By Laughingdog:
Their creation flagging, the subscription count tarnished
An idea in their head did spring, their coffers they'd garnish!
While orcs, dwarves, and elves did fight
Their users they'd charge, all through the night!
The code was entered, the deed finished
If they hadn't done it, they thought, their returns would diminish
They all sat back and enjoyed the scene
From their yachts in the bay while they earned some green
A cry arose from the disquieted masses
\"Refund our money, or we'll kick your asses!\"
Amazed, astonished, dumbfounded, and stunned
They thought to themselves, \"Hey that's our retirement fund!\"
Hoping to hush the riotous riffraff
They urged everyone to please contact their sales staff
Finally, reparations of their ill-gained funds had begun
\"Well guys, while it lasted, it sure was fun!