy?

There... IS... NO... GOD!!
After seeing that pic, I had to do an image search. There's pictures in wich you can actually see a bare breast and, while small, they have a little more presence than in that first image. But, of course, who knows if thay are shopped.


#14

tegid

tegid

I'd say she's not completely flat but has breasts small enought that the right clothes will give the impression she has none. Like in that picture. I guess they are pressed down and to her ribs, so they seem to disappear.

I remember her being damn hot in pirates 1 and you're not taking that away from me.


#15



Chazwozel

Keira Knightley is flatter than a 12-year-old boy?

There... IS... NO... GOD!!
You didn't know this?


#16



Chibibar

Heh. My wife just schooled me in the reasoning behind this. It is the corset issue. If you are going to wear period costume, they are going to be wearing corset. People with bad fake implants (gels and such) will be "squish" in these corsets and can cause deformation of the breast. Of course you could make special corset to not deform it but that cost extra and probably reserve for named actor(ess) and not walk ons/extras. hence, no fake boobs.


#17

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

This is the breast idea I've ever heard!


#18

Dave

Dave

This is the breast idea I've ever heard!
More puns, ThatNippleGuy?


#19



Chibibar

We better nipple this in the boob before it gets out of hands.


#20

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

This is the breast idea I've ever heard!
More puns, ThatNippleGuy?[/QUOTE]

Heh. Your new avatar totally sells this, too. He's all like :humph:!

But yeah, maybe I shoulda cupped my hand over my mouth.


#21

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Looking for a handful of actresses.


#22

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Looking for a handful of actresses.
I'm sure they'll bring their A game.


#23

Dave

Dave

I wonder if they'd hire Saline Dion.


#24

Cajungal

Cajungal

Looking for a handful of actresses.
I'm sure they'll bring their A game.[/QUOTE]

D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :awesome:


#25

Chad Sexington

Garbledina

Looking for a handful of actresses.
I'm sure they'll bring their A game.[/QUOTE]
Alright, normally I'm staunchly opposed to puns, but that was actually awesome. Did not see that coming.


#26

figmentPez

figmentPez

Looking for a handful of actresses.
I'm sure they'll bring their A game.[/QUOTE]
Alright, normally I'm staunchly opposed to puns, but that was actually awesome. Did not see that coming.[/QUOTE]

C'mon, it wasn't that difficult to see coming. You've got to keep abreast of these things. You can't let them knock you flat. It's the small clues you've got to keep your eye on. With just an itty bitty amount of effort, you can save yourself a mound of embarassment.


#27

Chad Sexington

Garbledina

Looking for a handful of actresses.
I'm sure they'll bring their A game.[/QUOTE]
Alright, normally I'm staunchly opposed to puns, but that was actually awesome. Did not see that coming.[/QUOTE]

C'mon, it wasn't that difficult to see coming. You've got to keep abreast of these things. You can't let them knock you flat. It's the small clues you've got to keep your eye on. With just an itty bitty amount of effort, you can save yourself a mound of embarassment.[/QUOTE]
:humph:


#28

Dave

Dave

Bah!


#29

Cajungal

Cajungal

Keep this up, Dave, and you're gonna be visited by ghosts or something.


#30

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Keep this up, Dave, and you're gonna be visited by ghosts or something.[/QUOTE]

keep us a breast of the situation.


#31

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Man, if I had a nipple for every time Dave acted like an old man...


#32

Dave

Dave

You'd be richer than Areola Flynn?


#33

Gusto

Gusto

Tittaaaaaaay.


#34

Jay

Jay

Holy Tic Tacs!


#35

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Eraserheads - the sequel.


#36

Jay

Jay

I watched this really nice movie called Silk a year back, she was in it and was topless in a sex scene... I felt bad.


#37



Joe Johnson

You felt bad? What does her boyfriend....feel.


#38

Morphine

Morphine

Every time I look at Keira Knightley I see a very pretty teenage boy.


#39

Calleja

Calleja

kiera Kinghtley is a celebrity I probably would kick out of bed.


........well, alright, I probably wouldn't KICK her out of bed if she found herself in mine, but I certainly would not do anything to try and get her there.


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