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Earthquake? It's because you dressed ungodly

Apr 20, 2010#1

Soliloquy

Friggin' slutty women, causing all those earthquakes. How dare they show their hair and wear tight clothing?

:eek:

rly:

Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women
The reuined citadel of Bam aftern the 2003 earthquake
More than 25,000 people died in the Bam quake

Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

Mr Sedighi was delivering a sermon on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.

Apr 20, 2010#2

Dave

Loose women are also responsible for sunspots, el nino and making my pants go all tight.

Apr 20, 2010#3

Hylian

Dave said:
Loose women are also responsible for sunspots, el nino and making my pants go all tight.

Dave your avatar makes everything you type so much more funny :laugh:

Apr 20, 2010#4

Soliloquy

Dave said:
Loose women are also responsible for sunspots, el nino and making my pants go all tight.

It's also a proven fact that they produce more greenhouse gases.

Apr 20, 2010#5

Chibibar

Soliloquy;373711][QUOTE=Dave said:
Loose women are also responsible for sunspots, el nino and making my pants go all tight.

It's also a proven fact that they produce more greenhouse gases.[/QUOTE]

Wow.................. Does my calender deceived me? I believe we are in 2010 am I not?
And these are the same people want to have advance nuclear technology!??!?!

Apr 20, 2010#6

SpecialKO

Chibibar;373722][QUOTE=Soliloquy;373711][QUOTE=Dave said:
Loose women are also responsible for sunspots, el nino and making my pants go all tight.

Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes

I kind of what to put this in my sig. It's just that fucking stupid. It's like a snarky forum comment, only totally serious.

Apr 20, 2010#7

Dei

I don't think it's that strange, considering that most Muslim nations are EXTREMELY sexist to this day.

Apr 20, 2010#8

Chibibar

Dei said:
I don't think it's that strange, considering that most Muslim nations are EXTREMELY sexist to this day.

Yea but they actually believe

Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes

I mean..... wow.

Apr 20, 2010#9

bhamv3

So this is why I fall over whenever I see a girl in a low-cut top! And here I thought it was due to a sudden shortage of blood to my brain.

Apr 20, 2010#10

Chibibar

bhamv3 said:
So this is why I fall over whenever I see a girl in a low-cut top! And here I thought it was due to a sudden shortage of blood to my brain.

hehe as Robin William said in his show
"God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one of them" (or something to that effect)

Apr 20, 2010#11

SpecialKO

bhamv3 said:
So this is why I fall over whenever I see a girl in a low-cut top! And here I thought it was due to a sudden shortage of blood to my brain.

No, no, it's the change in your center of gravity. :sneaky:

Apr 26, 2010#12

Dei

http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html

Apr 26, 2010#13

Dusty668

I've got my dollar bills and bottled water all ready. For Science!!!

Apr 26, 2010#14

Iaculus

Guess the earth did move for them, too.

Apr 26, 2010#15

Dave

Hey! Look at what day it is, ladies!

Apr 26, 2010#16

Chibibar

Dave said:
Hey! Look at what day it is, ladies!

boobies DOES cause earthquakes

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/26/world/asia/26quake.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

(actually they don't but you can bet that Iran will say it is linked)

Apr 26, 2010#17

Dave

The problem, of course, is that there are 25,000+ earthquakes every year and as many as 31,419 in a single year.

So of course there will be quakes. To attribute it to boobs is ludicrous, but you know they will see this as a sign.

Apr 26, 2010#18

Dusty668

More research! Unfortunately all the females here at work were all yak, and no rack. I however have my shirt open down to the 4th button. Cause science is the way I roll.

Apr 27, 2010#19

Soliloquy

Dave said:
The problem, of course, is that there are 25,000+ earthquakes every year and as many as 31,419 in a single year.

So of course there will be quakes. To attribute it to boobs is ludicrous, but you know they will see this as a sign.

Aye, but there are only 134 earthquakes of THAT magnitude per year, so there's about a 37 percent chance of that happening on a boob-day event.

So really, this experiment requires more scientific rigor.

Apr 27, 2010#20

Chibibar

Soliloquy;377351][QUOTE=Dave said:
The problem, of course, is that there are 25,000+ earthquakes every year and as many as 31,419 in a single year.

So of course there will be quakes. To attribute it to boobs is ludicrous, but you know they will see this as a sign.